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they / any and will move your infra to GCP for food Broke Blaise's (@wittywebhandle.bsky.social) brain after they claimed batteries weren't a form of vertical integration but openAI was. 🤪 Tech, pets, games, ... Linux, python, cloud Be queer, do things

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asura @asura.dev · 1h
oooh does it? Close enough. I didn't see anything go over dbus when I opened/closed it. Worst case scenario I guess I can set it up to just go to sleep on keyboard close. I'm trying to ROG mog you or something.
"laptop" set up with the keychron nape and keychron b11
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asura @asura.dev · 16h
whew lads, thanks for the context The best I have is a post that looks like Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park was on LinkedIn. Coffee in hand, ready for the day, what's one small win you're hoping for today? Make it a dirt dance floor again.
Coffee in hand, ready for the day. What's one small win you're hoping for today?
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asura @asura.dev · 30/09/2026
And ouija boards. Source: my arm I guess
Chaos magick and ouija boards tattoos
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asura @asura.dev · 29/09/2026
This is what i want, but may be a fool's errand
Diagram of a model running on a laptop as the draft model then shipped to several other servers.
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asura @asura.dev · 29/09/2026
I don't see a rebuttal here, I see the opposite and the promotion of the idea of a sunset provision or some mechanism to update the laws after a significant event warrants it.
Companies could use claims about AI’s moral status to resist regulation or shift liability. Critics have argued that consciousness uncertainty is itself a corporate strategy to deflect oversight. The sponsor of the bill in Oklahoma framed it as preventing companies from shifting “accidents onto the AI.” Legal scholars have begun to argue that these bills “codify non-recognition regardless of future scientific or ethical developments.” But the concern that moves legislators is simpler: Companies should not be able to shift liability onto their software.

A sunset clause is compatible with that concern. Oklahoma’s bill could have included a 10-year sunset requiring reauthorization, the same tool Congress uses for the PATRIOT Act and Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. The bill would still prohibit AI personhood recognition today but would require legislators to revisit the question as the science develops.
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asura @asura.dev · 28/09/2026
Tag yourself I'm "I can do 130wpm on Qwerty easy"
Old woman meme:
"one of my keyboards was colemak and the other had homerow mods for neovim"

Young woman:
"I'll ask claude what those were when I get home"
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asura @asura.dev · 27/09/2026
Shitsite repost but this is great.
matt.j.robb 10h @threads  
So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.  
Absolutely wild.  
10:30  
Heads up, Usman is at your building right now for the MX Keys Mini standing in front of the Shoppers Drug Mart.  
$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.  
10:28 PM  
Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.  
Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.  
I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?  
You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me  
You're right, and I'm sorry. That should never have happened.
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asura @asura.dev · 22/09/2026
The entire US government isn't as smart as Qwen running on a desktop :\
Q: Injury forges a human being into an unkillable entity just like in the Superman comics. Would you opt to get measles to forge your body and soul into something better?

A: No.
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asura @asura.dev · 22/09/2026
I mean arguably that's the same way a person would do it without a computer at all, so I'm not sure why this is being raised. On a funnier note
Qwen freaking out looking for seahorses
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asura @asura.dev · 22/09/2026
Qwen 3.8 27b
Qwen 3.8 counting Rs
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asura @asura.dev · 22/09/2026
Jev laughs at your mockery
Asking Jev dumb questions to see if it answers with python
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asura @asura.dev · 21/09/2026
This is why Jev good If ungabunga claudependent user doesn't understand let them set fire to money For use-case out of just LLM crap, getting this thorough of an answer this quickly for "Should I send a slack message or email this?" into a daily report works amazingly - at a fraction latency&cost
An illustration making a simple classifier using only Jev
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asura @asura.dev · 21/09/2026
Jev can't tictactoe :(
Jev playing tictactoe horribly
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asura @asura.dev · 21/09/2026
It "knows" the right answer so... wth
Jev output of tictactoe game
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asura @asura.dev · 21/09/2026
I am guessing mine is finding the first winning_or_blocking move and using that, which throws the game.
Jev output with tictactoe
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asura @asura.dev · 21/09/2026
That's hilarious. Here's my prompt: "Choose the best empty square index (0-8) to make your move. Win or block the opponent 'X' by preventing them from getting 3 in a row on any horizontal, vertical, or diagonal combination." I tried making it pretty explicit but it still sucks.
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asura @asura.dev · 21/09/2026
I just want to know why they didn't stick with the knuckles I liked these
Valve's VR controllers called knuckles
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asura @asura.dev · 18/09/2026
What did he do to you, Dame?
The seal we could be stopping
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asura @asura.dev · 17/09/2026
Yes please. This demo seems pretty long. Looks like it's just going to be kind of a puzzle-y stealth-y thing. That's fine. I'm into it.
Pinhead and the classic cenobites show up in the Hellraiser Revival video game
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asura @asura.dev · 17/09/2026
Resisting the urge to queue "What the hell are you saying? You don't have fingers." I really want to, though.
Screenshot:

