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@ashherbert.bsky.social
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Super sexy, dad, palace fan. Known for my exuberance, raw power, and my punctuality.

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Finding myself doomscrolling more and more these days and gradually going on twitter more and more which is really not great for the old Mental H. Going to log off and delete the apps for as long as I can… Hope I’m not posting again in 48 hours 👋
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Can’t leave out Jack Monroe
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
With this Grok update, I just wanna say it’s very cool that Elon is setting up a political party that represents the views of the 80% of us in the centre
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
What Donald Trump has done to these people’s souls can never be repaired. They’re celebrating concentration camps and we’re supposed to act like they’re normal people with normal lives.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Is there a band with as much of a quality gap between their best song and literally the rest of their songs as the Big Special’s Black Dog/White Horse and everything else? Can’t be many more bands where they have one amazing song and the rest are complete dog shit
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This article is so funny. It says he’s poor because everything is so expensive but then goes on to show that, of his almost £6000 take home salary a month, he has almost £2000 to spend after food, housing AND going out.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’ll be honest, at this point I don’t think I ever accept an American person slagging off our shithole country ever again.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Let’s goooooo
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
UEFA must feel we have broken the rules then because what's going on with Lyon would be utterly irrelevant, had we not #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Yeah we want to win the argument, John
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Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Well I think we can say with certainty that UEFA don't feel they can argue that we have broken any explicit rules. 24 days after our meeting and no answer is shambolic. #CPFC
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
What time is the decision getting leaked to journalists before the UEFA announcement, then? #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The Euro U21s is completely meaningless if Nick Woltemade is allowed to steamroll every team at 23 years old and with 100 club appearances under his belt. Don’t care about the stupid reasons why he’s allowed in - he made his first team debut 5 years ago!
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
it's actually doing my head in a bit that UEFA haven't decided on Palace yet. A complete embarrassment that it's taking this long to ascertain whether we have broken the rules and can only mean we could be punished on the minutest of technicalities. If it was clear cut, it would be done by now #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mad that there is zero exaggeration in this post
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Phenomenal work. It’s absolutely insane, the levels the Democrats have gone to try and smear and destroy Zohran and back the sex pest candidate that was supported by all the very worst racists and anti-semites you can think of, just because he is a socialist Muslim.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Does this mean Lyon now technically finished in the relegation zone last season and their league place is invalid? #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Realistically, you gotta be kinda thick if you think you can force half the Labour Party to sign up to cuts for too long before they decide they’ve had enough
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What are the odds on H&B selling up to Johnson within a year or two and Parish being out? #CPFC
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I get the sentiment but I find these posts infuriating - what you’ve just described is by design. There is no money for meals on wheels *because* they spend it on weapons. The UK is upping defence spending at the same time as removing disability benefits to pay for it. It’s not an accident.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Bloke came to our capital city, was approached by only three homeless people in his entire time here and he thinks this is evidence of societal decay!
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Textor’s investment helped us rejuvenate the squad and he doubled his money in four years so I’d say that we both did pretty well out of it all in the end. If the reports are true, I’m glad Textor’s finally gone and I think I just about trust Parish not to fuck up with Woody Johnson #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
One type of person I’m absolutely certain Parish won’t have a problem getting into bed with is a racist Trump fan
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
@davidpreece.bsky.social surely this is one of the worst walls of all time?
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Hadn’t even heard of this bloke until a few months ago but the fascists in the US government have somehow managed to turn him into the coolest mfer on the planet. Good job all round, I’d say.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I was pretty extremely pro choice on this until MPs started debating it and now I think I am completely the other way.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Seeing loads of posts from Liverpool fans on twitter saying that Guehi - with 130+ premier league appearances, an FA Cup winner's medal, 23 England caps, major tournament experience - will be signed to sit on the bench and settle for a season, in a world cup year. These people are mental. #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Not the point at all but seeing Ebs in this very serious tweet with senior politicians and A Listers is mad. We are massive. #CPFC
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Looks like this is moving. Really don't think we'd be able to persuade him without Europe... 👀 #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Very funny to be warning about being on Farage’s side for this thing, when it is Labour policy to be on Farage’s side for quite a lot of other things
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The speed that trans people have gone from minding their own business and getting on with their lives, to having their entire existence questioned, and then having it stripped away is unbearable. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
100% of right wing grievance is that normal people don't like them so they want normal people to be forced to be nice to them.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Brazil would like a word Alexi
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Just saw a pre-teen girl rocking a full Palace kit in a park in Chingford. We. Are. Massive. #CPFC
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Can’t wait for the findings to be ‘young girls were ignored by the institutions that were meant to support them but there’s no evidence any particular religion, race or nationality was more guilty of the abuse than others - it is a male violence problem’ and the right absolutely losing their shit
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Me having a swim in the local pool
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Was on the next carriage over from Neil Morrisey on the way to the FA Cup final. I also walked past him at Baker Street in 2013 at the play off final. If I see Neil Morrisey when we’re playing at Wembley, we win. If I don’t, we lose. This is science. #CPFC
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Would rather the Qataris than some bloke who’s name sounds like a twee way of avoiding saying the word erection
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I think an under rated prospect for next summer is Palace getting big money for Ismaila Sarr if he has a season like he just did for us. Has been highly rated for years and will be about to hit his 'peak' in a world cup year so could well be on a lot of clubs radars #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Teams meeting presentation
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Became a father of three today
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Matt Goodwin using 'NPCs' is the surest sign he's just got a completely melted brain from being online too much
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
personally I wouldn't be scolding others for making jokes about other people's weight when I was happy to do it in my late 20's/30's - I don't think you can claim to have 'grown up' since then either tbh. #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The man responsible for upholding the independence of the BBC is a fully paid up Tory who is actively hostile to Labour. The Director General is a Tory. I really don’t understand Labour’s obsession with allowing bad actors to dictate how they behave. Bonkers.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Before my son was born in October 2023, I got really into running and did my first 10k but after that I really struggled to find the time to get out while juggling looking after two kids and having the aches and pains of a 40 year old. So I’m absolutely chuffed with this - have never gone faster.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It’s true guys, Trump’s just begging for a way for this to de-escalate and 100% wouldn’t invent any pretext to do it anyway
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
These people just want it all to look like the status quo is being maintained. They don’t actually care if people are being oppressed or disappeared - they’d just rather it all happened a bit more quietly.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Ange to be Palace manager in 2026 then #cpfc
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