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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)

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The most annoying person you’ve ever met

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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 18h
An institution. 😭
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
YES! I’ve also been following War Admiral and Secretariat on TikTok since the very beginning and I was so nervous and happy when both made it to their weigh offs and won!
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I double dog dare you.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you!!!
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
💚💚💚
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In progress
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Before
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dying my hair GREEN today. Will report back.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anyone on here enjoy climbing tall ladders and drilling things? I have a project I need help with that that will either require really really really really tall stilts, or someone who enjoys ladders in moderately precarious situations. Serious inquiries only. Willing to pay.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a Kacey Stan, it’s one of my least favorites. Also felt a bit tone deaf to have a “we can have a difference of opinions and still be friends” song right NOW of all times.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just woke up from a dream where as a child I had designed (and apparently made) a wedding dress that was so beautiful that Jennifer Aniston wanted to wear it and then I spent the rest of my life trying to chase that high..
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Kiki Burn It All Down Explosion
ALT: Kiki Burn It All Down Explosion
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Happy Halloween: Ghost Dog with Lantern
ALT: Happy Halloween: Ghost Dog with Lantern
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear friends, I will be sending out Halloween cards this week! If you have moved or are unsure whether I have your address, please send me a DM. 💖
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was very tempted!! I did write a letter including pictures and a rough estimate of how much I spent on candy and letting them know they’re gonna have some disappointed kids and parents if they don’t try even half as much as I did. We shall see if they rise to the challenge.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s prob the same playlist. Hahahaha.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What about an air purifier? It makes a white noise sound while also making the air quality better. 😂 Double whammy.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What about Union on the Hill? It’s one of my favorite lunch spots.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was me mid-Halloween party a few years back BLASTING a random Halloween Spotify mix I’d found for the whole block to hear when Kesha’s song Cannibal came on and i heard the word “anus” in a song for the first time along with about 100 children and their parents. 😂
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Mia Goth Confused
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very true!! I actually have no idea what I am doing for Halloween this year now that I have sold my house. I’ve been spiraling about it a bit.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love that. My boss actually was the one who took the Princess Fiona picture of me which is part of why I use it but I feel so silly every time I’m corresponding with anyone above him. 😂 Our CEO is pretty unserious himself so it’s not a big deal but I still feel a tiny bit silly sometimes
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve really got to get professional headshots taken. I cannot keep emailing my CEO and COO with me dressed as Princess Fiona from Shrek as my Teams photo and expect them to take me seriously. 😂
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you ever had their funnel cake fries? They’re actually quite tasty.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boop.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Went out to Cockrell Mercantile this weekend and grabbed some of these bourbon pecan toffees that are made in Lees Summit and they’re so good I could cry. I will not be sharing.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My parents both have had bouts of chronic kidney stones and they both now take these and swear by it. Not sure if it will help once you already have one but worth a shot for prevention. a.co/d/07GFN1i5
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There was a lady YAPPING during Golden Hour at the Kacey Musgraves concert the other night and I almost got up and smacked her.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weiner sighting on the plaza!
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I always sing it this way anytime it plays. I like her version too. 😂
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All My Exes Live In Texas, That’s Why I Hang My Hat In Missouriiiiiii.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Space Cowboy. 🪐
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re Going Down Smooth Like Mexico Honey. 🍯
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let’s Get A Little Rhinestoned. ✨
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Golden Hour
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dry Spell. 💦e
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everybody Wants to be A Cowboy. 🤠
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kacey Musgraves was perfect as always.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I saw Pete for like a quick flash as we were leaving and was bummed I didn’t see you! (I’m sure you were right there and I just missed you) But that was her best show yet.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You already know I had to buy myself a pair of Disco Balls. Now I’ve gotta go buy myself a pair of truck nuts to bedazzle and hang them from my Ford Escape.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Country concert drinking game: Take a shot every time you see someone wearing a cowboy hat backwards. 😂
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm in a bad girl good mood, wearing my gold hoops, lining my lips right now in the rear view. Baby, don't even play. 💋
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Breaking out my biggest and baddest of lashes for the Kacey Musgraves concert.
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Raeswae Cat with Dramatic Eyelashes
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes!! It’s not too late to get tickets! And happy early birthday!
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you!! We shall see how dedicated I am. Just doing the stars may kill me. 😂 It’s been awhile since I’ve done much bedazzling.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m currently bedazzling my hot pink shorts.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay, what is everyone where to the Kacey Musgraves concert in KC tomorrow night??
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gordon Ramsey is doing an episode of Kitchen Nightmares in my hometown next week at a restaurant I used to eat at all the time as a kid so that’s pretty wild.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Currently bullying one of my direct reports to take a week of PTO because we can only roll over 80 hours and I don’t want her to lose her time off. Middle management is fun.
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💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I’m finally ready to admit that in All Star by Smash Mouth I used to think the words were, “So what’s wrong with Nick and the Backstreets” as in Nick Carter and the Backstreet Boys and it was not until a few years ago that I learned that it’s “So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets?”
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