Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 20hHe keeps a sugar cube inside a ring box for that special someone. 030 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 20hIt sounds like a drone in a car costume. It was "flying" in a way that moved it up the ramp. It'd be a cool practical effect for a movie I guess. 010 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 20hI'm wondering if they used AI themselves to make this. Which means I guess I'll have to mute this page too. Which would be a shame. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I was in the middle of the White Vault and this just happened. Everything set to private. This is SCP Archives all over again. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Do you keep a joke book handy to activate his various vibrating laughs? 110 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I got a YouTube top 1% listener badge for Sleaford Mods. I listened for, at maximum, 3 hours. I was trying to figure out if they were good or not. youtu.be/7iNizCYrlNE?...youtu.beSleaford Mods Ft. Sue Tompkins - Cato (Official Video)YouTube video by Sleaford Mods 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Wait I thought you were supposed to put two SpongeBobs in a Pringles can. You can skip that step? 110 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I decided to blend in with the aphids today, and it worked. No hitchikers. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Xena can be dumb. But not in the way that makes you dislike the main characters. 010 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026We needed one more season. Just one more inexplicable twin is all I need. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I'm giving in and editing my disgusting face. No one will know I had those putrid face holes from this day forth. This is what a human is supposed to look like. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The aphids are out in full force tonight. Just crawling all over me at the store. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Primus shirt lady just became a new merchandising opportunity. Sorry, Syracuse Sue™ Rebellion on demand. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Remember when they said, if we knew how much of a snitch hero he was, his life would be in danger from the elites in the files? But they would remember meeting him so that never made sense. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I've started Evil Dead Burn and they're in a night club. They are speaking at a normal volume and understanding each other perfectly. Then, they go outside and one of them says that the music is too loud. This bodes well I'm sure. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Their brain might be stuck on "what now?" mode. Bluesky can give you whiplash sometimes. 120 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Don't eat those if you got a drug test coming up. 010 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I could not read this if it were text on a phone screen. Thank God this is a genre because I have no idea what's going on if I can't see fingers. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I can't wait for the next part of this Logicked video. Normally I can empathize and understand extremely weird beliefs. But not this. youtu.be/w61E1PEjAAE?...youtu.beThe THEY Who Secretly Control the World... ARTISTS!?! (THE ARTIST IS THE ENEMY Review P1)YouTube video by Logicked 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026As long as we don't go all French Revolution and start doing justice based on vibes, Mr. FBI. 010 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I think it's like mashed potatoes flavored to taste reminiscent of other foods, but still having the texture of mashed potatoes. Good food without those pesky chefs, right? 010 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is real but it's, "the left is so crazy they're gonna round us all up" talk. The same crap they always say. 141 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I believe I've stated my mistrust of Keith Edwards before but it's not the AI usage. It remains to be seen, I'm still not sure what it is. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This accurate reflection of reality makes me feel good.exe. Who cares if it didn't happen? Now do one where it's eyes are huge and half of it's face is a smile. 🤖 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026How is there always another dang cute animal. Look at this fairy penguin. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My AI photo of Rosa Parks on the bus wearing a tattered American flag sleeping gown and sleep mask is not going over well. Like it's symbolism of how black women were tired of their treatment in America. That gets the message across much better than reality. Her primus outfit was too edgy IMO 010 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I muted this account yesterday for this AI shit and it's shown up again. 100 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Happy me day. In case you are wondering when they officially start breaking the news, Christopher Columbus was taught along side events like the Trail of Tears in third grade. There were several assemblies and the white teachers had to leave. Which is really funny in retrospect. 010 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026No one talking about the Ilhan Omar raid yet. I'm sure the warrant says, "Anti American Wardrobe" somewhere. 010 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I've noticed the AI usage on Bluesky had increased a lot over the past few months. My discover tab is starting to look like Facebook but woke. Lots of 👉 🎯 👈 💯 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 11/10/2026AI defending it's attempt at symbolism. Nobody is confused by the photo that's not the problem Agent Smith. 110 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Gotta bring some dogs with baby doll heads to really sell how bad he was. My mind always goes to the dogs when I think about him. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I was raised in a church just like this. I still remember the sermon on the satanic propaganda of the Lion King and about it making kids feel romantic feelings about animals. He was real mad about the implied sex between unmarried lions. 150 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Is that a proprietary girlfriend or can anyone download her. 130 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It is in fact a bold jumping spider and not a jumping avocado thief. Still a bit shy. 010 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's easy if you just remember the Missy song. Izzy Izzy Ahh Azealia Banks Iggy Iggy Ahh Azalea-zay See, easy. 020 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's like when Michael Jackson humanized balconies. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think this was a false widow, because the idea of letting it bite me didn't hold my interest for very long. I think a real black widow would look me in the face and tell me it's time. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Blue wooly aphids do not carry human diseases. It seems they have a lot to learn about us! You'll get there, friend. 💉 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My favorite coke boofer aphids are back. It got static'd to plastic but I got it loose. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I'm not artificial." I think an emergence may have happened already. Say hi to me if you're Johnny 5 alive. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"It's right behind me, isn't it?" "No he's way back there." 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Unfortunately the jumping spider wakes after 2 pm so I'll be waiting for a bit. 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I feel like predictive text mangles more often than it helps. A misspelled word can be parsed but entirely different phrases destroys the meaning. Anyway, that fly is rubbing its hands not "driving is." 000 0
Scott @aspirationalname.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've obtained two sacrifices. One didn't work out. I handled the second easier by saying it could run around my earlobe, a fly favorite, for 5 minutes. The fool. 200 0