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Here lies a thotty gay (He/Him/His) Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito Minneapolis.

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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry bout the dirty mirror
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Blessed @blessed213.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cumming then pissing right after 💦
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this too much for work? 😅
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actual goals tho
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Very h word this morning
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Joel B @powersofman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The Power of @griffinbarrows.bsky.social
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Jack Offmen (Local Slut) @jackoffmensf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A cocksucker’s dilemma, which is better? 1. Bust in my mouth so I can taste each pulse of cum before I swallow 🤤 2. Or deepthroat his head so he unloads every drop directly down the back of my throat 🥵
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Pretty Dick Rick @prettydickrick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m definitely a bator. I can’t stop stroking my cock if I wanted. Look at the smile I got on my face as I stroke haha. I’m like that every time my cock is hard.
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literally same
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
But when can @rasecmn.bsky.social and I spit roast you? 🫦
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Mec @sneakymec.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
want me to spit in your mouth next? 😈 #fcf
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fruitpink @fruitpink.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
who got a two-hander
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saaaaame #casperthefriendlyghost
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This would fix me
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Stevie @d3monspaw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just wanna drink and make out with hot people. 🥲
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AdultJunkDrawer @adultjunkdrawer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Frog Prince singing
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Vince @deltaonetwo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Show hole 🖤
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Flex thread? Pit thread? Either way, I wanna start one! Quote post your pits or a flex!
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I echo that sentiment
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Happy happy Monday 😄 we’re manifesting a good week
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Accidentally left the focus on my hand. But felt pretty damn good when I got home from work today.
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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I love being gay on my phone
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Thick Thursday? nah idk. the bush had something to say tho
Gay pulls semi through their fly in the car, revealing a set of very hairy balls
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Definitely a relaxing softie sunday
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Dane Du @danedu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Posting for the first time in a minute bc I know y’all love a fat cock leaking precum no matter the day of the week
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BiotechWitch622 @biotechwitch622.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Reskeet if you are a stoner bator. 🪴💨😵‍💫✊🍆 #Goon #Bate #Edging #StonerBoner #UpAndDown #WeedWhacker #SmokeNStroke
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A @andrew-reads.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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JD - Fitness, Edging & Fun 😈 @edgemastermax.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The best part of waking up... ... Is a mouth on your cock! #Blowjob #MorningWood #hairyhunk @bbboy1989.bsky.social
Man waking up to another man sucking on his rock hard cock.
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Alt or Nothing @offwhitequeer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hang these tits in the Louvre!
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Who's gonna come bury their face to celebrate hump day and then kiss my freckles while they fuck me?
Retired twink on his bed, ass up, pointing towards the doorway waiting for attention
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Wearing these today on a turn and burn drive to Chicago today; just giving all the bros in the rest stop a show 😂
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A relevant must-watch from the vault of the early internet
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BULBOUS BOUFFANT - The Vestibules - rotoscope animation
YouTube video by Spencer James Parks
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 23/01/2026
430am jetlag dread spiral send help or death
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elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames with joyreactor.com at the bottom
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames with joyreactor.com at the bottom
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Who am I recreating this with
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SXS✨ @sxs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In need of a humping #humpday
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hump day whaddupppp
Expired twink on his hands and knees in a jock showing hole in a mirror behind him, trying to figure out how to still love his body
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
immediately sifting through my crush’s posts to find the shirtless pics
Where’s the beef Wendy’s ad but with the old corded phone replaced with an iPhone
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 02/01/2026
could you imagine if i really locked in for 2026?? i mean i won't but imagine
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Goals
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Boyf and I were trying to watch a movie and the only place we could find it was Peacock. Turns out I have a Peacock username and password saved in my passwords and it worked. It listed a few names and then "everyone else." No idea whose it is. #millennial
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
We love a day off. Should be a fun afternoon.
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Damn. Shoulda put that right here. Would have cured my case of the Mondays
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C. @thenewboyintown.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
just fuck me already my god
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 32 🥸
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Jaws 🦈 @gonejoshin.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Its her season
Martha May Whovier in gorgeous blue robe with white fluffy sleeve caps and collarMartha May saying the muscles in regard to the Grinch
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dick chupacabra @aspiringdorito.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
This snow is so lovely and just the picture-perfect light and fluffy first snow ☺️ I got home from work, took a poof or two, and did exactly this ❄️🚿🔥
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top concentrate @lukeoverhere.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
i, for one, very much look forward to all the stuffing and basting posts tomorrow 👀
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