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Asté, the Manicou 🚕

@aste-le-manicou.bsky.social
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A manicou (common possum) on the internet, figuring it out as he goes. Furry 🐾 🇫🇷🇲🇶🇸🇳, speaks 🇫🇷 and 🇺🇸 Gay 🏳️‍🌈 he/him MDNI 🔞

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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 11h
list of words I fucking hate: - "woke/wokism" - "artistic" as a replacement for "autistic" - "guitarded" - "folx" - "latinx" - "friendslop" - anything in Italian brainrot (except "crocodilo tralalero") - anything ending in -bait - overcomplicated named of stylistic devices - "potential"
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're never gonna be "one of the good ones". You're just a self hating queer willing to sacrifice your community because you refuse to accept your own weirdness.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you beg for the respect of those who would hate you anyway then you truly have no peers. Your biggest enemy is your own sense of embarrassment.
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Writing this anecdote mostly so I can remember it, but it was really fucking funny. So it was a bit before my literature class, and I had to correct something in my notebook, but I didn't have correction fluid or a correction mouse. So I turn to one of my friends and say: ...
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy (belated?) Bi Visibility Day to my bi, pan, and omni friends!
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm gonna say something weird I did not realize I was as anxious as I was And to be honest I probably still don't fully realize it
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is eating ass btw
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It takes a toll.
4 frame comics. first frame shows espresso in a portafilter. second shows a coconut milk carton and a cup to foam milk with a thermometer. 4rd frame shows a small espresso machine making espresso. 4th frame shows a foamy cappuccino in a promotional Frozen the Musical coffee cup. The text, spread over the four frames, reads :
I wish that I could give cis
people a glimpse of what it
feels like. 
to be villainized and
dehumanized in the media
every day.
to see your existence
being legislated against all
around the planet.
to see friends and
family members vote for
politicians who promise to
make the lives of people
like you worse.
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AnonTheMarten (COMMS CLOSED) @anonthemarten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you're cool, you need to see this shit ASAP I haven't been this hyped in a while and this is grade A gay furry violence if I ever done seen Get ready to get fucking rocked!
Sorry if it's not the nest quality, I had less than 5 hours to get this going, especially with work, but I hope y'all watch this show, it gud
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean I'm 21 so he would probably say "eh you need some more time in the oven you're still underbaked" and I'd be like "fair"
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how does this have as many likes as it does also to explain it a little, "chat" is French for "cat" (the French for the "chat" as in a Twitch chat is "tchat") and "GPT", spelled out in French, sounds a lot like "I farted" anyway I got nothing to promote but I hope you enjoyed the cat fart
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked my cat. he farted
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yesterday I saw an old aquaintance that I had a crush on, and the crush reactivated itself right back. Not a big crush, but still. He's straight though (and I am very respectful of that). Not gonna lie, kinda threw me for a loop. I still don't know how to feel about this. It doesn't matter.
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've been feeling a lot of things lately (and frankly, for a long time) and I wish it were socially acceptable to just yell at a (metaphorical) cloud for a minute. I can't tell if this is my lack of self-confidence preventing me to do so or if this is genuinely a bad idea.
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Had the weirdest dream in which Marine Le Pen (yes, that one) became a teacher in my preparatory school. I was trying really hard to get her off my back by disarming her with smiles and good work, but it backfired. One day, she was basically choosing who among the students would clean [...]
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I owe you an apology, Switzerland. I wasn’t really familiar with your game
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some @campolargo.bsky.social fanart, because why not! (Admittedly, front-facing Suárez was definitely A Choice)
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A rant: in the 21st century, translation has been one of the industries where executives have been the most open and the most eager about vampirizing human labor to train the mediocre machines meant to replace it, so it irks me to no ends when I hear people say “this is where I’m okay with AI”.
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So ironically, a mistake that Beaud (my Wanderhome character) has made/is making in game has stopped me from commiting the exact same mistake in real life
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Krispy @feathernotes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Alternative Comic Platform: comicfury.com Comic Resource List: cartoonist.coop/resources/ Screen Tones Webcomic Website: screentonescast.com Webcomic Website Template: rarebit.neocities.org How to make a webcomic: thestarfishface.com/products/how... And feel free to reply with even MORE!
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PythonPie @pythonpie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They should kiss
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
this is very relevant for SOMETHING I'm PLANNING but I can't TALK ABOUT IT
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Moondog! @animal.tf · 02/08/2026
How to handle a friend with ADHD: - Be patient - Be direct - Prepare for hyperactivity late at night and during full moons - Calm with stimulating snacks - Only touch if- wait this is the same as placating a werewolf?!
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh, actually, I have a furry hot take! I genuinely feel really bad for Tony the Tiger. Poor guy (read: community manager[s]) had to face an army of horny furries and I just think it was, maybe, a little intense 😭 I get that he's hot and all but like come on people, contain yourselves 😭😭😭
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
casualties of language
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
so my phone is broken and my laptop is broken so if I look like I’m ghosting everyone it‘s because I am, and I’m sorry also I genuinely don’t have the time or energy to look at my apps unfortunately… typing this on my mom’s phone btw
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i'm the funnie$t per$on in america
red text on light blue background that says "wor$t cum in America", made with the Slayyyter "Wor$t Girl In America" generator
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carl @crlsgif.eurosky.social · 11/07/2026
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
fun fact #1: I am always getting closer fun fact #2: you'll never catch me
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ɛ̃fini @mountvapehelens.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🇫🇷🇮🇹
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
some people will laugh at me for this but there is such a thing as being too horny to function and I can confidently say I reached that state
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
you know, lately I've been panicking about my art like 'omg why am I pretending like imma revolutionize shit, I'm a nobody' and I just remembered that if I do take this arrogant posture, it's to nullify, well, that same panic that prevents me to do shit in the first place lmao
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
recienmente estoy pensando mucho en la immortalidad del cangrejo
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.
the-independent.com
Millionaire biohacker reveals he has incurable disease amid mission to ‘defeat death’
‘My stomach is eating itself,’ the tech entrepreneur announced on social media
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I've been here like two days and I've been speaking SO MUCH CREOLE, it's insane! In the plane, I spent half the flight speaking to another Martinican man, half of that time was in Creole. And when meeting with my father's side of the family again, I was also prompted to speak a lot more Creole.
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Back in Martinique, and, incidentally, in the closet
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
it's me, hi
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Aerial_Knight @aerialknight.com · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth! If you're looking for something cool to play today to support a black business in the U.S., check out some of my games. - Studio is Black-owned - Black characters - Black Voice Actors And racist trolls hate us ♥️ linktr.ee/aerial_knight
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
THE GODS HAVE LISTENED TO ME
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
what do you mean I'm sweating while I'm on the fucking toilet
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026 Made something weird, quick, and poorly drawn today. Up to you for interpretation! (and also, against the vein for these kinds of communal challenges, not very funny. TW: gun.) ‪
"Don't come too close!"

