💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve really got to get professional headshots taken. I cannot keep emailing my CEO and COO with me dressed as Princess Fiona from Shrek as my Teams photo and expect them to take me seriously. 😂 170
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Went out to Cockrell Mercantile this weekend and grabbed some of these bourbon pecan toffees that are made in Lees Summit and they’re so good I could cry. I will not be sharing. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All My Exes Live In Texas, That’s Why I Hang My Hat In Missouriiiiiii. 120
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You’re Going Down Smooth Like Mexico Honey. 🍯 110
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kacey Musgraves was perfect as always. 150
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You already know I had to buy myself a pair of Disco Balls. Now I’ve gotta go buy myself a pair of truck nuts to bedazzle and hang them from my Ford Escape. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm in a bad girl good mood, wearing my gold hoops, lining my lips right now in the rear view. Baby, don't even play. 💋 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m currently bedazzling my hot pink shorts. 110
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s actually gonna cover up this wonky Pinterest tattoo my friend did on me when we were 17. 😂 I should’ve never got it. I’m not even religious. But yeah this one will be way more in depth so I’m expecting it will hurt like a bitch. 110
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m getting one next month on my foot inspired by this tattoo but way more colorful and I’m sooooo excited. The artist I’m having do it is booked way out so I’ve been waiting for forever it feels like. 120
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Also, 3 Trails Forge in the Englewood area is such a cool place and it made me feel good supporting a small business that is trans inclusive and proud. Highly recommend. 020
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026For date night last night, James and I tried our hand at forging knives! Our instructor was a very lovely blacksmith wearing a utility kilt and Hey Dudes. We had a blast. 🔪 130
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Couldn’t ask for better weather or a prettier moon. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Made it to Coor’s Field. First up: The Breeders. 260
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Had an absolutely incredible time tonight at Casa Bonita in Denver with @queenoftacos.bsky.social and her lovely wife Erin. 💖 Yayyy for internet friends. 1151
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey @rabidcadaver.bsky.social, do you feel Casa Bonita? 130
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Quick stop at the Wizards Chest and then Rhein Haus in Denver which were both quite lovely. My jalepeno cheddarwurst was delicious. Even got a nice Schilling Moon Berry Cider while there. 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 13/08/2026He installed my fancy new bidet so now I’m a happy chicken. 130
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Didn’t update my address in time, so I had to drive to Harrisonville to vote in the primaries. Get your asses to the polls, folks. 030
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Thoroughly enjoyed tonight’s HelloFresh recipe. www.hellofresh.com/recipes/ever... 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Does you boyfriend bring you hot dogs in bed because he knows you’re hungry and needed a lil snack before he makes you dinner? No? Lame. 020
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 28/07/2026For awhile there I had a bit where every time I’d take my pills I’d sing a heinous rendition of Greased Lightning where I’d swap chills for pills. It was electrifying. 😂 130
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Saw these roses at Costco and thought they were too pretty to pass up. 🌹 030
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Fighting for my damn life at Bamboo Penny’s eating this tiger cry steak. 🥵🥵🥵 110
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It’s giving mermaid vibes and I am here for it. 🧜♀️ 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Had gotten a text earlier from my parents that they were being evacuated from their campground due to flash flooding. First pic is the bridge they had to cross to get out and next three are the campground shortly after they left. Luckily they are safe but golly that was close. 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I also got a perfect Gengar that I can now mega evolve. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Another Pokemon Go haul from this week. 💖 120
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Thank you!!! If you ever want to do any raiding and have some remote raid passes we’re in a really good spot for them and could always send an invite. These were some of my other favorites from the evening. 010
