iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

do you ever start talking really fast because you're pretty sure other people have had the same conversation before and you don't want to waste time having it again

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i am looking respectfully (imagining you in 8 layers of clothes, mostly various mime outfits)

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

inner automorphism? oh yes i would love to be in her automorphism............

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

you can send any particles straight through the earth, not just neutrinos, but you have to send enough to destroy everything in the way (you'll want to use udp because the person you're sending to might be too exploded to complete a tcp handshake and unfortunately there might be some packet loss)

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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

a woman without a dick is like a woman. who doesnt have a penis

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

trips around the sun is just a number, your real age is the ratio of how often you use a vibrator for sexual pleasure vs as a muscle massager

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

top 5 erogenous zones: -foot (x2) -tummy -whichever nipple the other person would find it most annoying for me to play with too much -nose

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

we're always talking about AI but never BI because of bi erasure

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

we exist to rotate the cubes that can't rotate themselves

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

utensil size innovation has really stalled out ever since that guy's spoon was too big

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

is everybody still kung fu fighting? i haven't heard about it in a while

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i love it when everyone has a reason to look at the moon

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

the gods should never have left me alive and i will punish them for their hubris

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

(disappointed voice) well that's not very numberwang of you

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

are you cucking your socks or are your socks cucking you

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

we're really not that special, the other carbon atoms are probably looking at us and laughing at how important we think we are

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

do you ever just get high and have opinions about the color blue

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

you ever meet a girl with a voice so beautiful it makes all the blood rush to your ears and gives you a massive ear-ection like dumbo and then you fly away with your elephant tail between your elephant legs because you're embarrassed

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

oh yeah, well ride you and the horse you fucked in on

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

testing out every combination of fish and pond size to see which make for good metaphors. does "quarter pounder fish in a pond the size of a small boulder" mean anything?

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

i'm not "trans", i'm "chromosomally bird-coded"

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

cubes are ugly shapes, we should never have invented cubes

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

this will be controversial but i think maybe we should have chosen not to have a massive wildfire

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/07/2026

If it turns out he died from turbo parasite diarrhea

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/07/2026

it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

lindsey graham being dead is cool and all but it's important to remember that his unexpected death doesn't magically absolve mitch mcconnell of his responsibility of also being dead

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

i'm so good at multitasking, i can look you in the eye and wag my tail aggressively and be ravenously horny all at the same time

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

i don't suck dick because i'm gay, i do it because a dick being sucked is a very slightly funnier state of affairs than a dick not being sucked

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

if elected president i will ban humidity during the summer months

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

how often can i claim to be ovulating before people stop believing me when i say it, is this like an every day kind of a thing or more like once a week

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

testes are homologous to ovaries so when you think about it they're basically undaries

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

whichever side of the barn i'm in is the broad side of the barn

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

ugh if you're gonna set off all these loud ass fireworks all night at least do it to the rhythm of cbat so we can fuck to it

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

i am at least one cat and also at most one cat

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

old-fashioned horny robotgirl who runs on really fuckable punch cards so you're always feeding her your cum

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

i think i would probably put a lot of beech trees near the top of the tree lickability tier list, for anyone who was wondering

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

if i were encased in ice for 100 years the first thing i'd do when i thawed out was feel for my balls to check if they fell off

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

agp is too easy, from now on i'm only attracted to myself as shrek

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

it's getting late and you might have to rush it a bit but you should still have time for your daily existential crisis if you start now

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

watching your country in the world cup is the ultimate show of national pride, it says that you think your country is more worth rooting for than soccer is boring to watch

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

i can be trusted with the one ring, i'm already mad with power and can't get any worse anyway

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

i sure act a lot like a girl who's gonna absorb enough moisture from the air through her skin for optimal hydration in hot weather for a girl who probably doesn't absorb any water through her skin

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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 16/06/2026

Out: sexual tension In: sexual elevension

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

(flirting) mmm yeah you're the bee's knees, if i were like really into bees and knees

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froggy catbird @psychictremors.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

i bet your insides taste like science

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