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JonStewartforPresident2028

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Jon Stewart for President 2028 That's it.

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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah we are winning...
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The government is spying on us in real time using your wifi routers! This technology is real, a decade old, and now being used to watch us in real time while we stream movies, check reddit, or our emails. Xfinity and Comcast share this data with the government!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's on her face?
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will vote for literal shit over anyone sporting that pedophile rapist racist part. Republicans rank under the shit I scrape off the bottom when it comes to voting!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov You keep dancing for your masters with that leash around your neck. Your lips blue from too many poppers. Your flatback prolapsed while voting to send 3.3 billion to Israel. One star hooker you are cooked.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Nasa scientists disappearing, then we see trumps weird hands, and then a dude wearing a human mask is on Fox News! Are the lizard people here?!?
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov You really need to leave now.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Thanks trump... JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
With the state of our country as it is, why should we pay federal taxes when big business billionaires pay nothing? Tax the rich, Eat the rich
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
You are a traitor that dances for the rich.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@governorferguson.bsky.social
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov When the blood of the innocents you helped murder splatters and hit your face. Step down and leave Washington!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov Hey bitch you made it onto reddit's front page!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
What is the government allowing to happen to our milk? JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Reddit is taking the knee next. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Guardians of pedophiles leaving kids out in the rain... Yeah fuck that wonkey eyed cunt! JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Here is the list of billionaires bitch ass democrats that voted to not impeach trump.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@adamsmith.house.gov Is that you on this list? Another democratic bitch for trump! Disappointed
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Did you vote against trumps impeachment?
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
You voted to stop trumps impeachment.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@repkimschrier.bsky.social Is that you on this list? Proud of what? Keeping trump as president? Disappointed...
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@repricklarsen.bsky.social Is that you on this list? Looks like we found another billionaires bitch protecting trump!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@repdelbene.bsky.social Is that you on this list? You are why this country is failing! Step down you cuck!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov Is that you on this list? Voting against trumps impeachment? Gtfow
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Another republican representative busted with CP! JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
What did this man fight for? What did this man serve for? Why the fuck are pigs protected? JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Are you winning yet Donald?
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Dystopian display at an independent bookstore that made me chuckle. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Mark of the Recession Beast? JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Only presidents who trash the economy are allowed to play golf... JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Is this the Reich screenshot? JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Look at those inhuman lizard ass looking eyes. You know this trump fucking shit licker crawled out of an pus covered egg when his people tossed it out of their UFO because it was rotten. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Kristina Noem has been body swapped by a hellish demon. You can tell by the grafted lips and how her flesh is stretched over its hellish Visage. Before and after photos. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Bill Nye has gotten the Medal of Freedom. We need more men and women like him. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The cartoon Jeff bozos doesn't want you to see. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Oh the irony. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028 #copresidentlove
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028 #trumpdidthat
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028
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