Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also as has been mentioned, just do a course if you can. St John's run free courses and you can request one if you have enough folks afaik 120
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm first aid qualified for work, so other than what's already been mentioned; Vinyl gloves. NO CROSS INFECTION. BAD! Saline solution. Getting nasty stuff in your eye is no joke so wash that shit out asap. Sterile gauze and a variety of shapes and sizes of bandages. (Unofficial) Superglue... 240
Reposted by MashProtomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There was not a man among them who would let himself be heard. But from the crowd, from their collective fear, arose these broken words: WE ARE THE DEAD. 021
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When opening these locks at work I always put the code in "wrong" whenever anyone else is with me just to see their confusion when it opens anyway 100
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"We are now approaching Wolverhampton, which is our final stop" is genuinely one of the most depressing sentences you can hear. ""For sale baby shoes..." could never 010
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I hate to be this cunt, but; Fuck off Aldi, it's September... 150
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Unfortunately when I was in primary school my mates older brother was going to uni so he gave us a shoebox of these weird "Future Space Toy Soldiers" and I have never recovered 120
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not in a million years mate, I'm happy being a Standard Edition Peasant, but I'll still balk at paying £25 for that 110
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The good news is they definitely solved the scalper problem, I guess 110
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8O0... If you don't know Sophie Hunter you're missing out imoyoutube.comSophie Hunter • Do Better Fest 2024YouTube video by DO BETTER 010
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nice to have "Life is a Nightmare" confirmed, icl 😅 020
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me: OMG I know I haven't lit this candle in a while but that burning dust STINKS... 🤢 Me: [looks] Me: OMG that burning dead earwig STINKS... 🤢 150
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026IMO Nightvale remains the undisputed sleep-pod. Sleep-cast? 000
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@ whoever makes the adverts louder than the podcast 1103
Reposted by Mashelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible 25150283943
Reposted by MashProtomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026HURRY BACK, TELL YOUR LEADER: YOU'LL NEED MORE MEN. 011
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Well, guess I'm seeing Street Fighter in the cinema, then... 020
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That just put the seed in my brain to make this in MS Paint 3D 2102
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean don't call it that, but otherwise this slaps 022
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ruining Ed Sheeran might be the only good thing we get in 2026, so lets really make the most of it guys 06312
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Personally, I hope Ed Sheeran is currently shitting himself inside out, both financially and physically 050
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Imagine riding high on cod Irish folk pop and then dipping on genocide and expecting it to go well 040
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026'Anthony Bourdain would've spat in your face' is possibly the best insult / compliment (context dependent) I think I've come up with so far 031
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I will vouch for Peebs as a Ginger and stand as his second. I wholeheartedly endorse this post. 051
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Someone just complained that there's too much art..." FUUUUUUCK 040
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Speaking as a previous retail bod; low-level retail managers are some of the worst cunts I've ever encountered. 000