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And this lad from an old series of the apprentice

We’ll always have the Chelsea 4-1 game when two spurs players got sent off and he played the highest line that’s ever been played. My favourite non-palace premier league game for a long time.

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don't think this fits with a team that aren't planning on being in europe #cpfc

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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Gonna find out if I had a vision

Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

The idea that Textor 'paid' for anything remains so prevalent among so many of our fans but it's wrong. He invested in the club, he took a massive cut of the club, he'll make a shit load of money when he sells. He didn't put his hands in his pockets for anything other than shares. #cpfc

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Also Kent Council’s budget is 2.6 BILLION so even if it was true, £2.8m of fraud is just about 0.001%.

Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Literally just turned on the radio 😭

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

A year since I randomly became a political firebrand for a day and decided to never vote Labour again in support of the great Faiza Shaheen. Couldn’t resist getting a Palace mention in there too! #UKLabour

Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Feel like this shit 'joke' that's causing hysteria on X is no more the sort of thing father-in-laws or that one prick that everyone has on their group chats would send. What gets me is he'd never send it if a Muslim was driving the car, he'd be sending love to Liverpool and calling for deportations

Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

C'mon Nav, you've got to be on a wind up now. If he didn't score those two goals against Wolves, we'd have never even had a chance of finishing 11th. He should have made a much better connection but you're making it sound like this was a miss from one yard out ffs

Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Excited to see that Starmer buttering up the right wing press over the last two years has paid off completely

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

A local, community focused club that celebrates its South London roots, just beat one of the richest teams in the world who have petro-billions behind them in the FA Cup final 👍

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Some of us always knew with Mateta

Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

If you see this, post a beach photo from your phone.

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

It’s a problem when the lines are all over the place though. Why is his sleeve showing in bold and offside when it’s clearly not in line with the defender’s foot/arm? The pitch lines seem to correspond to the defender’s foot and Mateta’s elbow but Mateta’s elbow can’t score a goal. It’s a mess.

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Messed up thing about this season is that for ages it’s felt like we win a lot of games and don’t lose many but we’ve only won 12 - those first 8 games have messed my head up as our form for such a long time is so much better than our position now. If we still had those first 8 games to play… #cpfc

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

This is such an annoying zombie fact and Aarons repeating it must be agenda driven. Parish does not have the ‘casting vote’. They have equal votes, H&B vote as one and give their vote to SP. SP couldn’t overrule H&B plus Textor if they all wanted to stop a suicidal choice, could he ffs #cpfc

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Defies logic because if you upgraded to a gold membership, you had to do it prior to the semi final. Did we really have 14,000 gold members? I think they accidentally let the gold upgraders from after the semi in today

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Anyone got official numbers of ST holders and members at Palace because it appears we had about 14,000 gold members prior to getting into the final? Something’s gone wrong hasn’t it? #CPFC

Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

They later go on to incorrectly call Irvine Welsh a Gen Xer but I think you've just completely misunderstood this passage tbh They're saying that they were bought up by Gen Xer and were into the stuff they were into, not that everything they like was created by a Gen Xer.

Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

This is the post that the author removed - I don’t think I’ve said anything crazy or rude here.

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

The average American is faced with 3.5 pounds of chlorinated chicken a year. The average European is faced with… None

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Ed Aarons keeping up his weekly Textor propaganda I see #cpfc

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I got the worst Chinese ever when I got home last night 😭

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Crazy that the bloke who is professionally wrong all the time has another wildly bad take

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Not a film but a TV show that takes place where I’m from