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Charlie

@asonnamedbort.bsky.social
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📍 🇬🇧 Glasgow

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 8m
Well yes but how could they possible have known about something that was public knowledge?
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 1h
I might treat myself to Now TV for some Barclays when I move. Purely so I can watch Gillingham's five games a season and hate myself for it.
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 2h
I knew she was still alive
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 3h
Hitler supports Mussolini
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 3h
It is lmao
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 3h
I agree to this
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 3h
What do you want in their place?
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 3h
His wife is also incredibly hot I hate them both
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 3h
I know nothing of Survivor other than there's an Irish Instagram twink on this series so maybe I need to watch
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 4h
2-2
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 9h
I would vote for a politician who agreed to ban anybody ever bringing up Brexit again
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 13h
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 22h
I may not be hot, but I'm still a mess 🥰
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 22h
I will see you on Thursday
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 23h
Can we declare Derby's points record safe for another year?
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thomas.
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fed up of those fitness influencers and their fucking breakup now and I don't even follow either of them
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I might take myself out for a nice dinner this week. I don't know why but I deserve it 😌
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On my way
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Deal
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Daniel McElroy @danielmcelroy0.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is so counterintuitive to successful social democracy. Getting the middle classes to support a larger state does involve ensuring they too feel the benefits!
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Daniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
RE: that tiger
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sam, there's a time and place for hedgehogs
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Keir Starmer's dad:
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every week I just get closer to saying I'm done honestly
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These massive corporations work hard to provide you a worse service for more money and you're not supporting them at all??
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why won't you give big corporate giants your money??
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh! A text from my ex! The text in question:
Is crash bandicoot baptised?
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The entire pyramid in England suffers as a result of Premier League clubs having almost infinite money.
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If there's an issue with financial rules in the Premier League, it's that they aren't remotely rigorous enough.
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you have, please seek counselling x
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tempted to get a needlessly big fridge-freezer just because I can
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you read this I'm free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Would the panel like to see my irrefutable evidence that Liverpool won that game?
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every single club bar give or take 20 would be better off for it in the long term.
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honestly, the Premier League deserves for Manchester City to win it this season. Then for the entire thing to collapse on itself.
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I thought you'd all like to know I'm off work tomorrow
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Charlie Eccleshare @cdeccleshare.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This idea that the City players have of course done nothing wrong. I mean yes obviously they weren’t the ones doing the cheating, but if you join a club with 115 charges against them - as most of them did - reasonable chance you’re going to be playing for a team in this position!
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Please do x
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me whenever Peter Drury is on commentary:
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Has anybody been to Bangalore? I have a work trip which is finishing there soon and wondering whether it's worth adding some time at the end to see stuff
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I actually have irrefutable evidence that City aren't winning this game
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very funny how this game is almost completely meaningless for City in the scheme of the season still.
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man City on course for 114 points... ironic
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me in the cold Autumn months
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 11/10/2026
you'd have to say man city have put out a stronger eleven on paper. wonder how they managed to do that.
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just discovered that ex-Twitter oomf is now a convicted nonce 😬
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was supposed to see some friends over this weekend, instead I've hardly left my bed 🫠
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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Coward x
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