Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"We are now approaching Wolverhampton, which is our final stop" is genuinely one of the most depressing sentences you can hear. ""For sale baby shoes..." could never 010
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I hate to be this cunt, but; Fuck off Aldi, it's September... 150
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8O0... If you don't know Sophie Hunter you're missing out imoyoutube.comSophie Hunter • Do Better Fest 2024YouTube video by DO BETTER 010
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me: OMG I know I haven't lit this candle in a while but that burning dust STINKS... 🤢 Me: [looks] Me: OMG that burning dead earwig STINKS... 🤢 150
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@ whoever makes the adverts louder than the podcast 1103
Reposted by Mashelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible 25150223940
Reposted by MashProtomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026HURRY BACK, TELL YOUR LEADER: YOU'LL NEED MORE MEN. 011
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Well, guess I'm seeing Street Fighter in the cinema, then... 020
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That just put the seed in my brain to make this in MS Paint 3D 2102
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean don't call it that, but otherwise this slaps 022
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ruining Ed Sheeran might be the only good thing we get in 2026, so lets really make the most of it guys 06412
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Personally, I hope Ed Sheeran is currently shitting himself inside out, both financially and physically 050
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Imagine riding high on cod Irish folk pop and then dipping on genocide and expecting it to go well 040
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026'Anthony Bourdain would've spat in your face' is possibly the best insult / compliment (context dependent) I think I've come up with so far 031
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I will vouch for Peebs as a Ginger and stand as his second. I wholeheartedly endorse this post. 051
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just flicking through my old MTG decks and, finacially speaking, I cannot allow this to have any impact on me. 031
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026CW: Arachnophobia . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just put on a dressing gown, then a minute or two later felt a tickle on my arm and shook out a house spider so large I'll ask it to kick in some rent if it shows it's face again 020
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026No, it's 1:30 on a Friday morning and *you're* listening to albums from A TIME in your life, shut up, whatever, ok?? 021
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Been in an absolutely foul mood all day, but I must have done an at least half-decent job of concealing it as I am still employed 3151
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHkZ...youtube.comSophie Hunter - Mic Check (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Sophie Hunter 000
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Asking for a friend; do I know anyone who wants one or a pair of tickets to Pulp in Manchester tonight? £70 each. 003
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Fucked around and accidentally have a lunch date tomorrow 😬 040
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I can't believe (can totally believe) that it's taken me a week of annual leave to have A Day Off 020
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The only correct part of this is that is in fact a North West Midlands (The Black Country) and a South West Midlands (Birmingham). 010
Reposted by MashThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets theonion.comCrying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It GetsMEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu... 222830538
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026lmao I just found more debt I'm in that I had no idea about 🙃 000
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Absolutely Fucking Screaming / Brain on a Hot Plate 110
Reposted by MashAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hey, y-you wouldn't hit a fella wearing Meta Glasses™ now wouldja? 4664164
Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Now I'm not saying I'm lonely, but I listen to a *lot* of narrative fiction podcasts 140