Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Finding myself doomscrolling more and more these days and gradually going on twitter more and more which is really not great for the old Mental H. Going to log off and delete the apps for as long as I can… Hope I’m not posting again in 48 hours 👋 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 06/07/2025With this Grok update, I just wanna say it’s very cool that Elon is setting up a political party that represents the views of the 80% of us in the centre 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 05/07/2025What Donald Trump has done to these people’s souls can never be repaired. They’re celebrating concentration camps and we’re supposed to act like they’re normal people with normal lives. 020
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Is there a band with as much of a quality gap between their best song and literally the rest of their songs as the Big Special’s Black Dog/White Horse and everything else? Can’t be many more bands where they have one amazing song and the rest are complete dog shit 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2025This article is so funny. It says he’s poor because everything is so expensive but then goes on to show that, of his almost £6000 take home salary a month, he has almost £2000 to spend after food, housing AND going out. 220
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I’ll be honest, at this point I don’t think I ever accept an American person slagging off our shithole country ever again. 010
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025UEFA must feel we have broken the rules then because what's going on with Lyon would be utterly irrelevant, had we not #cpfc 100
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Well I think we can say with certainty that UEFA don't feel they can argue that we have broken any explicit rules. 24 days after our meeting and no answer is shambolic. #CPFC 010
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025What time is the decision getting leaked to journalists before the UEFA announcement, then? #cpfc 100
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025The Euro U21s is completely meaningless if Nick Woltemade is allowed to steamroll every team at 23 years old and with 100 club appearances under his belt. Don’t care about the stupid reasons why he’s allowed in - he made his first team debut 5 years ago! 200
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025it's actually doing my head in a bit that UEFA haven't decided on Palace yet. A complete embarrassment that it's taking this long to ascertain whether we have broken the rules and can only mean we could be punished on the minutest of technicalities. If it was clear cut, it would be done by now #cpfc 260
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Phenomenal work. It’s absolutely insane, the levels the Democrats have gone to try and smear and destroy Zohran and back the sex pest candidate that was supported by all the very worst racists and anti-semites you can think of, just because he is a socialist Muslim. 010
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Does this mean Lyon now technically finished in the relegation zone last season and their league place is invalid? #cpfc 110
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Realistically, you gotta be kinda thick if you think you can force half the Labour Party to sign up to cuts for too long before they decide they’ve had enough 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025What are the odds on H&B selling up to Johnson within a year or two and Parish being out? #CPFC 200
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I get the sentiment but I find these posts infuriating - what you’ve just described is by design. There is no money for meals on wheels *because* they spend it on weapons. The UK is upping defence spending at the same time as removing disability benefits to pay for it. It’s not an accident. 031
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Bloke came to our capital city, was approached by only three homeless people in his entire time here and he thinks this is evidence of societal decay! 130
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Textor’s investment helped us rejuvenate the squad and he doubled his money in four years so I’d say that we both did pretty well out of it all in the end. If the reports are true, I’m glad Textor’s finally gone and I think I just about trust Parish not to fuck up with Woody Johnson #cpfc 040
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025One type of person I’m absolutely certain Parish won’t have a problem getting into bed with is a racist Trump fan 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 22/06/2025@davidpreece.bsky.social surely this is one of the worst walls of all time? 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Hadn’t even heard of this bloke until a few months ago but the fascists in the US government have somehow managed to turn him into the coolest mfer on the planet. Good job all round, I’d say. 020
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I was pretty extremely pro choice on this until MPs started debating it and now I think I am completely the other way. 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Seeing loads of posts from Liverpool fans on twitter saying that Guehi - with 130+ premier league appearances, an FA Cup winner's medal, 23 England caps, major tournament experience - will be signed to sit on the bench and settle for a season, in a world cup year. These people are mental. #cpfc 260
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Not the point at all but seeing Ebs in this very serious tweet with senior politicians and A Listers is mad. We are massive. #CPFC 040
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Looks like this is moving. Really don't think we'd be able to persuade him without Europe... 👀 #cpfc 020
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Very funny to be warning about being on Farage’s side for this thing, when it is Labour policy to be on Farage’s side for quite a lot of other things 010
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 18/06/2025The speed that trans people have gone from minding their own business and getting on with their lives, to having their entire existence questioned, and then having it stripped away is unbearable. 🏳️⚧️ 020
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 18/06/2025100% of right wing grievance is that normal people don't like them so they want normal people to be forced to be nice to them. 110
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Just saw a pre-teen girl rocking a full Palace kit in a park in Chingford. We. Are. Massive. #CPFC 160
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Can’t wait for the findings to be ‘young girls were ignored by the institutions that were meant to support them but there’s no evidence any particular religion, race or nationality was more guilty of the abuse than others - it is a male violence problem’ and the right absolutely losing their shit 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Was on the next carriage over from Neil Morrisey on the way to the FA Cup final. I also walked past him at Baker Street in 2013 at the play off final. If I see Neil Morrisey when we’re playing at Wembley, we win. If I don’t, we lose. This is science. #CPFC 050
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Would rather the Qataris than some bloke who’s name sounds like a twee way of avoiding saying the word erection 120
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I think an under rated prospect for next summer is Palace getting big money for Ismaila Sarr if he has a season like he just did for us. Has been highly rated for years and will be about to hit his 'peak' in a world cup year so could well be on a lot of clubs radars #cpfc 010
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Matt Goodwin using 'NPCs' is the surest sign he's just got a completely melted brain from being online too much 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 10/06/2025personally I wouldn't be scolding others for making jokes about other people's weight when I was happy to do it in my late 20's/30's - I don't think you can claim to have 'grown up' since then either tbh. #cpfc 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The man responsible for upholding the independence of the BBC is a fully paid up Tory who is actively hostile to Labour. The Director General is a Tory. I really don’t understand Labour’s obsession with allowing bad actors to dictate how they behave. Bonkers. 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Before my son was born in October 2023, I got really into running and did my first 10k but after that I really struggled to find the time to get out while juggling looking after two kids and having the aches and pains of a 40 year old. So I’m absolutely chuffed with this - have never gone faster. 000
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 09/06/2025It’s true guys, Trump’s just begging for a way for this to de-escalate and 100% wouldn’t invent any pretext to do it anyway 010
Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 08/06/2025These people just want it all to look like the status quo is being maintained. They don’t actually care if people are being oppressed or disappeared - they’d just rather it all happened a bit more quietly. 000