Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 2m"she confidently challenged the Ouija board to 'do its worst.' It did." 🔮 010
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 3m"Tried to reason with the possessed vintage porcelain doll. It did not want to talk through its trauma." 110
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 6mMy epitaph will read: "Drowned in a tub of lukewarm water while taking 'bobbing for apples' way too competitively." 140
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 19mChecking your credit card statement on November 1st and seeing exactly how much you spent trying to compete with your neighbor’s 12-foot Home Depot skeleton. 060
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 21mRealizing your childhood dream of being the "house that gives out full-sized candy bars" is completely dead because inflation turned a box of King Size Snickers into a luxury asset. 030
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 23mYep yep!!static.klipy.comMarceline Angry Face Adventure TimeALT: Marceline Angry Face Adventure Time 210
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 25mThe only reason half of us support trick-or-treating is so we can tax our children's candy bags for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups like a corrupt mob boss. 🍫 091
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 1hyoutu.be/ijxk-fgcg7c?...youtu.beThe Cure - LullabyYouTube video by TheCureVEVO 272
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 35mVampires invite random strangers into their crypts, ghosts refuse to leave the scene of their own demise, and ghouls eat literal garbage. It's honestly comforting to know that the underworld shares the exact same level of catastrophic decision-making that I bring to my everyday life. 🎃👻static.klipy.comNosferatu: The Vampire's GazeALT: Nosferatu: The Vampire's Gaze 071
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 43mVampires sleep in silk-lined coffins, wear custom velvet capes, and obsess over their hair. Meanwhile, I’m out here looking like a corpse just by waking up for my 9-to-5. 1162
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 44mI love how a terrifying, ancient, blood-thirsty spirit's ultimate weapon is just gently sliding a kitchen chair three inches to the left. 0122
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 44mYou spend your entire afterlife haunting a dark attic and making random creaking noises. Honestly, your social life looks exactly like my Friday nights, except you get to wear a cool sheet. 060
Reposted by Ivythe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026more like BLOCKtober, amirite 0171
Reposted by Ivyanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 2ha normally fun roller-coaster except its my finances in this economy 081
Reposted by Ivyanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 2hcargo shorts season lasts until your nose hairs freeze when you walk outside. 061
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm thinking my costume this year is going to be "An Exhausted Adult." I just wear sweatpants, stare blankly at a wall, and clutch my heart whenever my phone vibrates. 2307
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We did a seance and the Ouija board spelled out: "I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS." Marley and I just laughed and started thinking about the most repulsive, unhinged things possible until the planchette literally flew off the table in disgust!!!!!! 1234
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The creepy doll in our house started crying real blood. Marley and I didn't even blink, we just told it to grow up and stop being so dramatic because life only gets harder from here. 36020
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You're less like Dracula and more like a mosquito. 1295
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 15h "Fall Farmhouse" or as part of her seasonal landscape portfolio by artist Abby Jacobs (from Abby Jac Designs based in Boulder, Colorado). Year: 2026 (published online in late August/September 2026) 0487
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 15h"Bungalow Dawn" by artist Kathleen Eaton Year: Circa 2000s–2010s 1386
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 15h"Hauntings in the Cemetery" by artist Bridget Voth (signed "B. Voth" in the lower left corner) Year: Circa 2016–2018 (the artist's signatures from this style cluster around this period) 0387
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 15h"Heading Home" (alternatively referenced in some collections as The Wood Track) by artist James Downie (British, born 1949) Year: 2017 0272
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 15h"October Illustration" by artist Francisco Fonseca Year: 2023 1455
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 15h"The Halloween Tree" by Artist / Animation Studio Hanna-Barbera Productions (adapted from the novel by legendary author Ray Bradbury, who also wrote the screenplay and narrated the film) Year: 1993 0275
Reposted by Ivy🦊 🩵🐦⬛ 🧙Revenant Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 2hI don’t know who needs to hear this but a bag of Nestle semi sweet chips make a lovely gift to me. 071
Reposted by IvyCam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 3hAnyone else feel a zombie apocalypse must be imminent? 83310
Reposted by Ivyanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 1hI wish good things for you, and at the same time I wish you the grace to accept good things can also happen to you, because you deserve it 072
Reposted by Ivy𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 9hthere’s a precise amount of coffee i require each day just to not get arrested 0145
Reposted by Ivy𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 1hwhen i see an empty space i just want to fill it with bread 0115
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 1hyoutu.be/ijxk-fgcg7c?...youtu.beThe Cure - LullabyYouTube video by TheCureVEVO 272
Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 1hI remember that one!! 🤣static.klipy.comWhy So Serious HuhALT: Why So Serious Huh 000
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There is something morbidly magical about this shot. The image shows a nighttime view of the historic Blain Cemetery located in Gaines Township, Michigan. 25911
Reposted by IvyIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is such a cozy vibe, sitting over here with my cup of coffee and wearing my warm Halloween socks. 3303