Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 12h@ragesinggoddess.bsky.social wishing you the happiest birthday!!! 🎉🥳 020
Reposted by AstronautpantsSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This will be a thread of essays I recommend to students in my creative nonfiction workshop: 740685
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Read this whole thread of non-fiction picks but damn this is one of the best things I've ever read. I re-read every few years at least 020
Reposted by AstronautpantsJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 30/09/2026I keep thinking about this and Nikole Hannah-Jones' pieces and how all the pain and devil's bargains with modern K-12 schooling is all in service of sending kids to places like this. At every "elite" high school, this is the goal. For fucking what? 124751
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sure, growing up evangelical wasn't great, but I'm more upset my oldest sister was so into the Evita movie with Madonna. Damn shame 020
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There is nothing more sneaky than Instagram suggesting I create a super group chat when I am sharing a post to more than one group. Why upset the delicate balance of the friend ecosystem?! 031
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I heard Choosin Texas in the correct context, a very well done sorority recruitment video 110
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In my stressful situation I've turned to Columbo for breaks and I'm watching an episode with Myrna Loy! 1110
Reposted by AstronautpantsJeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is Nazi rhetoric. Not similar. Not Nazi-like. It’s straight up lebensraum. 362976916
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I keep seeing trailers for the new Sense & Sensibility adaptation and Willoughby is so sauceless! Like, they all are, but Austen knows how to write a puckish, wannabe rogue, and this is not it 250
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think you have to start with liberation to make a meaningful difference instead of like, a patent and a factory 130
Reposted by AstronautpantsBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 19/09/2026The Cass Elliot Fantasy Theatrical Pivot Thread 4424
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The first thing Lal says she won't forget when she's gone is "flirting". Pour one out for a real one 010
Reposted by Astronautpantsalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026handing out clams to everyone who needs clams (clammunism) 2129166
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I just got back from a weeklong astrology conference 😊 0282
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm in Chicago for a conference (I'm sad I don't have time to see all y'all that live here! Next time, tho) and two different ladies asked to help me with my bags when an escalator was broken. Midwest nice is real! 030
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"where's my wandering parakeet?" Is a great underrated line in The Philadelphia Story. Also, I couldn't remember Hepburn's fiance bc Stewart and Carey eclipse everyone else 130
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I went to church (Star Trek drag show) today 1150
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It is crazy that all I have to do is call my parents or my uncle and they can tell me everyone who has our last name. Apparently my mom got a scam fundraiser from someone claiming to be a cousin. Made up last names have their advantages! 030
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I just ate a cookie that said it's vegan but also has honey 🤔 I'm not vegan, but that must be frustrating! 050
Reposted by AstronautpantsRicardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan 181204633054
Reposted by AstronautpantsDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Good dad phrase is “making a dent.” You can make a dent in a house project, a to-do list, a jumbo sized order of potato skins… anything really 411354143
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I stumbled upon a BBC documentary/dramatic reenactment of Atilla the Hun and Atilla is played by the Houd from GoT, with very flat ironed hair with a tiny braid, like a middle school girl 250
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I don't have a VPN, but I usually have my location off for apps, and I just got the TX age verification notice. Ew 130
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Someone said Quebec and it would explain a lot of things 041
Reposted by AstronautpantsGriffin Wasdin @heflinhollis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Help! We need your signature to convince Invest Atlanta fund this project to preserve affordable homes and add hundreds of new apartments to my neighborhood. The NIMBYs are trying to run out the clock in the existing subsidy which is set to expire in 2032.actionnetwork.orgSupport Affordable Housing on the BeltLine in Grant Park and Ormewood ParkA Community in Need If you've walked or rolled the newly opened BeltLine Southeast Trail, you've probably noticed Trestletree Village Apartments spanning two clusters in Grant Park and Ormewood Park.... 02413
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I grew up in a college party town so maybe my perspective is skewed, but the teen nights at clubs had a bad reputation for fights etc. instead, we were let in at certain clubs underage where we knew (aka friends dated) security 240
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I've been thinking about all the professors who assigned articles from the psychoanalytical history ppl and why did I have to read all that and did they hate going to grad school w them? 130
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Cybertruck parked in front of the Defensive Driving School 170
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The Star Trek TNG episode "The Long Ladder (Bring in the Clones)" is really just how everyone has a crush on Riker 150
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I know we complain only millennials understand technology, but why do I know WordPress and why does it feel like taking apart a toaster? 0121
Reposted by AstronautpantsAnne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026More than 65,000 people have been displaced by the Spokane Complex Fires — and hundreds have lost their homes. If you have even $5 to go towards short and long term assistance, here's a trusted community source: innovia.orginnovia.orgHome - Innovia FoundationLearn how you can bring your whole community together through the power of a shared meal. APPLY FOR A GRANT Find an event What is your America at 250? Join the mosaic, host a meal, share a story, and ... 012091
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The video from Rep Max Miller is a lesson that abuse is intertwined with our family structures and it's time to root it out. What he's describing is the reliance abusers have of the cognitive dissonance they make everyone live within and often how they grew up. Fuck this 0217
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I had a lot of books stacked horizontally on top of books in cubbies stacked vertically and I put all of them on a new small bookshelf that is completely full. And I don't really have space for another bookshelf. Time to move!!! 060
Reposted by AstronautpantsRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Horoscope of Iskandar, grandson of Tamerlane, by Imad al-Din al-Kashi, at Iskandar’s birth on 25th April 1384 04210
Reposted by AstronautpantsRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Arabic astrology. Mansions of the Moon, miniature from an Ottoman survey of world history, ca, 1580 CE 35612
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Why did I just realize today that I can freeze a pudding cup and it's a pudding pop!!! 160
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Strongest case for strengthening humanities curriculum yet 030
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I was just thinking about how amazing the film adaptation of Sense and Sensibility is, and how Emma Thompson and Ang Lee were a great team! He didn't do as well with Lust/Caution but I don't think many ppl have read Ding Ling to know that 130
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My adaptation Queen!!! Give her all the funding! 010
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Please stop sending me pop astrology memes 😭 090
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I know there are nitpickers and haters but I loved the Odyssey! I'm not a Nolanhead but he did the most important thing, built the world 050
Reposted by AstronautpantsJohn Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Guy who isn't tempted by the Sirens Song because he just can't get into women vocalists 0237
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026There's an episode of Murder, She Wrote set in an ice cream manufacturer called Gary & Larry's, incredible 250
Reposted by AstronautpantsYours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂 194136073864
Astronautpants @astronautpants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Goodbye various world cup visitors, it was fun 🥲 see y'all at the bar for the Women's World Cup next year! 040
Reposted by AstronautpantsArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked 9199092525
