Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Kept aquariums for decades, which means constantly waking up frantic from stress dreams of fishes not being where they belong (swimming around in the air, sitting on top of gravel paths, immobile in rapidly leaking cups, other et cetera terrifying being-out-of-water situations). 020
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is this a genuine question? Or do I live in a bubble, outside of which that’d be a valid response to obvious abuse? 120
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Was crying too hard, so I parked the car, tried to do some breathing exercises on the finch app, walked the pup home, and missed class. 010
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate cars, hate driving. No way to take doggo to obedience classes besides a car and driving. Had no idea the triathlon(? I assume?) was happening today. Try to get to class, am surrounded by people and cars and bikes. Panic attack. Fuck cars, fuck me, trying to breathe this sucks 380
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It occurs to me that the turkeys who roam the streets by day must sleep somewhere at night, and I can’t think of anything scarier than a place where a turkey lays its head atm. 130
Reposted by Witch-KingDucking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Might be relevant to many MSP folks 01212
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A real life??? owl????? hoo-hoo-hooing outside my window???? 130
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The rainbow ones?? that tasted like ¿¿? bubblegum??? WHerE, you monster 210
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is there no record of these. They only existed at school 160
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cleaned the light layer of dead wasps (literal) off all the surfaces of my basement, including the pond, and feeling productive but murderous. 060
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That’s like the Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh’s glass floors in the stacks (plus view of the Museum of Natural History’s Dino hall)! 141
Reposted by Witch-KingElizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I asked my kid if she knows how to spell “skunk” and she said, “No, but I’ll ask around.” 4321
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Like how did I become a sunsets guy. A look it’s raining guy. 091
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When I first got Bluesky, I did not anticipate how much it would be literally about the sky 3173
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me, six months ago, starting a new WIP: Ooh! and maybe I can wear this to the Monarch Festival. Me, at the start of this week: *Only a third of the way done, sweating* Me, three hours after the event has started and the sun is hot: *Weaving in ends and speed blocking* 1241
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Chinese American urge to learn how to make dumplings after watching Crazy Rich Asians 050
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026How do I monetize Pixar’s use of my exact 2002 likeness 0142
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026*First Wednesday of the month, but the memes are close enough 010
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Stomping into rooms, yell singing two words only, ever since the lunar eclipse 010
Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I imagine a good deal of where they aren’t is where they’re not feasible 020
Reposted by Witch-KingBen Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK AT THE SUNSET! Nah, only foolin'. Go ahead. 0112
