Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 11hProbably bad that I'm on my first work trip of the academic year and already thinking I don't want to do this job anymore 110
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026English football needs the Premier League to die along with all the money in it 130
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have been told I look no older than 25 more than once this week so I shall be dining out on this for years 040
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The funniest thing if we rejoined the EU is that five years later you'd have polling saying we should leave again 010
Reposted by CharlieTom Hunter @onelifestand87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I’m hoping for 72 virgins” “You’ve not been dogging round here before have you” 23312
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Work trips are so funny because apparently everyone remembers me but I have no idea who most of them are 010
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do people realise that they don't have to say "wow that really surprises me" when someone says they're single? 100
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026An annoyingly high number of people I know are visiting Glasgow while I'm away. They are probably relieved but I am annoyed. 020
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Some people I follow on instagram need to learn I don't care about their life I just wanna see their pretty face 000
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Genuinely cannot bring myself to care about the City thing. Unless it somehow brings about the collapse of the Premier League in which case I am all for that. 040
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The TV in my hotel room has stopped playing anything at all :( 100
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The 1999 Division Two play-off final must immediately be declared void, any and all trophies won by Manchester City since then must be awarded to the team they beat in that game, whoever they are. 130
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Now people can stop pretending they think there's going to be an early election 000
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Got welcomed in as national heroes after winning three consecutive food fights on Ministry of Mayhem 020
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Neither positively or negatively" is surely the right answer here? Like, I simply do not care. 000
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I can't wait to move because I will not have a single fucking mirror in my entire flat, I will never again have my day ruined by my reflection. 000
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm so cool I have a few birthday cards I take on work trips in case it's someone's birthday while we're away 010
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Work have cancelled the online option for Japanese classes this year 💔 110
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Americans not only need to be bullied more for using gallons, but also because their gallon is wrong 170
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My friend thinks it's really weird that I'm 33 and have never been in love or anything close to it, surely it's not *that* weird right? 110
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Looking at planning a trip to the Faroe Islands with a friend and I can already hear my bank account weeping 001
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have arguably too many mugs and notebooks from high schools 000
Reposted by CharlieJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 20/09/2026Instagram appears to be showing me headlines from 1642. 1345470
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That goal will properly cheer up the Spurs fans, I'm sure 100
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have new glasses and can once again read things more than 30 feet away 100
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not to brag, but I redownloaded Hinge two weeks ago and have no matches 😎 000
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Russia has taken four and a half years to fail to subjugate their next-door neighbour, they're not going to start a war with Nato. 000
Reposted by CharlieJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026So Oxford United just launched, and then quickly withdrew, a new American football-style shirt collection. This was the launch image: 54614135
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I hope that Партия Правды и Справедливости Джины Миллер do well in the Russian election this weekend 010
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Alex Scott in the England squad - I fear I will end up watching 011
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Been feeling far too happy this week so I might watch Voicemails for Isabelle this weekend 010
Reposted by CharlieFinn @finnob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Call me woke but I think saying Scotland’s relationship to England is like that of an imperialist authoritarian state attempting to wipe out the culture and people of a neighbouring nation is incredibly disrespectful to Ukrainians fighting for their freedom 3635
Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm in a bad place right now, not physically because Glasgow is cool 000
