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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 7h

How is there always another dang cute animal. Look at this fairy penguin.

Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 10h

My AI photo of Rosa Parks on the bus wearing a tattered American flag sleeping gown and sleep mask is not going over well. Like it's symbolism of how black women were tired of their treatment in America. That gets the message across much better than reality. Her primus outfit was too edgy IMO

Pretend this is an AI image of Rosa Parks and not just me trying to figure out hyperlapse with two l e d candlesticks

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 12h

I muted this account yesterday for this AI shit and it's shown up again.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13h

Happy me day. In case you are wondering when they officially start breaking the news, Christopher Columbus was taught along side events like the Trail of Tears in third grade. There were several assemblies and the white teachers had to leave. Which is really funny in retrospect.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13h

No one talking about the Ilhan Omar raid yet. I'm sure the warrant says, "Anti American Wardrobe" somewhere.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I've noticed the AI usage on Bluesky had increased a lot over the past few months. My discover tab is starting to look like Facebook but woke. Lots of 👉 🎯 👈 💯

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It is in fact a bold jumping spider and not a jumping avocado thief. Still a bit shy.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think this was a false widow, because the idea of letting it bite me didn't hold my interest for very long. I think a real black widow would look me in the face and tell me it's time.

Some kind of black widow looking spider upside down

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Blue wooly aphids do not carry human diseases. It seems they have a lot to learn about us! You'll get there, friend. 💉

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My favorite coke boofer aphids are back. It got static'd to plastic but I got it loose.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've obtained two sacrifices. One didn't work out. I handled the second easier by saying it could run around my earlobe, a fly favorite, for 5 minutes. The fool.

Greedy little fly driving is hands on a free magic carpet ride, it's a paper towel

2 flies. A dead fly upside down with a missing wing. The live fly is raising its hand but it's question will go unanswered.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A new resident of my room, a bold jumping spider. Communications are underway.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm doing the try to laugh challenge by watching the Characters Welcome channel. It's funny when people move around. I can't laugh unless I hear clear intakes of breath from the performer.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I thought I was so slick for canceling my Hulu subscription. But it turns out not having X-files available to watch at any time is very damaging to my mental health.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A sperm whale can ejaculate up to 10 gallons of semen so be sure to wear waterproof clothing if you plan on seeing Whalefall in 5DX.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Boy is a small town camera operator farming underwater B roll footage for James Cameron. 🎥 Whaleton is a big city fashion designer of house Whalenciaga who doesn't have time to look at what he's swallowing. 🐋👠 Experience love like never before October 16th!

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

During the only time I've called a suicide hotline, the woman was about 20 seconds into the script before she and a group of people in the background started laughing. I got pissed and said "what the fuck are you laughing at?" Got no response hung up, and I bought and drank three bottles of wine.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm brutally honest. (by accident) I tell it like it is. (in a roundabout way) I say what's on my mind. (to myself) I don't give a fuck. (unless you're looking directly at me)

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jeffrey Jones showed up on my screen and I said to myself, "I think he's my favorite pedophile" after thinking about Beetlejuice. I'm going to watch it next week and see if I can tell.

screencap of jeffrey jones in tales from the crypt

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Spoilers for Whalefall! Do not read! When the boy rubbed his penis on the whales neocortex and initiated psychic contact, why didn't he warn Whaleton about James Cameron's hybrid children?

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Got a sneak peak to see Whalefall and learned that whales have a big ol' prostate and the largest testes I ever did see. I won't give penis spoilers. I will say that a beating whale heart would probably not feel good on your naked, swallowed body. But it's a movie so I can forgive it.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My only friends. Kanye (left) and Paul (right) are dating. Unfortunately they are both empty and nothing can fill the void. Wait that's me. Gatorade might look cool.

2 glass skulls and three ghostly led candlesticks

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Would I be giving too much away to use Annie Lennox as the example for my next haircut?

Me looking at me in the mirror my hair is gelled up today for a reason I do not remember

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I saw an ad for the movie where Anne Hathaway is paralyzed (or is she?) and when it said, "Wait! We know, but there is a twistier twist at the end!" I laughed so much. I just saw the Whalefall trailer and that was even funnier. What if a whale ate a boy and you see everything? It's not sexual.

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drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You guys there’s a mother fucking fly that has been tormenting me for 2 days. Landing on my phone. Landing on the remote. Landing on my fucking JOINT. Like this thing is MOCKING me and I’m bout to start getting pyro.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Look at this cool dragon cloud.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not only are there ad breaks and pause ads but full-screen mode ad pop ins now exist. Here's an idea: volume adjustment ads. My question is why do ads just make me hate people more? "Personality" makes me sick now.

An ad just shoving the video aside to say hi.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

One time I made a birthday wish, immediately told it to the person next to me, and then got mad at them for ruining the wish. I was like, you should have stopped me you're bringing all this drama to my birthday party.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am accusing Ben Stein of being a good actor. Here he is acting his heart out. I couldn't do that. I'd be weird and monotone. Not like Ben who can go toe to toe with Travis Tritt and the Apu guy. Sue me if you think i'm lying. I have all the evidence I need right here in this clip.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hate when things try to give you like, survivors guilt for skipping an ad or title sequence. "Is okay you can skip 😔"

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Golden retriever puppy licked my phone. I'm going to pretend that's good luck before I can get home and sterilize it.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Remind me to look up "vape colonic" when I'm not so nauseous.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You ever met a couple who sometimes talk to each other in british accents? I hate that.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Does anyone else just get random snippets of songs in their head only to make them filthy? It seems to dispel them. Papa don't penis i'm in vagina deep.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If I were Freddy Krueger I would visit the dreams of those in the Epstein files and ask for pointers. I'm in the gallons of snot phase of sickness. 😷

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I figured my dialect would be something like this. I grew up on the new mexico reservation and moved to Idaho. I imagined most of my pronunciations would come from watching TV. Just kidding I grew up in area 51 I've been revealed. 👽

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I was able to sit down and watch a movie this week. I picked Across the Spiderverse. I was a little put off by the length, but I figured fine maybe the story needs to be that long. If you have seen the movie you know what happened.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm only ordering FedEx from now on because they give you a profile picture of the driver and that's really funny for some reason. "Join FedEx plus to talk to Brady."

Picture of FedEx employee with the text, "Your driver Brady is on the way."

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This is the fourth set of pennies from the fourth time the local coin collector has introduced himself to me. Do I report this to the old people police? I didn't even bother with names this time.

Two pennies and little homemade, I don't know containers both nineteen forty six when pennsylvaboth nineteen forty six, one pennsylvania, the other s I don't remember what the s is

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I never heard this Tim Curry track or even knew he did solo music. Which make sense now since i've heard him sing in so many movies lol youtu.be/5laG1E0Q4b8?...

youtu.be

Tim Curry Official Music Video - Paradise Garage

YouTube video by Tim Curry

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The new quarter design looks familiar. Like Mr. President Donald Edgy Trumps official portrait. It's not 1 to 1 but it's there.

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4

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Trixie @miloandme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The FBI used to be legitimate.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

In honour of Dolly Parton, encourage your children to read books. In honour of Tim Curry, encourage them to play near an open storm drain in the rain.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I had to explain this joke to myself after posting.

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Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Gathering of j*******, having a bad time this year. Including j****** being a blacklisted word apparently. f***** b**** w**** c*** nazi a****** d******** c*** magnet p**** trampoline Interesting.

Seven hundred plus pounds of drug seized during gathering of the jugalos in missouri

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God @thegodshow.com · 25/08/2026

Welcome to Heaven, Dolly. Thou shalt bring her book club to every state.

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