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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i accidentally showered with my glasses on today, this is what happens with four hours of sleep

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

people keep stealing the parcels from the post room; if my hat gets stolen i'm going to start world war three

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i know there are worse things to do when drunk, but it's definitely embarrassing to wake up to notifications cause i pinged everyone in a discord server to tell them i loved them 😭

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i need everyone around me to not talk about tennis for at least a year, but at this point i'll take just 24 hours p l e a s e

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

anyone got a void i can scream into rq

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

> has a great 48 hours > keeps drinking in moderation > does laundry > showers > socialises > goes outside > basks in sunshine > lots of walking > takes meds > sorts finances why is my depression acting up lmao

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🚨🚨🚨NEW BILL WURTZ🚨🚨🚨

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Mesian Velari | Vampire Vtuber |💜🎭 @mesianvelari.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

this is the only way I want to die

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

go to sleep at 2am -> wake up at 5:50 with a panic attack 👌

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

why are all the default alarm noises on ios so grating and awful? is it to entice us to spend money on the itunes store?? every single alarm tone makes me want to throw myself out my second floor window

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

dnd ended on such a cliff hanger and we don't have another session planned til october, i need everyone to cancel all their shit so we can play every day next week

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Worlds Beyond Number @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Jimothy is a great spirit. FYI

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

cheering because the head on Strahd's mini just fell off, FELLAS WE DID IT

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

when you go to the bathroom but you hear the DM say that Strahd is casting Circle of Death

Multiple messages in a discord server, pinging everyone repeatedly with all caps "COUNTERSPELL" 10 times

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 19/08/2026

Ohh Bats. You fell for the oldest trick in the book! You see, I, The Joker, secretly replaced your cans of Diet Dr. Pepper with Dr. Pepper Ten. The whole time that you thought you were drinking zero calorie soda, you were actually receiving ten calories per can. It adds up, Batsy

Photo of a Joker action figure with a big ass smile

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 20/08/2026

awesome way to explain the concept of money

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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

it's astroday: i made everyone play D&D and now im making everyone watch project hail mary >:)

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

topology upsets me and it shouldn't be doing that

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I set some things in motion, went to sleep, woke up, and EVERYTHING HAS BEEN FIXED!! LIFE IS GREAT!! HELL YEAH

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

it's 7am and i managed to get zero minutes of sleep last night because i was busy ruminating and making contingency plans as that's what my brain does when it's stressed whereas it could, you know, let me sleep and deal with stuff with a clear head

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i got six laugh reacts in the neighbourhood whatsapp group for my block of flats, is this what success feels like?

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Gender Census @gendercensus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The 13th annual international Gender Census 2026 is now open until at least 13th August 2026! survey.gendercensus.com It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy. #LGBTQ

Promotional image. Title: Gender Census 2026. Text: If you can't easily put yourself into just one of these two boxes, you are invited to take part. Images: On the left, a box with a Venus/female symbol on it, patterned with tree bark. On the right, a box with a Mars/male symbol on it, patterned with grass.

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

the entire party failing to convince the DM to give us all inspiration; low irl charisma 💔

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

*doesn't take meds, doesn't go outside, sleeps all day*: why do i feel so sad :( *takes meds, goes outside, eats real meal*: omg i'm having such a great day, i wonder why

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

> goes outside for 1.5 hours > stays in shade > gets the beginnings of heatstroke my body hath betrayed me

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

JK Rowling has used her wealth to stoke the fires of a worldwide pogrom against trans people to where she's silenced a Holocaust scholar after JK engaged in Holocaust denial & now done the same to Amnesty International for their warning about trans eradication, but keep buying your Harry Potter crap

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

we had two character deaths from Strahd, and now we have a kobold with two brain cells to rub together. but we have a cleric now, so i'm sure we'll be fiiiine

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

i told strahd to fuck off and he immediately did 48 necrotic damage to me and made me bleed out of my eyes, nose, and mouth 🫪

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

you can no longer google the etymology of a word and get the cool tree that shows the origin. now it's just shitty ai overview. we used to live in a society.

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

people: screaming outside me: murder?? ah yes... football

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

straight up vibing, and by that I mean still snoozing while my alarm is going off

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

YO THEY FINALLY FIXED THE BIN STORE!!! NOW I CAN HAVE MY BEDROOM WINDOW OPEN DURING A HEATWAVE WITHOUT IT SMELLING LIKE REFUSE!!!

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

the next time someone starts drilling at 7am i'm going to throw my empty shampoo bottles at them

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

thought about starting to journal again, and turns out the company i bought my travellers journal from no longer exists (??) AND their page sizes don't match the sTANDARD size, so I can't get any more inserts. excuse you and your proprietary paper size

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

i'm going to jettison the planet into the sun

wordle with 5 guesses, every single one has two grey squares followed by three green squares.

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

i need a mug that says "DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE excised the ghosts from my past"

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Congratulations to Elon on becoming the world’s first trillionaire from London 🔥

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

i can't count!! its 6 YEARS and 361 days. Damn. 7 years. I don't think we have to count 2020 as a real year though lets be honest

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Dave, But Short @davewritesbad.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Back this because I NEED IT PLEASE

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ash @molten-ash.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

shrimps is computers

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

can't watch LOTR, can't play pokemon go, can't even look at Mass Effect or Tomb Raider. grief has a way of stealing things from you, because their ghost is everywhere and it's too bright to look at. five years and 356 days. it's too long.

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

good morning everyone, i'm awake before 6am because a bird flew in through my window 👍

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

stardew clay farming come back to me… please i need you… i have legacy rando true… pls i need more brick path

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

i just lost my sudoku win streak of 84; i'm never going to recover from this

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

the neighbours are shouting again! and there's also crying and foot stamping... maybe a small to medium sized child?

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

i am crashing out, this is how the good-place-that-is-actually-the-bad-place would torture me

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