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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 11m
(struggling against restraints) I just feel like this is a really outsized reaction to me being hard
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 20m
(trying to be a brat) Well I like to believe I've been doing a lot of work on myself lately so I wouldn't say I've been, like, *bad* but
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Mad Dog Henderson @paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this image features Dante from the devil may cry series
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◇-IDKY-◇ @idky.votv.dev · 10h
[Asset][VOTV]-College Party ---------- Picture of Kel and Ena at a noisy party when they were in college. #VOTV #VoicesOfTheVoid #CollegeParty
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 12h
"That was close" while we're still focused on the giant fucking hole is killing me
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dotr🌤️ @dotr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#deadlock
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 22h
I need to follow more horror artists. Google show me horror artists
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 23h
Official U.S PlayStation Magazine #36, September 2000 - 'Soul Reaver 2' cover.
Official U.S PlayStation Magazine #36, September 2000 - 'Soul Reaver 2' cover.
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surely you guys can afford something nicer
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know I've seen this image plenty in my time and somehow I hadn't thought about how Heaven apparently just has the one normal ass ladder
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Say what you will about Don Hertzfeldt's Rejected and how it dominated the cusp millennial sense of humor but "i am feeling fat. and sassy" still hits. You can just say it out loud to yourself like that
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Miss Yuri Business @vectorcannon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
>Mysterious Shopkeeper approaches me, asks "What's your pleasure, sir?" >Ask if its Pleasure or Pain >Shopkeeper is confused >Pull out diagram explaining difference between Pleasure and Pain >Shopkeeper laughs, says "Its a good Configuration, sir" >Solve it >It's Pain
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Literally the seventh and eighth panel of this Achewood strip
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had a moment today doing some shopping for essentials. Realized that once I got done I had nothing on the docket so I could go home, get stoned, and play some damn videos games and got so happy that I almost fist pumped. All at once I realized holy FUCK I *HAVE* been depressed!
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This shitty automatic chapter update on YouTube has been bad, but it does make it funny when it has to try and make sense of a YTP
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When he doesn't have hair to pull so you just have to tear off his skin
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LMAO #4
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LMAO #3
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If we lived in a just society Charlie Puth would still be in a stockade for making One Call Away
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AnimeSerbia @animeserbia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dont want to be buried in a Pet Cemetery
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will donate to the campaign of any politician that will legislate a Strange variant of The Iron Curtain into existence
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Baronhaynes @baronhaynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idea by @decentdoicm.bsky.social and @mstangdoespuzzles.bsky.social
meme of a person telling a computer to say "i am alive" and responding with astonishment when it does, but they're playing Lifeline and Rio responds with "leave the room? ok" instead
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 07/10/2026
fox's warranty
warranty sticker on the side of the PC, containing the illustration of the fox lady, plus text "SPIRITS RELEASED IF SEAL REMOVED"
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have been intermittently remembering this since you posted it and busting out laughing
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the time elapsed between taking this photo and posting it has already become too hot to wear this jacket
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Disco!
A drawing of Kim and Harry from disco elysium. Harry isn't doin' well at ALL.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haddonfield I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Growing up is realizing Dad makes more sense
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
65 degrees window open and someone down the street busted out the firepit
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Gallowpedia @medievil.wiki · 01/10/2026
The first beta release of the MediEvil Recomp project is out now! This lets you play MediEvil with widescreen support, scaling aspect ratio, increased draw distance/render distance, increase FPS support, PGXP, Better Terrain, Frame Interpolation, and other things all natively running on your PC.
Screenshot from the MediEvilRecomp project.Screenshot from the MediEvilRecomp project.Screenshot from the MediEvilRecomp project.Screenshot from the MediEvilRecomp project.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing like stepping up and down a ladder all day to make you realize how gay you look using a ladder
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unaware wolf. Value store werewolf costume with no modification except a prosthetic penis hanging out of your open fly
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blfc 2026 guy @averypaledog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why do i have this picture saved
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Moz 🔞 NSFW @pulppunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I suddenly remembered Dr. Paula Hutchison from Rocko's Modern Life
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sawazaki.DNK @sawazaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just remembered this image
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interminably annoying dj set idea of fading Good luck final girl into Final Girl by CHVRCHES
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saturday
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trying to make fun of my friend for working at Lockheed Martin but I recently suffered a traumatic head injury
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The youth Russian male population is developing a new language called Steam Emoji cuneiform
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The idea of Dan topping in this dynamic was farcical at first but I warmed up to it quickly
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You don't need me to tell you that Palmer Luckey is an insane pos who'd be better serving us as dog food but you might need me to tell you that he looks like if you drew Steve Harwell from memory and had him dash through Aaron Barett's closet like Taz before falling face first onto electric clippers
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Palmer Luckey looks like if you made a golem whose sole purpose was to dissuade men out of making poor fashion decisions
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