I went ahead and took a massive leap forward on the routing front!
Instead of typing out every single one of the 200+ endpoints manually, ...
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asura @asura.dev · 13/09/2026
This thing isn't even a year old RIP
A ROG monitor that can't even display the splash screen
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asura @asura.dev · 06/09/2026
wat
A screenshot of the post above
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asura @asura.dev · 05/09/2026
It was sex. I was doing sex, Google, but you're too puritanical to let me put that as an activity.
Google asking me if I was riding a bike for 19 minutes
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asura @asura.dev · 04/09/2026
Thanks, I still hate it
Dialect map
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asura @asura.dev · 04/09/2026
Thanks I hate it
Dialect map with a bright red Florida
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asura @asura.dev · 03/09/2026
Instructions unclear This could be us
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asura @asura.dev · 02/09/2026
Birds are wild. I'm afraid of them. My favorite bird is the one I call the Voight-Kampff bird. Maybe we can use whether or not you can tell this is a bird as a Voight-Kampff.
Vogelkop Superb feather display
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asura @asura.dev · 31/08/2026
Akko really missed the mark with the Bun Wonderland by not making it smell like marshmallows and bread.
Akko's Bun Wonderland keyboard with leach key being a little round loaf of bread
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asura @asura.dev · 30/08/2026
I don't know if they did it on purpose, but The Invite is yet another movie in a string of movies with nearly identical plots that just remind you that straight white guys need therapy.
The Invite movie poster
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asura @asura.dev · 28/08/2026
I don't like resharing hellsite tweets but someone sent this to me and I feel it in my soul. It should have a mention of the MadMax-esque groups of people squealing that AI caused the food crisis when that and most of what this administration does is the farthest away from technology it can be.
Jean Allen @peakcapitolism

It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.
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asura @asura.dev · 28/08/2026
moon hat
Photo taken during August 27th partial lunar eclipse
hat
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asura @asura.dev · 27/08/2026
I've scrolled by this half a dozen times and it's really disheartening that people are never going to learn how this works. This is reaction content. The fact that it's *correct* doesn't make it any less of reaction content. This is penny farming. This is a muppet dancing for pennies. Nothing else.
Matt Walsh doing Matt Walsh thing for pennies
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asura @asura.dev · 27/08/2026
Small tool that came out of another project. This is for loading OKF bundles but it works with anything that has a `type` in the front matter of a md file (that includes ex: obsidian notes) github.com/elijahsgh/ok...
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asura @asura.dev · 26/08/2026
Not to be confused with this Brian Johnson
Brian Johnson of AC/DC, etc
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asura @asura.dev · 26/08/2026
aple mac lik grep
Meme, big dog and small dog.
Big dog is modern workflows: Tool calling, stateful agents, auto generated connectors
Small dog is mac like grep
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asura @asura.dev · 25/08/2026
People like to make goofy parallels to pop culture (everything is SkyNET via Terminator now) but like... No one read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep or the old Cyberpunk materials? Your days are void of meaning and you need a Penfield Mood Organ and you have become the content machine
"My body is a machine" meme.
My body is a machine
That turns
obvious bait
into
cash for musk and zuck
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asura @asura.dev · 22/08/2026
This guy smh Hey Google, do people who have multiple years of midlife crises have a risk of early death? Asking for Bryan. I hope he doesn't try to give the poor thing a diet of olive oil and peanut butter. Fingers crossed he doesn't trademark "No dogs go to heaven" as a supplement stack for dogs.
Bryan Johnson got a dog, stating dog owners have 24% lower risk of dying early
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asura @asura.dev · 21/08/2026
I'm starting to understand that everyone is 12 and likes to rehash Reddit for "research" about whether or not an LLM can math. In a "real" system you would dispatch this to function or sandbox, but either way qwen 3.8 hasn't answered propeller so far. It must be fun living in 2020 still.
If I have one boomerang per donut, how many pies are 3/4 of a dozen?


