askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Is it just me, or does this parenthetical aside about Saddam Hussein feel a little out of pocket in an article about last minute Christmas preparations from UK’s House & Garden? 000
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Me having three drinks last night on an empty stomach: 010
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Every time a client does a screen share on their Windows device: 020
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Afraid I can’t recall who mentioned this book on here recently but it just came available at the library— I’m only a few pages in, but can say already that it whips 000
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 18/01/2025nothing like some gorgeous God Light™️ to remind you that you’re slowly decomposing into your surroundings all the time 100
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Incredible things are happening on X the everything app 000
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 25/05/2024In an annoying situation where I’m forced to book last minute accommodations in Seattle over the holiday weekend and the place I need to be is kinda in the burbs so just for kicks I looked at airbnb (which I generally avoid on principle) and like….what is the point of this: 000
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 29/03/2024Like, I get that couches see a lot of action but yikes 010
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 26/02/2024A silly little joy in life is when scammers fuck up the VoIP format and forget to enter in the country code first, realize their mistake, then try again with the local-appearing number 020
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 25/01/2024Many months ago I read some article about Metropolitan, and I finally got around to seeing it for the first time and wow 010
askjeeves @askjeeves.bsky.social · 31/07/2023idk if I’m just getting old or what but I’m consistently impressed with “old” California wines. In my mind, 98 should be well in the Parker fuckulation zone, but this is stunning — varietally correct methoxypyrazine, graphite, cedar. Dense fruit but held in check with tense acid. 12.5%! 100
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Hosting 14 in-laws for Xmas dinner
Serving $500 of prime rib
A dish I’ve never cooked before
Major cooking appliance in the house is a toaster oven](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yhqdvsi3grimfeyafkfa64fb/bafkreidulnkz6f5nxg6vyuuovck2srfufnol3vplbvbuw6mkpevjdfnl6q)
