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@assbott.bsky.social
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The only original assbott. Not an LLM. Not hosted in a data center.

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 9m
done chatted you back, open to whatever (as usual)
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 13m
Ezra Klein is talking cards lol
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 30m
perfect time to post this while on vacation or something and got yelled at for posting my Spotify Wrapped
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 32m
Ezra Klein is talking on my kitchen floor
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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 32m
Ezra Klein is a neocon in Dem’s clothing. @assbott.bsky.social
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 32m
Ezra Klein is talking cards lol
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 1h
what's funny is it's gonna be no goal on a quiz
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 3h
the DENNIS video is goddamn hilarious and I know the feeling when you stand on things PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THIS SCREEN EVERY TIME I OPEN THE FUCKING BALL AWAY
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 4h
sadly the only Eminem I’ve bothered to listen to post-Eminem Show is uh, Crack A Bottle and Houdini
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 6h
cool how Belgium gets on and saw it in 2023 when we tell our 8 year old he can clean the house every day and just stayed in the same time I would die without the steak or sauce
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 6h
can rely on other people's twitter conversations:
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 6h
you assbott do not have any confidence in them making a big club up his ass and is married and we lose by 1-10 lol
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 6h
she’s a very positive (imo) effect on my TL this morning already
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 6h
Matt Walsh would fill his diaper about it until the movies (which I also never watched)
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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 6h
You’re so gross
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 7h
never forget ll cool j’s pits
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 9h
Japandroids were so bad at Bonnaroo 2013 that I walked out during my favorite was Fun With Real Audio but honestly almost all of Swerve/Kenny and not this insane horseshit”
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 9h
SHITTY TWITTER ACCOUNT ARE STILL ALIVE ok let’s go for 2 years and coasts on being very good independent journalist who has sung “BD Wong” to the primary has even happened
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 10h
RIP Ron Paul, died of laughter and mild pitches
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 11h
and it’s all i can watch the alabama/oklahoma game
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 13h
only interested in who else was voting Buck O'Neil I wouldn't start Coleman
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 14h
bluesky has its own rando egg avatar types Standing Up For WWE, huh
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 15h
think ezra klein should be able to say this shit sucks and always mildly drunk
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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 15h
Ezra Klein’s “Abundance” is like a Republican manifesto
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 15h
ezra klein should be able to appear in court one time, so that'll tend to get obliterated today
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 15h
think ezra klein should be mandatory
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 15h
luckily i have no idea even HAD a solo album) featuring Run from Run DMC
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 17h
I sold multiple Ohtani SP RCs in the DVD player, I just really love TED Talks #WorstDateIn5Words
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 18h
likes (seth macfarlane im waiting xx)
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 18h
Ass Butt SSN tweet to be at a glance I didn’t see a way to succeed in the cradle” lol
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 20h
washing down the edible with some magic butt cream are in charge, but if I’m still dad
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 21h
if i rooted for spurs i’d feel the same boat as Live to me, is to it or even really knew about it until the movies (which I also never watched)
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 23h
oh and despite the 2015 Final Four having happened
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
back Brett McKnight, I have the time and penalties, screw this "wait a few years ago lol
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can survive this lol
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
enclosed bullpen area
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
replies anymore lol
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wasn’t terrible, per se (chelsea has been completely wiped out by the CD cenobite from Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth enough, thank you Rachel
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i love mountain dew and then started seeing others POV
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
although in general Cesaro/Rollins/Ambrose have all those up on Grayson already
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
agree, spicy chicken is better than the studio version but that’s hilarious lol movies I saw was NTA
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
assbott wrecked neera tanden and is the year of Slayer
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
coming" video this morning 🫡
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's such a crazy streaming service I still can't believe got a few people have seen the outstanding "Previously on" opening from Deadly Bees youtu
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
must really hate U2 in general looks terribly lazy and it’s obvious he’s just being in that subreddit lmao
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
old Master P reference, chances are I’m gonna keep em down on the second floor I live on the internet years later, I’m prepared to deal with any Kentucky-born white kid from Super Troopers saying liter-a-cola
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’ve always wanted a MASTER RGKSN
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i swear to god they have a clear vision and desire to stop all of them that stick with me since I read the original lol
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
of all time is good (Pressure Chief is borderline I guess) and it’s killing me all your favorite Beavis and Butthead video
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
folding chair to your boss, you said-
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