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Ash McGonigal

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The Creatively Maladjusted @tyrotcm.bsky.social · 29m
To put it bluntly, cows are covered in shit.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 5h
If you’re not from Missouri, you may not know that Eric Schmitt got his start in MAGA politics by suing public schools for mask mandates while their teachers died during a pandemic. The really strange thing? He never sued his own kids’ school for their mask mandate. He’s a piece of Schitt.
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 5h
There were six NBA games on Feb 3, 2024, in addition to 14 NCAA men's D1 games and 5 NCAA women's games. This is pretty normal Republican stuff. A baseless allegation that's meaningless if true, with equally ludicrous claims to support it.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 15h
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 5h
When I was young, California was a swing state. Then their Republican governor wrote a somewhat less horrific version the Trump immigration playbook.
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Neil A. Evans @neilevans.rocks · 5h
Why are so many folks still using substack, just start your own website... www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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Substack Has a Nazi Problem
The newsletter platform’s lax content moderation creates an opening for white nationalists eager to get their message out.
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 15h
The person claiming to have doxed Jane Doe in the Cornell rape case is Aidan Thompson, a groyper nazi who runs "AF Post" which he took over from Ali Alexander (who also once faced sexual assault allegations of his own). Thompson described himself as a "rape expert" in his videos leading up to this.
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Daniel J. Willis @bayareadata.press · 14h
I’m sorry, he’s FIVE YEARS younger than me? Dude looks like if Carl from Aqua Teen had an older brother on the sex offender registry.
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A People's Tribunal ⚖️ 🇵🇸 ⚖️ @canadastreet67.bsky.social · 15h
Golden advice I advise all young taxpayers citizening in offices to remember. Set boundaries.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 15h
Stop humping my desk
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 16h
I want at least two more seasons of the Richmond women's team #TedLasso
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cyber disposables @twen.bsky.social · 17h
Everyone asking “why haven’t we wiped out the the frats” needs to know every uni that tries has a hoard of these rapist shits flood the city and the uni with threats They wine and dine faculty to get them on side They bring this energy into town and scare the people who know what needs to be done
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
If you’d asked me to parody how silly and broken legal journalism is, I genuinely don’t think I could have come up with “so the best-known ‘nonpartisan’ Supreme Court outlet is now run by an ex-Trump DOJ flack who had her longtime personal friend Brett Kavanaugh officiate her wedding”
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The Conservative Takeover of SCOTUSblog Is Just What the Supreme Court Needed
SCOTUSblog used to cover the Supreme Court. Now, it cheers for it.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19h
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
kgw.com
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 18h
This long zoom is incredible. Kubrick could never.
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Billie Jean Sweeney @billiejsweeney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Transphobia, a U of Kansas prof told me, "is historically comparable to any point in history, when those in power are punching down at the weakest in society. When you concede to them these points, you’re conceding that it’s OK to punch down and letting them position themselves to ask for even more"
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 19h
"They did a thing, maybe it was the right thing to do at the time maybe it wasn't, but regardless between this and bombing iran we now have ironclad evidence a) the israeli govt are unmanageable and b) US MENA specialists are all gigantic dumdums" is the objectively correct take from mcgurkin it
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 18h
Ben Ryan remains an ethics scandal in a skin suit
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 19h
The greatest playoff performer in Atlanta Hawks history
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 19h
Seasoned beef, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and cheese.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 19h
PSA: Taco Bell’s Olivia Rodrigo Baja blast tastes like fizzy pink lemonade, so if you, like me and @ashmcgonigal.com, have always enjoyed pink lemonade but wished it were fizzy, your time is now!
The Taco Bell x Olivia Rodrigo x Baja Blast collab, with the cup that has a pic of Rodrigo with script around her saying “You seem pretty pink for a Baja Blast.”
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 19h
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 19h
I gave him some of the tortilla but then he went for the meat and got a tongue full of hot sauce. Then he ran off.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 19h
Joke was on James; Ash let him have a try but he wound up licking the fire sauce so then he ran away 😂
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 19h
Every time I get food I have to deal with this filthy beggar
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still no real change on this one, so we’re pretty sure it didn’t make it and no, that’s not opening up any womb twin survivor wounds for me at all, why do you ask?
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"
That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 29/09/2026
Ray Wylie Hubbard did not coin the term "endarkenment" for us not to use it
Ray Wylie Hubbard album cover showing the artist with a sword in his right hand and his own severed head in his left.

Album title is "A. Enlightenment, B. Endarkenment (Hint: There Is No C)
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 29/09/2026
In case this is an error and they correct it:
Skeet from The News & Observer:
@newsobserver.com

"The new business will join retailers like T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods in the shopping center by January."

Linked story has a picture of a balloon floating above a storm drain.

Hed: Raleigh's Falls Village shopping center will get a new business next year
Lede: The new business will join retailers like T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods in the shopping center by January.
& bit. ly
5:30 AM • Sep 29, 2026
Everybody can reply
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 29/09/2026
Finally some visionary has dared to bring discount clothes, home decor, and clown terror to one convenient location.
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 29/09/2026
I keep hearing this, but we elected Biden in no small part because of the botched COVID response and then he prematurely ended the emergency and we got... this. Seems like a retcon.
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 29/09/2026
I insist that the cost to Democratic politicians -- and all people, really -- for not loudly leaving Elon's Nazi/CSAM app is far greater than the potential benefits of staying.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His physical comedy was incredible.
Niles at the spa, wrapped head to toe in bandages, shuffling his way across the room.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I apologize to the author of every literary or movie scumbag I ever called unrealistically shitty.
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 29/09/2026
Captain Planet was a formative show for me because it started when I was 9 and ran for six years and it's the time I realized these villains were thinly drawn and no one actually behaves that way. 36 years later I call this attitude naivety.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And really, Frasier was brilliant because of the supporting cast. I doubt I’ll ever watch the revival simply because David Hyde Pierce isn’t in it. His portrayal of Niles elevated that show into something truly special.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finished watching the 11-season run of Cheers, and I’m just flabbergasted by how much better Frasier was. Cheers was a good show, I’m glad I watched it, but no individual episodes stand out, and I don’t think I’ll want to rewatch it. Frasier was absolutely brilliant (even if Grammer is a POS).
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 29/09/2026
He's supposed to be left? I always put him on the Glenn Beck/Alex Jones spectrum
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 29/09/2026
This might be my favorite version of the Star-Spangled Banner since Jimi Hendrix
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 28/09/2026
Incomplete list of things that do not have rights: Machines States Other inanimate objects/legal fictions.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its part of the reason younger dems like aoc and maxwell frost and others are so much more hard edged vs the gop than establishment dems. when aoc was 14, bush invaded iraq. for her entire life she's seen gop going buck wild and then try to tear down a dem president. they know its war
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Matthew Borus @matthewborus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the movie Office Space took place today, Peter, Michael, and Samir could just say that they didn’t mean to steal all that money—their AI agents went rogue. Though they might have to be tech billionaires, not lowly software engineers, for that excuse to work. 
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 28/09/2026
*a move that is brazenly unconstitutional
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 28/09/2026
Will I be able to see the explosion from Kansas?
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 28/09/2026
Yeah I think it's just the one reaction
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 28/09/2026
"Fuck off you stupid fucking robot"
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i felt it was missing something
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 28/09/2026
This is like a map of my brain
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