Reposted by Ashleymaya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 23/08/2026pink kate spade pet bowl with “more please” written on it 2235
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 26/08/2026How much prep time does the grinch get is the question here 100
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Mike Myers Cat in the Hat vs Jim Carreys grinch who would win 000
Reposted by AshleyChloe 🌹, fractal femme @lunarweasel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The best kinks are the ones you low key don't want to be into. "I don't want to want this but it's turning me on too much to stop" is such an intoxicating headspace to be in 21606145
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Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I just pissed on a train without having to remove my pantsuit. Point 1 for team girl penis 000
Reposted by AshleyGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i want to be 200 pounds and i want a day off 7602
Reposted by AshleyGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026they should make heavy cream free for women 49711
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Gray asexual specifically (this is important for you to get what I mean) 010
Reposted by Ashleywillow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 21/06/2026women weren't meant to suffer they were meant to hang out together in big tshirts and cute underwear in bed 51068268
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Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 16/05/2026You have to tell me if my ass looks good in this skirt. Theyre going to imprison you if you dont 020
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Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Using a strap as a trans girl. Call these my twin towers. 030
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Had a nightmare they made grown ups 3. Scariest part? It was good. 000
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If ghost rider rode me would I turn into a flaming skeleton? Would i like get taller? Or would i painfully bend and stretch into the size and shape of a motorcycle? More importantly how many people would get off on it? 000
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Reposted by AshleyEmily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I hate how facebook marketplace overtook craigslist as the place to sell used goods in many areas. I don't want to use any meta products, but having to ask a friend or family member to look at marketplace on their phone feels bad 191
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Now that its indisputable that modern beauty standards for women are rooted in pedophilia when does my dysphoria about body hair go away 010
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Me: I dont get why tech bros are so condescending My co worker: I mean cmon its just dot com 000
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Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Im curious to know where all the people salty about bad bunny were when despacito happened 010
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Old lady avoid wearing sunglasses indoors challenge impossible 010
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I wonder if the active member of a plural system of 3+ people refers to their others as Chat. I would if it were me probably 000
Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Guy at work said ill never be a girl right after telling me Joe Biden was killed years ago and replaced with a robot. Like ok man, im clearly yhe delusional one here 010
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Ashley @ashes2ashleys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Would intox play be more or less awesome if I just spoke in YouTube poop when I got high? 120
