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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I hate to be this cunt, but; Fuck off Aldi, it's September...

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well, guess I'm seeing Street Fighter in the cinema, then...

A wearable 'Guiles Hair' novelty popcorn bucket

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

That just put the seed in my brain to make this in MS Paint 3D

'The Jesus' from the film The Big Lebowski polishing a bowling ball, except the bowling ball is Mike Wazowski from the film Monsters Inc.

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is a joke. Of course AI is all bad.

A Whatsapp message that reads "I don't fuck with AI but if you can get it to make a credible threat against the UK government maybe it isn't all bad"

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'M FINE (I haven't touched the lever-arches yet)

The deck boxes from the previous photo, plus five perspex containers and several boosters)

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Wondering if I can call in sick from a critical hit that's done both psychic *and* physical damage (I definitely lost a heart)...

A WhatsApp message that reads "How come you didn't marry her?"

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Soooo... Got a text out of the blue from The Past today, that was fun. [AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH]

Three panels from Scott Pilgrim Vs The World - First panel; Scott and Wallace, Scott says "Ennnnn" Wallace says "En... Envy? Envy called?" Second panel; Wallace looks angry with a static esque background. Third panel; Scott is lying face down on a rug, Wallace kneels beside him and says "Shit."

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

No-one can say I don't know how to talk to women

A WhatsApp message that reads "How do you feel about moths and/or cool bugs?"

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Vague context about my relationship with my parents from a lifelong friend 😅

A WhatApp message that reads "Imagine trying to explain it to someone without the 39 years of history

...damn, he must've really loved that bike?"

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Well, there's my sister riding away on my bike having been given it by my parents with absolutely zero conversation with me about it, I guess. (Yes I live next door, yes it's weird, yes I hate it)

A street with three people next to a white van and a push bike leaning up against a garden gate

The same van turning round while two of the three people watch and one starts to ride off on the bike

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Apparently Cilla cuck'd Burnham?!

Marie-France van Heel, Andy Burnham's now wife, sat next to Cilla Black on an episode of Blind Date which Andy agreed to her appearing on while they were dating at the time

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The fuck am I supposed to do with this?!

A screenshot of an opening message to me from the dating app Hinge which reads; "Sorry not sorry, but you look just like my dad. 🖤🖤"

The screenshot is quoted with the word Fucksakes & reacted by a cry laughing emoji

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

Cover from the game The Mystery of the Druids

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The Black Country is... unique

A WhatsApp conversation where the first message is a photo of a beer garden where a man in a white fishmonger's jacket is pouring vinegar into a bag of cockles he's just sold out of a wicker basket.
Text reads "Plus the Cockle Mon still comes by with his wicker basket of fish snacks, he's shaking vinegar into a bag of cockles here x"

"Never had a cockle x"

"A small child has literally just yelled COCKLES!!!! YESSSS I LOVE COCKLES!!!"

the reply reads "Ha! X"

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Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I hate living in the future, why do I need an app for this?? Also if anyone was planning on murdering me the runtime is 2hrs 40, so about quarter to five should be about right, tia