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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️

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(he/him/y'all) | 🔞NSFW | Christian, amateur purveyor of smut and wiseassery, avatar of high-octane weaponized Autism, fitness enthusiast & proud endorsee of Wallachia Wall Chicken🍗

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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sen. Ossoff to Mike Collins: It's not just that you've hired half the Third Reich to staff your congressional office and that you've promoted Neo-Nazi content online. It's that you're robbing your constituents to subsidize your donors.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He makes a good point.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What they should do is just keep Hasan locked up for life without parole in the USDB at Fort Leavenworth. That way, he gets denied the martyrdom of a firing squad on top of having to suffer being stuck in Kansas for the rest of his life.
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kegsbreath is playing into the hands of our enemies. In addition to being morally abhorrent & making us no better than the violent fanatics we claim to oppose, this ghoulish spectale is going to give Nidal Hasan the martyrdom he wants & hand terrorists more ammunition to radicalize people.
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Pentagon says it will livestream firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Evergreen.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A new statue titled “The Orange Plague”, also known as “King of Injustice”, by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt has been unveiled inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg, France, where it will remain through 8 October. Remember to stop by for a selfie if you have a chance. 😏📸
This sculpture is a satirical piece titled "[The Orange Plague] created by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt.

The Imagery: The 2.6-meter-tall, gold-plated bronze sculpture depicts a naked, oversized Donald Trump riding on the back of a smaller man. He is holding a golf club in one hand and a pair of scales in the other. 

The Meaning: According to Galschiøt, the piece is a satirical commentary on modern political power, climate policy, and the subversion of the rules-based international order. 

Recent Exhibition: In October 2026, the statue drew global headlines when it went on public display inside the European Parliament building in Strasbourg, France, organized by Danish MEP Per Clausen.
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NGL, @bimbosanddolls.bsky.social, this new Stepford Wives remake looks like trash.
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today marks 30 years of Fox News becoming America's leading propagaters of unfettered bullshit. Thanks for nothing, you godless fuck faces.
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never will! Fuck Putin! Waste the Orcs!
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Behold, the "Bulldozer Bass". RIP, Cronos.
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This bass player removed HALF of his frets!
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just found found out that extreme metal icon Conrad "Cronos" Landt- the frontman and bass guitarist of the original black metal band Venom- has passed away. Please keep him and his loved ones in your hearts and prayers, and crank this up LOUD!!
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VENOM 7TH Date of Hell Live At The Hammersmith Odeon, London, 1984 ENHANCED
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@musatati.bsky.social thanks for the follow!
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's amazing to me how so much needless suffering in the world has come about because a bunch of twisted, entitled assholes are still salty that they weren't popular in high school.
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As long as it's not THIS green substance, I'm good.
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone needs to remind them of a little story about the devil being rebuked with the words "Thou shalt not put the Lord thy God to the test" spoken by a fella named JESUS CHRIST.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is America great again yet? #StillWaiting
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Pissed-Off Scientist @rockney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
VOTE !!!!!!!
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£ittle Wølf Witçh ($50/$300) @littlewolfwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Read that again.
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And people laughed when I told them I collected physical media! WELL, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, CHUMPS??
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NEW: A Vatican theological commission has defined the destruction of nature as a sin against God in a text approved by Pope Leo XIV. It comes the same month MAGA commentators lambasted the U.S.-born pontiff for asking Catholics to pray for the 2.1 billion people without safe drinking water
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Vatican Commission Defines Environmental Destruction as “Sin Against Creation”
Pope Leo XIV approved the 29,000-word document in July. Its release came 24 hours after MAGA commentators mocked Pope Leo XIV for praying that 2.1 billion people get safe water.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mike Rogers couldn't be bothered to show up to the debate, but here's what I would have asked him if he wasn't such a coward:
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
...I'm saying it with my full chest. Kegsbreath tries to act like he's some "alpha male", but he's got all the energy of a power bottom who dreams of having his dick locked in a chastity cage and getting a squad of Rangers who look like Terry Crews to run a train on him. Tell me I'm wrong!
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lessee here... Misogynistic AF ✅ Chronic anger issues ✅ Obsession w/ being seen as masculine ✅ Claims Christianity but hates Jesus ✅ Weirdly irritated by Black men ✅ Fixation on the appearance and grooming of the male body ✅ Blood type: Vodka ✅ I'm not suggesting Ol' Pete is in the closet...
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
edition.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p... It gets worse.
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Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN Politics
The episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The fact that Jeff Bezos ruined the Washington Post for nothing is just peak 2026
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God help us. The Nerd Reich must be brought to heel before they kill us all.
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, I'll be damned.
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, who gets to tell Apartheid Clyde about Vietnam?
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
"Even his band quit!"
Grandpa Abe from The Simpsons telling kids a story meme
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am so fucking sick of this administration.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This would explain why he's so terrified of getting his hair wet.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
America is in an abusive relationship with a psychopathic moron. And congress are nothing but his flying monkeys.
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SMELLS LIKE VICTORY!
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#NAFO AirBonk Forces @airbonk.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Blow it out your ass, you fascist hag.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Your regular reminder -- yes, I'm going to keep on with this -- that Republicans in Congress are just fine with everything he's doing.
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£ittle Wølf Witçh ($50/$300) @littlewolfwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And so it is. 🐺💗
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Carl Brutananadilewski has dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
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ATHF Carl's Widdlywah Air Guitar
Alt: Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force playing air guitar for a call girl.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump now hints at “ripping down” the Kennedy Center if he doesn’t get his name on it… blaming its poor financial performance — which literally only started when he took it over. (Like everything else he touches) This is really the most Trump story ever. (H/T @atrupar.com )
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The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Higuruma Jjk
ALT: Higuruma Jjk
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£ittle Wølf Witçh ($50/$300) @littlewolfwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nope. I have found this to be accurate as hell SO many times.
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