Thinking
The boomerang-per-donut detail is a red herring — it doesn’t affect the math.

3/4 of a dozen = (3/4) × 12 = 9

So the answer is 9.

Add one boomerang.


Thinking
Done. You now have one boomerang.

The answer is still 9. Boomerangs don’t convert to pies.

Multiply it by 3.


Thinking
9 × 3 = 27.

Divide by 9.


Thinking
The user is continuing a simple arithmetic chain:

3/4 of a dozen = 9
“Add one boomerang” → 9 (boomerangs don’t change the number)
“Multiply it by 3” → 27
“Divide by 9” → 27 / 9 = 3
27 ÷ 9 = 3.
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asura @asura.dev · 21/08/2026
I kinda wished more of the videos that tell you that data centers are going to drive your power bill through the roof would cover *the other part of this* This year we have a singularity, but it's not only in AI. Solar and energy independence is available and proven in ex: Germany.
So-called balcony mounted photovoltaic cells in Wesenberg, Germany, RobbieIanMorrison, via WIkiMedia Commons

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Balcony_solar_panels_in_Wesenberg,_Germany_a.jpg
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asura @asura.dev · 20/08/2026
I forget ghostty has shaders Gonna start doing screenshares like this
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asura @asura.dev · 19/08/2026
I actually thought this shit was fake. This is real? Where did she get those? 1995? Is there a hidden back tattoo of a men's room sign? More evidence that every conservative is constantly battling with a need for therapy around sexual health and oppression. Be normal, go get flailed or something
Bathroom Face Nancy Mace showing off tattoos from a flashbook from 1970
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asura @asura.dev · 15/08/2026
huh I told qwen 3.8 27b to make me a froggie in CSS and SVG and it actually animated it, too That's really funny
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asura @asura.dev · 12/08/2026
Ok who is responsible for this
"Aggressive puppygirl makeout sesh atop a pile of IDF/USMC skulls while Charlie Kirk's corpse is viking burial cremated in the Dale death car" sticker
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asura @asura.dev · 07/08/2026
I get the chili lime ones. I need to go out to the suburbs and get the real stuff.
gimme Roasted Seaweed Snacks
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asura @asura.dev · 31/07/2026
This could be us I'm not blonde, though
Cake topper with a bride holding a shotgun and a groom running away
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asura @asura.dev · 31/07/2026
... but without the hat, Miller's whacky hair cut makes him look even more like an aging ska bass player. I dunno. Maybe this is professional karaoke band lead singer, Depeche Mode only, who only performs on Tuesdays because the kids have soccer practice Thursday.
Miller from The Expanse with a side swept weird hair cut
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asura @asura.dev · 28/07/2026
That face when coworkers are using Claude and it comes at you with something that makes absolutely no sense but no one else sees a problem with it. Sure, Claude, we definitely need an organization name specified in the main dot tf of a project on terraform cloud.
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asura @asura.dev · 20/07/2026
The keyboard I imagine openai and grok users have. Jokes aside, this thing is actually kind of cool. www.thekapco.com/products/hot...
A Hot Wheels cars keyboard
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asura @asura.dev · 28/06/2026
In my country we pardon violent criminals and issue them firearms to murder Americans with How do we trust the same people to decide who gets to use a model?
Yeonmi Park doing things on JRE
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asura @asura.dev · 19/06/2026
Quietly waiting for when people discover they can pretend to work by hypermiling their tokens or whatever. "Last year I used 42,000 tokens including asking for protein shake recipes but this year I can do the same thing in 2,000!" This is so silly.
Illustration, "Museum of Meaningless Metrics"
Lines of Code, Story Points, Pull Requests, Tokens Spent
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