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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My neighbor with whom I share a wall is also experiencing insomnia it seems
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I will fuxking fight an AI search agent
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If you’re looking to be a hero in Portland today, go down to the cherry trees at the waterfront, walk up to the dozens of families and couples straining to fit everyone into the frame on selfie-mode, and offer to take their photo.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
chat is this good
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Well now that dril is gone what is the point
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Anyway. Can’t do anything retroactively, but thinking about in light of news that facial recognition tech is being used against protesters and activists and how this might factor into your personal threat modeling.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When traveling through four international airports this week, I had my photo taken for facial recognition purposes at least once per stop. Unlike the TSA screening photo that you can theoretically opt out from, these were all mandatory to clear customs or board a plane.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
McDonald’s French fries x Louis Roederer at the airport
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The RACC-provided art pieces are a nice touch but idk how I would feel as an artist knowing my work is being displayed at the crime airport (which is what the jury room feels like)
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
First time in the (not so anymore) new county courthouse and it’s nice, but then I remembered that OMA/Koolhaus was in contention for the design and now I’m mad about it again.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Anecdote on the current state of transit in Portland: today I need to get from inner NW (on a major thoroughfare) to the county courthouse downtown, and all maps say I will still need to walk 9 minutes to get to my destination. That is basically one third of my commute time.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Intrusive thought: Auld Lang Syne, but sung in the style of Tom DeLonge
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Is it just me, or does this parenthetical aside about Saddam Hussein feel a little out of pocket in an article about last minute Christmas preparations from UK’s House & Garden?
Screenshot excerpt of a white background webpage with the House & Garden masthead. 

“There are two approaches facing anyone in this predicament. One involves deciding it’s far too late, and you’re going to introduce your children to the tradition of Thai takeaway for Christmas dinner followed by a whole tin of Quality Street (after all, nothing says Christmas like the preferred confectionery of Saddam Hussein – yes, he really did love a chocolate toffee finger.) The second is to recognise that, actually, in as little time as maybe half a morning – and without necessarily spending a fortune – you can pull Christmas out of the bag, even at the very last minute. We’re here to help with the latter.”
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Why is everyone trying to push caviar this holiday season? It’s giving “let them eat cake”
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
🎶 And it’s been a warm December and there’s reason to believe That next year might be hotter than the last 🎶
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Kinda scary to be walking around knowing so many of you listened to thousands of minutes of Taylor Swift this year
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I feel this way a lot of times but right now I miss Gawker so so much
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I’m thrilled to see more eco-friendly holiday decorations rising in popularity but the profusion of paper chains and stars and dried orange garlands across crafty social media platforms is really giving wartime rationing vibes
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Here’s a few potential leads that still indicate they’re accepting new donations: www.pdx.edu/business/car... mainspringpdx.org/clothing
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hot new recession indicator: Aēsop *15%* off sale
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Substack notes is just tumblr for people with bachelor’s degrees
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I think they might be a perfect vehicle, once you do the light blue wave airbrushing on the exterior
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Arrived at the time in my life where I inexplicably deeply badly need to purchase a Subaru Baja
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Engaging in the age-old humiliation ritual of updating my CV
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
About once a week I’ll see this guy carrying a 6-quart Cambro of (tomato-based?) soup down the busy street, and I just think that’s a beautiful thing
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
As god intended
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
❤️❤️❤️
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Rest in piss, Dick Cheney
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It’s cool that people are canceling their Spotify subscriptions because they’re running ICE ads, but then posting about it on Instagram, a platform that also runs ICE ads
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Dumped a bunch of hemp seeds into my Frosted Flakes this morning, ask me for more nutrition advice~
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Love to emphatically vote YES for the parks levy and basically any other social good funded with property taxes. I don’t own a house and never will, it doesn’t matter to me. You say, oh, well won’t your landlord raise your rent? Baby, my landlord raises the rent no matter. 💁🏼
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Kinda crazy that no matter who is in the White House, they always manage to hire press secretaries that have literal rocks for brains www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
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Why Biden’s White House Press Secretary Is Leaving the Democratic Party
Karine Jean-Pierre feels that Democrats were so mean to Biden that she is becoming an Independent.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Out: women with digestive issues In: women with sinus issues
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Unfortunate current events have cause to remind me that Little Dark Age still really whips
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Allowing myself a moment to stop dreading the state of everything to inject pure uncut schadenfreude into my veins as more details emerge in the Billups illegal gambling/insider betting indictments
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Albanian Bruce
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
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What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector
The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us th...
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Guess I’m glad that Platner is getting milkshake ducked before being elected into a crucial seat and not after (e.g., Fetterman).
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Hitting an annoying disequilibrium of t-shirts that are getting too tatty to wear outside but are not quite falling apart enough to justify throwing them out.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
September and October are always the most intense work months of my year where I’m working 10-18 hour days, so I get to enjoy a naturally sharp decrease in my media consumption, which would be fine if crazy bad shit didn’t always seem to happen around now.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If we’re gonna do our own Years of Lead can we also do the historically concurrent cinema renaissance?
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Sorry to report my brain left my body while prepping dinner earlier and I forgot how to truss properly and accidentally did the shibari chicken meme
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Honey Don’t! was really fun. It was like going to the movies in 2005. Classic Coen-esque setup of dumb criminals in a small town, charming actors, great sets and costumes, and a tight 89 minute runtime— hard to ask for more at the theater anymore.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Perhaps it speaks poorly of me and my deep-seated distrust of the internet information ecosystem anymore but if the last week(years??) has taught me anything it’s to spend a few minutes researching a person before blindly reskeeting/reposting their content
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The one kinda upshot of being terminally online is that you’re not for one second fooled by the reputation laundering attempt of Chris Rufo writing a twee puff piece about the beauty of train travel and posted by the Free Press in IG-digestible slides, unlike, well, many of my Instagram friends
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
A completely zero stakes annoyance of mine is that for its bespoke short-linking domain name, NYT chose to deliberately misspell it as nyti[.]ms using the ccTLD for Montserrat instead of nytim[.]es using the ccTLD for Spain.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Love to live in the world where we need to regularly play the guessing game: illegal fireworks or gunfire?
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Dreaming of the interregnum we could have had
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like
More than four out of five Americans, 83%, said they were concerned about the cost of groceries, with 46% saying they were very concerned. Some 47% said they were worried about being able to pay their rent or mortgage, 64% said they were worried about affording an unexpected medical expense.
About 48% said they believed they would have trouble affording an unexpected $500 bill without borrowing. One in four said it would be "very difficult"
A quarter of those surveyed said they spent at least three hours a day worrying about their finances and ability to afford basic necessities. Another 25% of respondents said they or someone in their household had skipped meals in the past year in order to make ends meet, and 26% said they had fallen behind on their monthly bills over the past year.
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askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
And like yes he has been very steady with his support of IS, but if you look at that within the whole scope of his career and votes it makes evident these choices sit outside a fairly ideologically consistent record. (Maybe not that ‘05 yea for suspension of habeus corpus tho, that was fucking wild)
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