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Mash

@assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social
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Writhing mass of undignified love and suffering. Mistake machine. Regret repository. ...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore. Worst song, played on ugliest guitar. He/Him. Trans rights. Free Palestine. (pfp by Gav)

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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope she's okay.
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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screengrab of Doctor Doom in Avengers: Doomsday. Text says "this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roast Beef the cat from the webcomic Achewood clutching his temples in an expression of frustration / despair / anger
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just had to have a bit of a scream there
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"We are now approaching Wolverhampton, which is our final stop" is genuinely one of the most depressing sentences you can hear. ""For sale baby shoes..." could never
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate to be this cunt, but; Fuck off Aldi, it's September...
A shelf full of Aldi Specially Selected brand 24 month matured Christmas puddings
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol. Lmao.
The Warhammer web page for the pre-order of the limited edition space marine codexThe same page slightly scrolled down to reveal the price is £250
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8O0... If you don't know Sophie Hunter you're missing out imo
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Sophie Hunter • Do Better Fest 2024
YouTube video by DO BETTER
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: OMG I know I haven't lit this candle in a while but that burning dust STINKS... 🤢 Me: [looks] Me: OMG that burning dead earwig STINKS... 🤢
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@ whoever makes the adverts louder than the podcast
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HURRY BACK, TELL YOUR LEADER: YOU'LL NEED MORE MEN.
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Roast Beef the cat from the webcomic Achewood pressing his hands into his temples with an expression of distress / frustration
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🙃🙃🙃
A WhatsApp message from a dear friend whick reads; "I don't know if this helps, Mash
but nobody has ever hated you as much as you hate you"
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, guess I'm seeing Street Fighter in the cinema, then...
A wearable 'Guiles Hair' novelty popcorn bucket
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That just put the seed in my brain to make this in MS Paint 3D
'The Jesus' from the film The Big Lebowski polishing a bowling ball, except the bowling ball is Mike Wazowski from the film Monsters Inc.
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean don't call it that, but otherwise this slaps
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is a joke. Of course AI is all bad.
A Whatsapp message that reads "I don't fuck with AI but if you can get it to make a credible threat against the UK government maybe it isn't all bad"
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ruining Ed Sheeran might be the only good thing we get in 2026, so lets really make the most of it guys
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally, I hope Ed Sheeran is currently shitting himself inside out, both financially and physically
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine riding high on cod Irish folk pop and then dipping on genocide and expecting it to go well
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'Anthony Bourdain would've spat in your face' is possibly the best insult / compliment (context dependent) I think I've come up with so far
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guess who's fucked it again?
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I will vouch for Peebs as a Ginger and stand as his second. I wholeheartedly endorse this post.
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Screenshot from the MP's and Lords info website which reads "Vikki Slade
Vikki Slade is the Liberal Democrat MP for Mid Dorset and North Poole, and has been an MP continually since 4 July 2024."A zoomed in image of the previous image stating that Vikki Slade is a Lib Dem MPA further zoom-in focusing just on the words Liberal Democrat MP
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Friend!
A small slug on the back of my handA small slug crawling from the back of my hand onto a geranium leaf
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[This is fine.jpg]
A notification stating that an alarm is set for 5am (in three and a half hours)
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God, I'm hilarious
Two Ultra-Pro Deck-Box boxes, one green one black, where the letter E on the black box has been scratched down so it now reads "Dick-Box"
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just flicking through my old MTG decks and, finacially speaking, I cannot allow this to have any impact on me.
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
CW: Arachnophobia . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just put on a dressing gown, then a minute or two later felt a tickle on my arm and shook out a house spider so large I'll ask it to kick in some rent if it shows it's face again
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, it's 1:30 on a Friday morning and *you're* listening to albums from A TIME in your life, shut up, whatever, ok??
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Gränsfallet @brosen67.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Been in an absolutely foul mood all day, but I must have done an at least half-decent job of concealing it as I am still employed
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 03/09/2026
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHkZ...
youtube.com
Sophie Hunter - Mic Check (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sophie Hunter
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Asking for a friend; do I know anyone who wants one or a pair of tickets to Pulp in Manchester tonight? £70 each.
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love an angry sky so much
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Window open for Thunder Sounds
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yo-ho-no 🙁
Actor Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppets Treasure Island
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
...
Screenshot from the idle game Cookie Clicker showing I have 601/622 (96%) achievements unlocked, and a notification showing I just unlocked the achievement "Liquid assets"
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Faces
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fucked around and accidentally have a lunch date tomorrow 😬
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can't believe (can totally believe) that it's taken me a week of annual leave to have A Day Off
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The only correct part of this is that is in fact a North West Midlands (The Black Country) and a South West Midlands (Birmingham).
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think my brain needs sandblasting
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
lmao I just found more debt I'm in that I had no idea about 🙃
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Absolutely Fucking Screaming / Brain on a Hot Plate
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey, y-you wouldn't hit a fella wearing Meta Glasses™ now wouldja?
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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Now I'm not saying I'm lonely, but I listen to a *lot* of narrative fiction podcasts
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