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Dylan Mitchell

@asinbob.bsky.social
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Mid-migration, bear with me

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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 2h
DOG ON THE PITCH! #MKDSCO
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 5h
I fucking love Anthony Gordon, he's such a keen bean, always wants to make something happen #CROENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He should tell them to fuck right off.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 02/10/2026
It's okay, I've heard it happens to a lot of videos, don't worry about it babe
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dressed like Inspector Gadget and farting on fellow councillors. And they'd have you think they're about to form a government www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/2660102...
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Fartgate - Reform UK Councillor accused of loudly farting at rival during meeting
A Reform UK councillor has been accused of loudly farting at another politician during a meeting at Blackburn with Darwen Council
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bluesky for the next 31 days
@andromedism

(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New business idea, I'll redo all your AI social media posts and AI posters, fiver a time. You get the choice of crayon or Sharpie. £1 extra premium to pop a photo on there too 😆 🫰 🫰
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What sport are these for
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tweet from Kate (@LadyBroseph):

"What is life but a spilled chalice."

(picture of a baby who is doing philosophy at a table with a tipped-over glass on it)
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tweet from Mxrk (@mxrk):

“Mr Bond I’m afraid your license to chill has been revoked.” “I thought it was a license to kill” “ok that’s part of why we called you here”
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
THOSE WHITE FUCKIN' ARROWS ON A TURQUOISE FUCKIN' BACKGROUND ARE NOTICEABLE BY THEIR ABSENCE ON THE OL' TIMELINE AREN'T THEY hahahahahahahaha
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 03/09/2026
god this is just VERY funny
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've heard of 4, only one which I've ever watched
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
First time we go in front in a game this season and it lasts all of a minute 😆🔵⚪
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
PROTECT GRACE JONES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That small dick energy just keeps getting smaller
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Challenger disaster, I was 7 and remember the news interrupting kids telly on BBC1
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One for the money Two for the show Three to get ready Four for any other problem Nine to hear these options again
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Remember in this weather Goths die in hot cars. If you see one trapped, smash a window and give them a saucer of snakebite and black
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Frightened the fecking life outta me 😅
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Scousers 🤝People without eclipse glasses Not looking at the sun
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Ranked News @rankednews.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
San Diego just watched an Amazon delivery robot drive straight off a pi For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" I learned about 9/11 when I put the news on on my Telewest cable TV box after coming home from a night shift at Netto.
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wordle 1,850 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 No comment 😆
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John B @johnbc74.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NO MORE MATTERFACE!!!!
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Squid Game 3: Gi-hun and Player 001 Celebrate
ALT: Squid Game 3: Gi-hun and Player 001 Celebrate
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 12/07/2026
gabriel clarke, your job is not to tell jude bellingham what tuchel thinks. he will tell the players.
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Harsh dropping Kane from post-match interview duties just because he was unable to speak actual words from his mouth last time #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh I *love* this post-match interview from Tuchel, yes a win but recognise the problems, proper manager. #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fucking bin off Wonderwall though, jesus. Every match book-ended with a dirge #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Phewwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee that was bloody hard but FUCK YEAH 🥳 🥳 🥳 #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Am sure that match clock is going backwards 😭😬 #NORENG
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Banjon @beardybanjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The History of The British Isles 789AD-1066AD
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well OK I was kidding but if that's what we're actually gonna do then 🤷🙃
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Disagree with that, but thought their goal should have probably stood, so fair fucks #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bellingham late surge for the Golden Boot, get innnnnn lad #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't disallow it don't disallow it don't disallow it
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's a tough watch isn't it, I'll take any kind of win from here #NORENG
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
right back in midfield, centre back at right back, right back at left back, are you following Grandma
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Was just about to absolutely slate Saka there then he did a little bit of that-was-great #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Please sir, may I have just a crumb of creativity #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Might get away with this.... We need to channel some that last-20-minutes-v-Mexico defending though, that's a major let-off #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ahhhhh man it did just feel like offside, dammit #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That's absolute class that from Bellingham, fucking brilliant. Gordon's becoming one of my favourite players too, get in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #NORENG
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Dylan Mitchell @asinbob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
How on earth are Norway in front, poor defending that, first time we've needed any defending 🤦 #NORENG
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