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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge

@ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social
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vanity is a virtue if you really are that good. it/they/She. 23. collectively known as bridge what are we but the sum of the marks we leave on eachother? listen to my one song: brivalia.bandcamp.com

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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“let people enjoy things” is a useful axiom to avoid getting into useless arguments. but some of yall are so fucking stupid I swear to god
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(realizes that scheduling is something I am horrible at and need to get better at). how many girls am I making out with this weekend
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m fine admitting when I’m out of my league, pvp in this game isn’t something I have much time in. I just think it’d be fun.
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hunter
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
<3 well. good luck on that one. I've got a few people gunning for my head, but, between us, the only one that's got a snowball's chance in hell is @starrykniight.bsky.social
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
some time sure. I think I'm gonna take a bit of a break, esp because I leave for roundhouse in a day and a half. but next week most likely, assuming I'm not dead by then on account of too much being social.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would like to thank @livvywivvyy.bsky.social and @drone6416.bsky.social for being enough of a pervert about this game to get me to finally boot back up and about a month later and 40 hours in, this very quickly cemented as one of my favorite games ever. we should spar sometime.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's my most frequent setup for most of this, if anyone was curious. The shoulder weapons would be switched out incredibly frequently, though my most common were the laser dagger and the pile bunker, and the missiles were whatever I could fit under load.
The AC6 Assembly Screen of my mech, Dive, a slim black, teal and blue colored build.
Assembly:
R-Arm: SG-027 Zimmerman
L-Arm: LR-037 Harris
R-Back: BML-G1/P07VTC-12
L-Back: VP-67LD

Head: EL-PH-00 Alba
Core: EL-TC-10 Firmeza
Arms: Nachtrieher/46E
Legs: EL-TL-10 Firmeza

Booster: Alula/21E
FCS: FC-008 Talbot
Generator: DF-GN-06 MING-TANG

Expansion: Pulse Armor

AC Specs:
AP: 8710
Defensive Performance: 1036
Altitude Stability: 1632
Boost Speed: 372
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Completed.
Screenshot of Armored Core 6. There is a post-mission popup on screen which states:
"Certification: Perfect Mercenary
You have competed every mission with an S Rank Rating"A close up of my mech, with a sticker on the right thigh that says "Perfect Mercenary", a reward for completing all missions with S Ranks
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
on guitar break for wrists and I have a wip thats been hanging because of it and I might kill someone about it.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yup that one took an extra attempt and I definitely stared at the results screen and tilted my head like “what do you mean A”
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
two missions away from all S Ranks in ac6. grid 086 and destroy the drive block. for some inexplicable reason the grid 086 s rank is just. abnormally hard. and the destroy the drive block is me having a skill issue. I will overcome
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think since our differences are irreconcilable through talking it out we should have a high emotion giant robot fight about it. in outer space
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 17/06/2026
preening 😇😈 (repost)
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m leaving the state in two days. my valerate has been delayed for a week to the point I don’t have enough for a shot on thursday. also they just. refuse to fill ritalin. it’s a real fucking annoying time right now.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we love pharmacies literally being incapable of doing the one thing they exist for. “yea sorry we don’t have that. go find it somewhere else. no you can’t transfer it to a different location just talk to your provider”
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my desire to meter the usage of my wrists vs the fact that ac6 is a horrifically addictive game and I am like 3 missions away from all S ranks and 100%ing the game
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
for what it’s worth, when I say “we should kill people” I usually mean either summary execution or ritual disembowelment, and I don’t particularly want to fuck the former but I can respect it
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh no I’m very aware we have discussed this ad nauseum I just chose to imagine the afterglow wore off
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
really really funny contrast with the cis lesbian chaser post yesterday
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kai ⚖️ 2-4 '94 @kazehai.com · 05/10/2026
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have so many questions and I dont think I want any of them answered. what the fuck happened
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
god I love this so much. adorable faces all throughout
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
messy eater
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sorry everyone I had to kill livvy before she earnestly expressed an opinion instead of being coy and inflammatory about it. apologies for any inconvenience.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(said as someone who also deals with this sort of thing) the inter-system happenings you post about always fill me with some strange mixture of respect, horror, and just. laughter. wonderful stories.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
guitar break is going poorly I take it
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
welcome back my friend
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did get the comment “overworked mom. more likely to take it out on me” from my daughter, if that does anything for you
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SplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(cw: blood) Owie arrow
Drawing of a woman in some light armor with an arrow in her shoulder, wincing as she grasps it with one arm as blood seeps down her arm.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know why people do this! I’ve had these forever and I don’t understand at all
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Ollie ➤ MCM London P-14 @oshetart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Oct. 3rd, here's my wife (again) to celebrate #FMADay
Lust from the series Fullmetal Alchemist
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been informed the bags under my eyes are “very cutes” and “hot” and I do not understand at all
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you know, I could show off the wonderful marks my daughters left tonight…
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think I was prepared to hear my daughter saying “HARRY DU BOIS” in an evrart claire impression during sex but given the way things were going I should’ve braced myself
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and *that* is where this all comes from. you're forgiven olive. I do think you have it in you somewhere to stand up to me, but well. I guess it's just not the thing you want most.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you're going to be so derisive in how you refer to me, against the title you ought to use, I thought I'd return the favor~ think of it as hazing if you really want to bridge that gap.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sure pup, whatever you say (:
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what I was going to say to you, olive, is that I think she has called me as such two or three times. so I've got some bad news.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
olive...
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do understand that getting mad about this is. whatever. but I can at least be mildly annoyed that roommate is having an incredibly loud conversation with their mother on speakerphone in the shared space and has been doing so for 45 minutes
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I finished the lineart for this picture: Arrow'd 💘
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I should probably start counting things that don't increment this
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
another tally in the "downstream of the misogyny kink" column
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I deserve fangs
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the problem is that I am ideologically opposed to controller games for ones that have even functioning kb+m. nothing in life makes me more angry than waiting 3 seconds to turn around. I blame counter strike.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
legit. I play competitive fighting games, am a student that takes handwritten notes near exclusively, am a guitar player. I really, really need hobbies that don't kill my wrists but literally nothing else compares.
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YEP. I am explicitly taking a few days off after the Bridge Taps Off More Than They Can Chew incident. so. same boat.
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ouchieeee
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Endless Vanity, Corvine Mistress Bridge @ashimmeringcrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
whoops
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