Sign in

Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge

@ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social
47 followers 46 following 1.7K posts

vanity is a virtue if you really are that good. it/they/She. 23. collectively known as bridge what are we but the sum of the marks we leave on eachother? listen to my one song: brivalia.bandcamp.com

PostsRepliesMedia
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 3h
(realizes that scheduling is something I am horrible at and need to get better at). how many girls am I making out with this weekend
000
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 8h
hunter
110122
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 18h
Completed.
Screenshot of Armored Core 6. There is a post-mission popup on screen which states:
"Certification: Perfect Mercenary
You have competed every mission with an S Rank Rating"A close up of my mech, with a sticker on the right thigh that says "Perfect Mercenary", a reward for completing all missions with S Ranks
180
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 22h
two missions away from all S Ranks in ac6. grid 086 and destroy the drive block. for some inexplicable reason the grid 086 s rank is just. abnormally hard. and the destroy the drive block is me having a skill issue. I will overcome
160
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think since our differences are irreconcilable through talking it out we should have a high emotion giant robot fight about it. in outer space
212844
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 17/06/2026
preening 😇😈 (repost)
144342823
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we love pharmacies literally being incapable of doing the one thing they exist for. “yea sorry we don’t have that. go find it somewhere else. no you can’t transfer it to a different location just talk to your provider”
100
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my desire to meter the usage of my wrists vs the fact that ac6 is a horrifically addictive game and I am like 3 missions away from all S ranks and 100%ing the game
000
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
kai ⚖️ 2-4 '94 @kazehai.com · 05/10/2026
220442
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
god I love this so much. adorable faces all throughout
050
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
messy eater
121097342
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
SplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(cw: blood) Owie arrow
Drawing of a woman in some light armor with an arrow in her shoulder, wincing as she grasps it with one arm as blood seeps down her arm.
10664144
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Ollie ➤ MCM London P-14 @oshetart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Oct. 3rd, here's my wife (again) to celebrate #FMADay
Lust from the series Fullmetal Alchemist
117280
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been informed the bags under my eyes are “very cutes” and “hot” and I do not understand at all
030
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you know, I could show off the wonderful marks my daughters left tonight…
010
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think I was prepared to hear my daughter saying “HARRY DU BOIS” in an evrart claire impression during sex but given the way things were going I should’ve braced myself
000
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do understand that getting mad about this is. whatever. but I can at least be mildly annoyed that roommate is having an incredibly loud conversation with their mother on speakerphone in the shared space and has been doing so for 45 minutes
110
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I finished the lineart for this picture: Arrow'd 💘
254859854
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I deserve fangs
030
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ouchieeee
136493
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
17553621061
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every once in a while gundam unicorn comes in conversation and I have to stop myself from referencing a tumblr post with like ~400 reblogs because it’s that good
Tumblr post by user toskarin on may 30 2024:

“they’re making me take lessons after I drove innovatively. written portion. easy.

I get to the yes/no section and see the question “was char aznable right.” I shake my head. that trick isn’t going to work this time. I look down to the next question. “was char aznable correct””

OP replied later that day:

“I stand up to leave, but two burly men in gundam unicorn shirts step in front of the door”
110
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh god I’m getting the urge to write music again that’s not a good sign for my mental state
120
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is an instant classic quote graphic
6954283
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🐍it might have been some kind of sick joke to make the second most consistent front trigger in the entire system be I show up whenever we get a headache. it feels like Bridge explicitly playing a prank on me. dickhead.
000
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's a "tell my friends I love them" kinda night
120
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you know when I started applying to internships over the summer for civil engineering it never appeared to me that I might actually have to Respond To An Email to Set Up An Interview. like what the fuck.
110
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sex
my two guitars, set up on a new rack in my room.
011
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do want to take credit for fucking nailing a show rec to someone but unfortunately the show in question is akiba maid war and said person is lydia so this is basically doing victory laps over breathing. that show fucking has it.
010
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Oral fixation... 🐐💦✨ Pencil sketch, touched up digitally. #OC #nsfwart #pinup #sketchbook
Grayscale pencil drawing of Kettle, the cute albino goat girl. She's laying on her back on a mattress, facing the viewer upside down with her mouth gently opened as if in invitation. Her blushing face has an expression of eager anticipation. The room is visibly steamy and she is sweating slightly (as she often does; she has hyperhidrosis). 
She has goat horns and fuzzy goat ears, and white tangled hair which is cascading underneath her head. Laced thigh-high stockings cover her otherwise furry legs. Her oversized button-up shirt is entirely open, and the small cute top she's wearing underneath has nipples visibly poking through. She is wearing a small white choker. 
It's almost as if she's asking you to break it.
21282198
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Celestial Fang 🩸 Artist @celestialfang.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Toxic yuri for @idkwhat.bsky.social
41188277
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the vanity cycle hit hard this week.
120
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this user is suffering a severe defficiency of girls* duct taped to a chair
120
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Tallyho! 🔞 (Comms: Waitlist!) @tallyhoe221.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What have we here...? #Comm ‼️
132484
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Herheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Claymore #クレイモア
11157343
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wait did moderation shoot 6416 what the fuck
100
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
161435402
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
monlopolo.bsky.social @monlopolo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1352106
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we should kill people
000
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
lillIIiIIliIll @zelmike.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
手
0159
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
120049
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
タカハラ ヰロハ @yellowhlnch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
0928/26
01298341
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
taking off my new leather trench coat and my boots at the end of yesterday and lying down in bed is an emotional release that might never be matched again.
010
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1:1
104980811
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
Dayyo @daydarion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Surprise Rhea
61361212
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
note: Corvine Mistress Bridge is vulnerable to costco vodka and lemonade. this is because I am literally 23 years old
370
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gender affirming whiteclaw
010
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a story of how my afternoon has gone
my sunglasses, with the right hinge broken off from an unfortunate “ass too fat” incidenta set of precision screwdrivers, tweezers, screws, nuts and washers tailored for working with glasses. 

my dad had these within reach at his desk when I asked him if he knew where any small screwdrivers were, saying “oh I have just the thing” and “look at this bad boy”. yes I’m at my parents house, yes I am looking forward to three hours from now where I won’tmy sunglasses, with a slightly ill-fitted replacement for the broken hinge. they match eachother at least
120
Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lrt: you have no idea how much of a chuunibyou awakening quattro bajeena was for me
010
Reposted by Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge
👻 All Ellas Eve 👻 Evie's Strongest Sister @moonstruckella.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
61637586