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Mash

@assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social
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Writhing mass of undignified love and suffering. Mistake machine. Regret repository. ...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore. Worst song, played on ugliest guitar. He/Him. Trans rights. Free Palestine. (pfp by Gav)

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also as has been mentioned, just do a course if you can. St John's run free courses and you can request one if you have enough folks afaik
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm first aid qualified for work, so other than what's already been mentioned; Vinyl gloves. NO CROSS INFECTION. BAD! Saline solution. Getting nasty stuff in your eye is no joke so wash that shit out asap. Sterile gauze and a variety of shapes and sizes of bandages. (Unofficial) Superglue...
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There was not a man among them who would let himself be heard. But from the crowd, from their collective fear, arose these broken words: WE ARE THE DEAD.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope she's okay.
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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screengrab of Doctor Doom in Avengers: Doomsday. Text says "this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roast Beef the cat from the webcomic Achewood clutching his temples in an expression of frustration / despair / anger
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@e-loud.bsky.social 👀
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When opening these locks at work I always put the code in "wrong" whenever anyone else is with me just to see their confusion when it opens anyway
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just had to have a bit of a scream there
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"We are now approaching Wolverhampton, which is our final stop" is genuinely one of the most depressing sentences you can hear. ""For sale baby shoes..." could never
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@cheapshow.bsky.social 👀
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate to be this cunt, but; Fuck off Aldi, it's September...
A shelf full of Aldi Specially Selected brand 24 month matured Christmas puddings
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unfortunately when I was in primary school my mates older brother was going to uni so he gave us a shoebox of these weird "Future Space Toy Soldiers" and I have never recovered
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not in a million years mate, I'm happy being a Standard Edition Peasant, but I'll still balk at paying £25 for that
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[Sad Trombone]
An Ebay listing for the limited edition codex with opening bid set at £312.70 and as Buy It Now price of £516.70. Delivery is £6.70.
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The good news is they definitely solved the scalper problem, I guess
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol. Lmao.
The Warhammer web page for the pre-order of the limited edition space marine codexThe same page slightly scrolled down to reveal the price is £250
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8O0... If you don't know Sophie Hunter you're missing out imo
youtube.com
Sophie Hunter • Do Better Fest 2024
YouTube video by DO BETTER
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nice to have "Life is a Nightmare" confirmed, icl 😅
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: OMG I know I haven't lit this candle in a while but that burning dust STINKS... 🤢 Me: [looks] Me: OMG that burning dead earwig STINKS... 🤢
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IMO Nightvale remains the undisputed sleep-pod. Sleep-cast?
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am *trying* to SLEEP
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@ whoever makes the adverts louder than the podcast
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HURRY BACK, TELL YOUR LEADER: YOU'LL NEED MORE MEN.
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Roast Beef the cat from the webcomic Achewood pressing his hands into his temples with an expression of distress / frustration
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🙃🙃🙃
A WhatsApp message from a dear friend whick reads; "I don't know if this helps, Mash
but nobody has ever hated you as much as you hate you"
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, guess I'm seeing Street Fighter in the cinema, then...
A wearable 'Guiles Hair' novelty popcorn bucket
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That just put the seed in my brain to make this in MS Paint 3D
'The Jesus' from the film The Big Lebowski polishing a bowling ball, except the bowling ball is Mike Wazowski from the film Monsters Inc.
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean don't call it that, but otherwise this slaps
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is a joke. Of course AI is all bad.
A Whatsapp message that reads "I don't fuck with AI but if you can get it to make a credible threat against the UK government maybe it isn't all bad"
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ruining Ed Sheeran might be the only good thing we get in 2026, so lets really make the most of it guys
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally, I hope Ed Sheeran is currently shitting himself inside out, both financially and physically
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine riding high on cod Irish folk pop and then dipping on genocide and expecting it to go well
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm sorry for your loss
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'Anthony Bourdain would've spat in your face' is possibly the best insult / compliment (context dependent) I think I've come up with so far
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't have any plans this weekend?
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why break the habit of a lifetime?!
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I tend to run out a whole week like this....
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
DING DING DING [my alarm in 4.5 hours]
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guess who's fucked it again?
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I will vouch for Peebs as a Ginger and stand as his second. I wholeheartedly endorse this post.
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Someone just complained that there's too much art..." FUUUUUUCK
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Screenshot from the MP's and Lords info website which reads "Vikki Slade
Vikki Slade is the Liberal Democrat MP for Mid Dorset and North Poole, and has been an MP continually since 4 July 2024."A zoomed in image of the previous image stating that Vikki Slade is a Lib Dem MPA further zoom-in focusing just on the words Liberal Democrat MP
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Friend!
A small slug on the back of my handA small slug crawling from the back of my hand onto a geranium leaf
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[This is fine.jpg]
A notification stating that an alarm is set for 5am (in three and a half hours)
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*ahem*
static.klipy.com
Wolf Aoogah
ALT: Wolf Aoogah
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'M FINE (I haven't touched the lever-arches yet)
The deck boxes from the previous photo, plus five perspex containers and several boosters)
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God, I'm hilarious
Two Ultra-Pro Deck-Box boxes, one green one black, where the letter E on the black box has been scratched down so it now reads "Dick-Box"
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Speaking as a previous retail bod; low-level retail managers are some of the worst cunts I've ever encountered.
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