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astra (akademiya era)

@astraimpact.bsky.social
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♀️ she/her 🎮 hoyoverse prisoner 🌱🏛️ & 🕯️🪶 main 🗓️ sometimes writer/cosplayer 🩷 i love my wife #astrabek 🔞 18+ followers only please!

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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
finally gave up reading this fic that i was getting crazy chatgpt vibes from but wanted to believe otherwise because the premise was so interesting... but after reading things from other writers that didn't give me ANY AI vibes i decided to just quietly trust my instincts
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
random funny fact... i used to have a huge genshin folder in my phone gallery full of memes and official art/assets etc. saved over the past 5 years and i have no idea what happened because one day it just fucking. disappeared?? WHERE DID IT GO
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.
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🍽 @zehuij.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
–︿–✋️不了。 #Diluc
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
wow sorry bluesky i've been maining the other app because i fell HARD into faelight (flins x illuga) after catching up on nod-krai and i've been luxuriating in the fanart and fanfic... i haven't been this obsessed since hkv it's THAT BAD
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
google opinion rewards just asked me if i'd been to a nearby crematorium lately, ostensibly with the purpose of asking me about my shopping habits...
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
gotta love having sensory nightmare days where everything feels uncomfortable and wrong to the point of distraction but you can't just roll up in a safe space at home because you've got obligations that require putting yourself in even more uncomfortable situations........
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
IM SORRY??? WHY DID THEY CALL IT THAT
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
we watched eps 1-3 of gay hockey show and i was not prepared for just how explicit the sex was gonna be LMAO 😭 i couldn't help but mourn a little because this is what we deserved out of live-action mdzs...
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
left a review on the costco website and hope this makes an employee chuckle
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
my subconscious imagination sent me to drarryland yesterday and i gave in... ALWAYS around the winter holidays i swear it's pavlovian
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
idk if any other diaspora feel this way but i just had this moment while cooking where i thought, "i wonder if my [older, retired] parents know the MSG scare was completely made up because of anti-asian propaganda" but then realized i didn't want to add to the burden of racism they already carried
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
realizing an issue that has just gotten worse for me over time/with age is screen fatigue... i used to be able to stay glued to a computer for 12+ hours with no issues but even just trying to read academic article pdfs for longer than 3 hours at a time is killing me
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
i can't believe i've been sleeping on cogimyun and ebifurai for so long like it just did not occur to me that i had a hole in my heart the exact shape of a wheat flour girlie and her tiny fried shrimp bestie but i've now seen the light
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
it's so weird to have real life thoughts in your super fake dreams because my coworker texted me about getting starbucks this morning and after i fell back asleep i dreamed about a severe rainstorm and thought, "damn i hope she's gonna be ok getting her starbucks"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?"

separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry."

reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
having an elton john phase and realizing i really have become a middle-aged lesbian
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
feeling much better today!! i am so pretty and smart and funny
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
it's kinda funny how i know more about the nyc mayoral election than whatever is happening in canadian politics right now
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
"who radicalized you" Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
fighting for my life through adhd paralysis despite taking my vyvanse... most of the time it works but sometimes my brain is simply too powerful
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
wipes a tear... i missed living my best parisian life
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i had a dream that my article review deadline got extended... it was only a dream... sobs
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
anyway i very rarely pay for guest autograph stuff but i think. the version of me who was obsessed with arcane a few months ago deserves a va-signed viktor print as a treat
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
question for american oomfs - i know venmo is popular for sending money to friends/family but is there like an official service integrated into your banking apps that people use? we have e-transfer through interac but i know that's a canadian thing 🤔
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
finally had the chance to immortalize my grown-ass cat asking to be picked up and carried around like a human infant several times a day... spoiled!!
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
all people do is complain on the internet... i got a new skillet yesterday and i'm so impressed by its performance but i found some online reviews saying it's garbage 😭 like maybe my standards are low but maybe people just don't know how to cook or take care of their stuff!!
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
woke up at like 7:30am today to switch the orientation of a kitchen cupboard door that has been pissing me off by opening on the wrong side for 5 years and the mission was a success and my life is MUCH better now
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
milla ...
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
drinking (homemade) iced maple hojicha oat latte and thinking about how depressed little me had NO idea about the incredible flavours that she would encounter later in life
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
working at the campus bookstore certainly enlightens me to the number of students who only get their required textbooks days before a test or assignment due date lmao 😭 praying for them
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
every day youtube music shuffle forces me to listen to a man singing against my will
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
my magnum opus vegetable medley that bek's dad always requests...
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
there are now 5 fanfic updates waiting for me in my ao3 tab group I JUST HAVE TO FINISH THIS MIDTERM BY MIDNIGHT AND I CAN FEAST... I NEED TO LOCK IN!!!
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🎃 Jenny 🎃 @skyheaven1231.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
When your boyfriend looks too cute stabbing a pumpkin with a knife 😌 #shuake #akeshu
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BEBERT 🌈 @velkia.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Day 9 - Braid #haikaveh
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
incredibly rude for me to finally get comfy with my homework setup only to be punched by the tummy hurty fairy i hate this ho
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
tbh it's a good thing that people are annoying on the internet because it motivates me to put down my phone and go back to my homework
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i bring a sort of "putting my earbuds in with the intention of listening to music but forgetting to go to the app and turn the music on" energy to the adhd table
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i clicked on an article on the NIH website and i guess it's been a while since my last visit OR i always ignored the pop-up but the blunt phrasing of this is taking me out. a government website calling out the government... only in the US...
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
it's too late for me to drink a 3rd steep of my osmanthus dan cong so i have decided to embark on a cold brew experiment... if this works i'll be SO happy i don't have to waste it!!
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
me going to class: learning is so fun i love school me having to do assignments and study for tests: what the fuck
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
crazy how the rent soundtrack not only continues to slap but gets more and more relevant every year
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
prof: ok i want a 300-word summary of the chapter! it doesn't have to be perfect i just want to make sure you read it and understand it :) me: ok so you'll literally murder me and my entire family if i don't write an international bestseller by next wednesday. this is fine
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
list 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep 1. reasons i love my wife 2. every unique experience my cat has had/others have had with my cat 3. haikaveh
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
this story is straight out of a drarry fic i'm giggling
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
man i used to think adults complaining about backaches and joint pain were being dramatic
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
me: i don't really need a new fire emblem mobile game the new fire emblem mobile game:
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
back on my acnh bs because I FOUND IONE AND SHE'S SO CUTE!!! she really does glow in the dark 😭🩵🌟 anyway all of my villagers have portraits next to their houses which i usually snag off the portal, but since i'm not paying for online atm i had to design ione's myself i forgot how fun it is......
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astra (akademiya era) @astraimpact.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
it feels like i always get hit on (by Men) when i'm wearing no makeup and putting the absolute least into my appearance vs when i DO put effort in... maybe i look more approachable or something and the winged eyeliner scares them away
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