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Jon Stewart for President 2028 That's it.

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joes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah we are winning...
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The government is spying on us in real time using your wifi routers! This technology is real, a decade old, and now being used to watch us in real time while we stream movies, check reddit, or our emails. Xfinity and Comcast share this data with the government!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's on her face?
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Breaking: GOP Congressman Andy Ogles, who has said gay people have “no place in America” and “Muslims don't belong in American society,” just lost his primary in Tennessee. He will no longer serve in Congress.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
One last call and response for the primary. You know the drill. 🗣️
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will vote for literal shit over anyone sporting that pedophile rapist racist part. Republicans rank under the shit I scrape off the bottom when it comes to voting!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@governorferguson.bsky.social Hey bob, When the right moves the goal post further right the left just chases them. Now the left is right of being true moderates. You are no longer the man you thought you would grow up to be. How do you look at yourself in the mirror?
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
As a 90s kid our movies taught us that our parent's generation were the bad guys and that we as kids must team up to overcome their tyrannical behavior. We are adults now. Our parent's generation are generally still evil. Fuck the republinazis!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/07/2026
This MF is responsible for more deaths than there are trans people in the United States. He's putting up Hitler numbers. So maybe he should shut up before spouting lies like this.
​A screenshot of a post on X by Elon Musk (@elonmusk), featuring a blue verification checkmark and an official X badge. The text of the post reads:
​"The obvious reality is that giving rage-inducing hormones to mentally unstable people will cause a major increase in murder.
​Statistically, trans and trans-driven (eg Charlie Kirk's killer) homicide rates are more than triple that of the general population."
​The bottom of the post displays the metadata: "4:24 PM • Jul 19, 2026 • 75.6K Views".
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov You keep dancing for your masters with that leash around your neck. Your lips blue from too many poppers. Your flatback prolapsed while voting to send 3.3 billion to Israel. One star hooker you are cooked.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/07/2026
He’s in rigor tortoise.
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I'm Pretty Sure Mitch Is Dead, OK?
Source: God.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Noel 🏳️‍⚧️ @noelravencort87.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey bob! How about you focus on the ice agents not wearing mask and stealing your citizens. Ans while youre at it, bo data centers. I know this might make your rich friends sad, but i prefer my neighbors over your faacist buddies
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov What up girl? I got ball gags whippet, wanna party? Your homies in ICE will be there. Fucking nazi ass bitch. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The future is fucked! My 5 year old nephew during a game of pool noodle jedi fighting. Him: You see the glowing icon over my head? Me: Sure do bud! Him: So tap it, go to push code, and enter enkr. Then you can get your free upgraded character!
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Maureen Berzanski 🧷🇺🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🟧🌊 🐾 @moberzan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Today, our friend Jay USAF Major Jason Watson read his oath to the Constitution and demanded that Congress do its job to IMPEACH this President and cabinet. He was arrested on the Capitol steps. #DOOR @defendersofourrepublic.org @removalcoalition.bsky.social @citizensimpeachment.com
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Elon Musk's Jet Tracking @elonjet.net · 24/06/2026
~ 274 gallons (1,037 liters). ~ 1,836 lbs (833 kg) of jet fuel used. ~ $1,918 cost of fuel. ~ 3 tons of CO2 emissions.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@governorferguson.bsky.social What are you doing to help people struggling to get by when the white trash nazis are adding more debt to our plates? #Studentloansarepredatory
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 18/06/2026
History will remember the cover-up just as much as the crimes. The rich protect the rich. The powerful protect the powerful. And the public was told to stay quiet and stop asking questions. Melania mastered the art of being First Lady “Hooker” of the USA! #SheShed #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trump sucks Bubba's what? Don Jr snort coke cut with what? Eric is getting cucked by who? Baron still sucks on his mommy's what? Ivanka first born is whose son? Nobody gives two shits about the other child.
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Shameful Pedophiles. Shame these Pedophiles LOUD and CLEAR!!!! #Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@keithedwards.bsky.social Can you look into the Spokane 3? They were just found guilty for trying to stop ice from abducting people. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
#Epstein
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I said what I said
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Nasa scientists disappearing, then we see trumps weird hands, and then a dude wearing a human mask is on Fox News! Are the lizard people here?!?
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 08/05/2026
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@governorferguson.bsky.social When will you step up and help fight the trump regime? If other states are repressing their voters to get their magats in office, what are we doing to offset it? Rather than pander to the elites and businesses, try being a leader to the people who voted you in.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Maybe billionaires should pay their employees more than paying dementia don to fuck up the economy. warehousefire.watch
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
In the past year alone, Jeff Bezos's net worth has increased by $75 billion. That’s $205,479,452 per day $8,561,643 per hour $142,694 per minute $2,378 per second The median American’s weekly earnings is $1,235 ($64,220/yr).
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov thanks for voting yes on the nazi 1984 surveillance bill. There is blood on your hands. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
🏳️‍🌈 We're not going back in the closet 🏳️‍⚧️
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Texas Tech Just Banned The Teaching Of All LGBTQ+ Topics In Classrooms—And Critics Are Sounding Off
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov You really need to leave now.
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joes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Between 1979 and 2021 : Worker productivity rose 64.9%. Worker pay grew 17.3%. CEO pay grew 1480%
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@governorferguson.bsky.social If the irs pays trump 10 billion dollars over his bs lawsuit why are we paying federal taxes? What are you doing to protect our tax money? Billionaires shouldn't exist. #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Easter bunny shafted us on that Easter miracle. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@governorferguson.bsky.social People are poor, and you care about teams owned by billionaires. You then brag about taxing millionaires without getting rid of tax loops.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If the orange antichrist dies on a black Jesus day. It will be a true Easter miracle! JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@fetterman.senate.gov fee fi fo you a dumb bitch. I hope you stroke out while locking trumps shit riddled ass. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Jesus was black. The antichrist is orange. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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Lifelong San Diegan @jeanlucpeakhard.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Fuck the Yankees
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joes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I’m ready!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Thanks trump... JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov I love how weak and useless you are. Melania wannabe! Step down and gtfo! JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028
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joes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When Trump blows off a reporter's question and asks rudely "who are you with" , they should all reply: 1st. I am with the American people and their right to know the truth and the facts. 2nd. I'm with the 1st Amendment and the free press. 3rd. Who I work with shouldn't matter.
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov you hide more than a trump! You are really trumping your pants! Your husband trumps kids!
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JonStewartforPresident2028 @asmoghost.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov everyone hates you including your parents! You know it and the door will hit you in the ass!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hello?
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