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Ash

@ashherbert.bsky.social
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Super sexy, dad, palace fan. Known for my exuberance, raw power, and my punctuality.

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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Finding myself doomscrolling more and more these days and gradually going on twitter more and more which is really not great for the old Mental H. Going to log off and delete the apps for as long as I can… Hope I’m not posting again in 48 hours 👋
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Pretty sure he’s done that ‘comedy unleashed’ rightwing comedy night that the Tatiana McGrath bellend hosts, so you might be in for a couple of ‘trans people, eh?’ gags
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Could have left out ‘part of’ there!
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Can’t leave out Jack Monroe
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
With this Grok update, I just wanna say it’s very cool that Elon is setting up a political party that represents the views of the 80% of us in the centre
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
But I’m serious. There’s no radicalised left in the UK that is any more radical than before and the only way you could possibly convince yourself that there was one, would be if you you spend all day slurping up Libs of TikTok content
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Yes, that you need to log off
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
You really need to log off every now then, your brain has turned to mush
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Morison town is also great
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
What Donald Trump has done to these people’s souls can never be repaired. They’re celebrating concentration camps and we’re supposed to act like they’re normal people with normal lives.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Is there a band with as much of a quality gap between their best song and literally the rest of their songs as the Big Special’s Black Dog/White Horse and everything else? Can’t be many more bands where they have one amazing song and the rest are complete dog shit
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Don't worry, Smith and Brook to get double hundreds now
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
just got married too, fucking hell
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I'm not writing a peer reviewed essay, Nav, it's a silly little post on social media. I'm allowed to exaggerate for effect.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
He’s also got a new girlfriend and if she moves in, all of those costs will be cut in half so I dunno mate, you seem alright to me.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This article is so funny. It says he’s poor because everything is so expensive but then goes on to show that, of his almost £6000 take home salary a month, he has almost £2000 to spend after food, housing AND going out.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Merv Hughes
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
So instead of properly funding a service which could've freed up a bed for someone who needed it and given my Dad his life back, he had to wait in hospital which cost even more money. How do the gov not see that removing independence from people causes more costly reliance on the state, not less?
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Not directly adjacent but my Dad was in hospital with diabetes related issues a few weeks ago and he couldn't leave even though he was better, because he needed antibiotics administered via IV once a day for two further weeks and there was no care at home availability to have it at home
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I am so excited to go for a run in this rain after three weeks of getting cooked
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’ll be honest, at this point I don’t think I ever accept an American person slagging off our shithole country ever again.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I remember avoiding places like Balham when I was a kid because it was too grim 😂
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Let’s goooooo
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I would love to have lived in a world where Trump and Farage were ignored
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
🙏
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Yeah not having a go, it just feels to me that if Lyon win their appeal, then we have no chance so was interested in your hope process
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Out of interest then, what do you think the justification for keeping us in the Europa League after waiting for Lyon's appeal would be if they win and are allowed back in to League 1?
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Mad that Textor will have nothing to do with the running of both clubs by the time the competition starts, but because of a stupid arbitrary 1st March date that only came in this year and will probably get pushed back to June next year, we're fucked
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Yeah there's definitely that. I think they believe we have broken the rules so this is them swerving it but the longer it goes on, the harder it will be for us to appeal.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
have a feeling they're kicking the can down the road and not wanting to make a decision until the very last minute to not give us or Forest a chance to appeal to CAS on the ruling #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
UEFA must feel we have broken the rules then because what's going on with Lyon would be utterly irrelevant, had we not #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
another one to put in the ITK bin then
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
However, if something that someone said would happen within a certain month doesn’t happen…
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
It’s really easy to dual post between both apps so they don’t even have to do the work twice - annoying that they don’t just see it as an opportunity to post the same shit to more people. Finding myself on twitter so much more lately which is annoying
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Yeah we want to win the argument, John
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
You may not
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Every now and then she sounds like she’s singing live - this song sounds live to me but the first two tracks she definitely didn’t sing a word
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
And their ‘seasoning’
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It’s the most dishonest ‘admitting’ his mistake possible, designed purely to try and appeal to liberals - had his nasty speech worked and moved the polls positively, there is zero chance he would be admitting regretting it now; he would be championing how much it worked.
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Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I saw Slow Club at The Social about 10 years ago and she gave me and my wife about ten drinks tokens, so for that reason alone I’m chuffed she’s doing so well
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Well I think we can say with certainty that UEFA don't feel they can argue that we have broken any explicit rules. 24 days after our meeting and no answer is shambolic. #CPFC
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
And no kids sizes by the looks of it
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Could do with it being that early - can’t be dealing with it dragging into the afternoon
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
What time is the decision getting leaked to journalists before the UEFA announcement, then? #cpfc
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
he's also got a nasty habit of just thinking the electorate are so thick that we can be told anything and we'll buy it. That the 'tory black hole' needed to be filled pretty much that day else the country wouldn't be able to keep the lights on, that disability cuts are actually needed reforms...
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Why are you assuming there's due process being followed? The only communication we've had from UEFA is that the decision would be 'in June'. That's it. Drogheda were kicked out 2 weeks ago so their 'due process' happened two weeks quicker than ours for no reason or, Occam's Razor, I'm right.
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Going for a poo and not having to put them in their cot or take them in with you 🙌
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The French players shouldn’t be there either dummy
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Ash @ashherbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
👍
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