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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they had really awesome hair tho

astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i complimented someone's hair and then it turned out we were talking the same way so they awkwardly lagged behind while i power walked and then caught up to me at the crossing,,, this is why i only compliment people when we are going in OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

if it ain't broke DONT FIX IT

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

just finished fighting for my life in VS code,,, no i do NOT want uv to manage my python install seeing as it FAILS to download the stuff i need and then THREATENS TO BREAK MY OS IF I DO IT MANUALLY, WHAT THE HELL MAN

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

LOOK AT THE HAT. IT SHOULD CLEAR UP ANY AND ALL CONFUSION!

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

you can't just ask someone whether they've had any sons eaten by gnomes, that's pretty rude

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

sons that have not yet been eaten by gnomes: strat shark (killed by an unknown aggressor, confirmed non-gnome) @johnwaffcake.bsky.social (too tall for the gnomes to take him) MAGIHENCH (his name is spelt in all caps) Osty (step-son, too busy being killed by @unleashednyctofuil.bsky.social)

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I GOT A REPLACEMENT HAT, MY LIFE IS ONCE AGAIN COMPLETE

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I KNOW, IM SO MAD AT MYSELF!! I JUST HAVE LOADS OF STUPID PICS OF @mesianvelari.bsky.social AND THEIR TEETH

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i accidentally showered with my glasses on today, this is what happens with four hours of sleep

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

people keep stealing the parcels from the post room; if my hat gets stolen i'm going to start world war three

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's fake news, someone stole my phone, it's Big Discord trying to take me down

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i know there are worse things to do when drunk, but it's definitely embarrassing to wake up to notifications cause i pinged everyone in a discord server to tell them i loved them 😭

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i need everyone around me to not talk about tennis for at least a year, but at this point i'll take just 24 hours p l e a s e

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it was so awesome to meet you jas :3

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

fake purple-and-yellow enjoyer

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ur so right, losing my bucket hat must've been what tipped me over the edge 😤

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

anyone got a void i can scream into rq

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

> has a great 48 hours > keeps drinking in moderation > does laundry > showers > socialises > goes outside > basks in sunshine > lots of walking > takes meds > sorts finances why is my depression acting up lmao

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

they are all video games ✌️

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

terrifying the older generations one bigot at a time 🤘

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

this is not an accurate representation of my height, it's a doctored image, it's fake news

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

damn should i bring a camping chair

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i hope you asked for Birmingham's consent first

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🚨🚨🚨NEW BILL WURTZ🚨🚨🚨

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Mesian Velari | Vampire Vtuber |💜🎭 @mesianvelari.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

this is the only way I want to die

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

this is what i get for saying "wow i haven't had a panic attack for ages now!" yday afternoon

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

go to sleep at 2am -> wake up at 5:50 with a panic attack 👌

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

why are all the default alarm noises on ios so grating and awful? is it to entice us to spend money on the itunes store?? every single alarm tone makes me want to throw myself out my second floor window

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

IT BEAUTIFUL 🥹💖❄️❄️❄️

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

if Fenrick dies, i am going to nuke the entire town

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

after i fireball her dead husband

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

there's an NPC's neck i gotta snap

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

dnd ended on such a cliff hanger and we don't have another session planned til october, i need everyone to cancel all their shit so we can play every day next week

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Worlds Beyond Number @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Jimothy is a great spirit. FYI

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

bro i rage baited him so hard he teleported away and left his WIFE BEHIND

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

cheering because the head on Strahd's mini just fell off, FELLAS WE DID IT

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

no one responded, I re-entered the room and yelled COUNTERSPELL - and everyone cheered (…and then my counterspell was countered)

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astro @astrorookie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

when you go to the bathroom but you hear the DM say that Strahd is casting Circle of Death

Multiple messages in a discord server, pinging everyone repeatedly with all caps "COUNTERSPELL" 10 times

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 19/08/2026

Ohh Bats. You fell for the oldest trick in the book! You see, I, The Joker, secretly replaced your cans of Diet Dr. Pepper with Dr. Pepper Ten. The whole time that you thought you were drinking zero calorie soda, you were actually receiving ten calories per can. It adds up, Batsy

Photo of a Joker action figure with a big ass smile

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 20/08/2026

awesome way to explain the concept of money

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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench

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