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Jon Stewart for President 2028 That's it.

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joes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah we are winning...
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chris brownote your chances away.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tick tock chuckie. It's coming for you. Tick tock chuckie. Looking down at you. Tick Tick chuckie. No one cares bout you. Tick tock chuckie. There are secrets bout you.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You shit the bed so hard with latest stunt. #nolongerendorsecrocket
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You should look into renters that lost everything. Most don't have insursance to cover anything
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stop the data centers bob! JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You rosebud harder than trump for the billionaire class. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chuckie has bigger feet than you and is slimy than you. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What was that? You are still a billionaires puppet? Tasting trumps leftovers? JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The government is spying on us in real time using your wifi routers! This technology is real, a decade old, and now being used to watch us in real time while we stream movies, check reddit, or our emails. Xfinity and Comcast share this data with the government!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tax them what they would have been taxed in the 60s! Stop all data farms! Do something not this perfomative bs that can be worked around!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Then you became a governor and lost all the good will you gained as our AG. STOP PLAYING BALL AND START BEING THE GOVERNOR WE NEED
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
To the staffer working for this side eyed crook, talking out his neck, rich boy's bitch, no scruples having cuck... Why? Why do you lie for a person that will sell your future to a crook? #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's on her face?
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Democratic leader or Republicans lil house? JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Breaking: GOP Congressman Andy Ogles, who has said gay people have “no place in America” and “Muslims don't belong in American society,” just lost his primary in Tennessee. He will no longer serve in Congress.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What are you going to do about the insurance companies low-lying everyone while jacking up rates?
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
One last call and response for the primary. You know the drill. 🗣️
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fuck chuck like he fucks Palestine
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will vote for literal shit over anyone sporting that pedophile rapist racist part. Republicans rank under the shit I scrape off the bottom when it comes to voting!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Answer: Stop playing politics. Take the power you have and wield it like a republican. Do what is right for the people, the country, and our future. Or you will become a forgotten footnote in Washington's history. While people like Bernie and AOC will be remembered as courageous leaders.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@governorferguson.bsky.social Hey bob, When the right moves the goal post further right the left just chases them. Now the left is right of being true moderates. You are no longer the man you thought you would grow up to be. How do you look at yourself in the mirror?
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is a great step for out state but when will you become the leader we need and not another politician? Gavin Newsom is a douche of the highest degree, and he is stepping. You were a great attorney General, be that guy again.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
As a 90s kid our movies taught us that our parent's generation were the bad guys and that we as kids must team up to overcome their tyrannical behavior. We are adults now. Our parent's generation are generally still evil. Fuck the republinazis!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/07/2026
This MF is responsible for more deaths than there are trans people in the United States. He's putting up Hitler numbers. So maybe he should shut up before spouting lies like this.
​A screenshot of a post on X by Elon Musk (@elonmusk), featuring a blue verification checkmark and an official X badge. The text of the post reads:
​"The obvious reality is that giving rage-inducing hormones to mentally unstable people will cause a major increase in murder.
​Statistically, trans and trans-driven (eg Charlie Kirk's killer) homicide rates are more than triple that of the general population."
​The bottom of the post displays the metadata: "4:24 PM • Jul 19, 2026 • 75.6K Views".
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov You keep dancing for your masters with that leash around your neck. Your lips blue from too many poppers. Your flatback prolapsed while voting to send 3.3 billion to Israel. One star hooker you are cooked.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
But washington state loves making restaurants and food trucks expensive to open. STFU bob. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/07/2026
He’s in rigor tortoise.
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I'm Pretty Sure Mitch Is Dead, OK?
Source: God.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I hope it burns down you house you horrible cunt. We have access to your voting records.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Trump and my shameless self-enrichment have turned into a serious national security threat. His rampant, reckless, and rotten corruption comes at a real cost to my safety and my bank accounts. Fixed your post you selfish little boy.
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Noel 🏳️‍⚧️ @noelravencort87.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey bob! How about you focus on the ice agents not wearing mask and stealing your citizens. Ans while youre at it, bo data centers. I know this might make your rich friends sad, but i prefer my neighbors over your faacist buddies
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fix you knock off bill gates look. And then investigate his epstein links. Then tax his ass and all the other billionaires down into being just millionaires
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sheriffs dont do shit but get in the way of the true heroes, the firefighters. Now what are you going to do about data centers and their over consumption of our natural resources. Because they will be a reason we have more fires!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Make billionaires pay taxes and we might be able to mitigate the last 100 years of bad forestry practices. Also climate change is real! JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Your leprechaun ass is helping Israel and trump steal our money. Your time is over and I'll gotten gains shall be your downfall...bitch. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So can you post some of the talks you had with your billion dollar masters? Fucking lazy eye looking anywhere but the truth bitch JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov What up girl? I got ball gags whippet, wanna party? Your homies in ICE will be there. Fucking nazi ass bitch. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yeah and you totally ignore the half the state you jackass! JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Me: What the fuck dude? Are you pushing an ad on me? Him: N0! That's just how you get new a character in my game! Me: Fuuuuuuuuuck tablets! JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The future is fucked! My 5 year old nephew during a game of pool noodle jedi fighting. Him: You see the glowing icon over my head? Me: Sure do bud! Him: So tap it, go to push code, and enter enkr. Then you can get your free upgraded character!
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Maureen Berzanski 🧷🇺🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🟧🌊 🐾 @moberzan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Today, our friend Jay USAF Major Jason Watson read his oath to the Constitution and demanded that Congress do its job to IMPEACH this President and cabinet. He was arrested on the Capitol steps. #DOOR @defendersofourrepublic.org @removalcoalition.bsky.social @citizensimpeachment.com
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fuck you. Fuck team murikkka. Do something useful as the leader of washington you spineless shitbag. Better as an attorney General but shit as a governor.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Did you dialogue this with your billionaire buddies? JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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Elon Musk's Jet Tracking @elonjet.net · 24/06/2026
~ 274 gallons (1,037 liters). ~ 1,836 lbs (833 kg) of jet fuel used. ~ $1,918 cost of fuel. ~ 3 tons of CO2 emissions.
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