1: Cat-character jumping and laughing in a park, at a certain distance. Wearing casual clothing. His full body can be seen in the frame.

2: The same character, in front of a bar, laughing and holding his belly.  His beard is slightly longer, and he sports a shirt and formal pants. The "camera" got closer.

3: Same character in front of a door. Wears an additional tie. Longer beard. Holds his arm and looks uncomfortable. Is partially turned away from the viewer. The "camera" got closer.

4: Same character, in a dark room, bed in the background. Is pointing a gun to the viewer. Sports a suit jacket in addition. Even longer beard. Is framed in an American shot.
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
At this point I'm so done, I just hope the medication I'm about to be prescribed will just fix all of my issues for me. Which I know won't happen. But like. Imagine.
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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
rating the dream I had yesterday night: -92/10 what the fuck was this
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i might have been diagnosed with adhd and might be on the way for an autism diagnosis feels weird not unwelcome tho
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em @darkoblivion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that
picture of a cow on some grassland imagining itself grazing on that same grass. it is captioned "executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this"
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕 @aste-le-manicou.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Holy shit I forgot I had this! I wanted to try something a bit away from what I usually do, and also to concieve a story entirely in English. So here's "Transparency"! Thanks to the people who read it and offered advice while I was writing this ^^ (1, 2 and 3 / 5)
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56
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Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56
The French-Iranian 'died of sadness a little over a year after the death of Mattias Ripa, her husband and the love of her life,' people close to her said.
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