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@ashelai.bsky.social
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cbj + nyr 🏒 | cle + nym ⚾️ | cin 🏈 ashelai on insta + twit || she/her you are safe here ♡

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
every app gets christmas shi shi
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New York Mets @mets.com · 11/12/2024
Juan Soto: New York Met
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
getting excited when one of my fav songs comes on my spotify wrapped playlist, like i didn’t build this list brick by brick
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Tony the human @tonythehuman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I‘m developing a phobia of German sausage. I fear the wurst
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
got a usps + shop app notif that one of my packages is out for delivery today and i have no idea what it is checked my emails and current shipped orders + nothing matches so this will be a fun surprise lol
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
someone made a comment during the CBJ/CGY game last night. johnny’s son is named johnny jr. the person said “some day [in the next 16-18 years], we’re gonna see johnny gaudreau in the NHL draft again”. my heart.
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
five years running 🤞🏼
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jake 💀 @tasteofink.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I get reply anxiety when notifications get too full 😭
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
mickey is gonna come home to me laying on the floor, drawing on my ipad, with tavern music playing on the tv - he signed up for this
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I can assure you I made way more than that, Duolingo Owl.
The Duolingo owl telling me I 
made 1474 mistakes this year.
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
one of my christmas gifts just got delivered and i’m at work til 5
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
how is it only 3:17pm on tuesday, this has been the longest week already
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 03/12/2024
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
Fox looking right at the camera
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
it’s so nice being able to come home for a few minutes on my lunch break bc i live so close
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taylor @tbecks23.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
PLEASE. It's all I want for Christmas! (plus Juan Soto, Pete and Manaea but like that's it, I swear. It's not a lot)
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hey everyone, I have a suspicion that I'm being shadowbanned on here, followers have said my posts aren't showing up on the timeline, could you please like & share this so I can see if- ooooooh hang on, just getting word in my ear here it's cause my posts are dogshit, I repeat, my posts are dogshit
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
sorry I didn’t open your Snapchat for two months. you see, I am thirty years old
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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Having 30 likes on this app feels like going viral 😭
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Feels like years since I last chillaxed.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 03/12/2024
yesterday was cyber monday, today is giving tuesday, and next weekend is taking back sunday
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
my work commute is literally 11 minutes and the amount of road rage i just experienced is actually incredible
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i haven’t watched a single second of this game and i’m the happiest i’ve ever been
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feather @flagalstan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i wish life wasnt so expensive
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
need the rangers to AT LEAST not get humiliated tonight, or i cant go to work tomorrow (my boss is a devils fan)
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 02/12/2024
I've been filled with so much sadness and rage that I think has been building up over the years and I don't know how to handle it.
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Brian Hedger @brianhedger.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The hometown guys, Twenty One Pilots, to perform at the #CBJ outdoor game March 1 vs #LGRW at The Shoe. If they don’t perform “My Blood” while wearing Blue Jackets sweaters, as a montage of players who “left”Columbus (ahem, Panarin, Bob) plays on a backdrop … we riot.
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Squillium @squillium.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i would legitimately stop watching the sport
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Nate Carroll-Browne @natemakesmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Not mine, but it was hanging out in my meme library ready to be shared 😂
The closing scene from Planet of the Apes. Instead of a ruined Statue of Liberty, there is a ruined Twitter logo (the blue bird)
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
they always come back
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/12/2024
the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
all i ask is that the mets re-sign jesse winker
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
felt my mental plummeting again so i removed the bird app from my phone and i already feel better
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
i am genuinely so tired of them
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
me on the regular
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
13 goals later and the @BlueJacketsNHL win the game. 💙
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ASH🎄 @ashelai.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
if you see this, post an anime you love
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a group of anime characters are fighting each other
ALT: a group of anime characters are fighting each other
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Zack @cincyseabee.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Imagine doing this while getting held on almost every single play.
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Dimitri Filipovic @dimfilipovic.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Zach Werenski tonight: •27:22 time on ice •2 goals, including OT winner •3 assists •13 shot attempts, 8 on goal
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Bob Kawa @bob-kawa.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Igor gonna randomly pick a Ranger go up to them like this and knife them in the gut
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 22/11/2024
oh SHIT the shade
A Facebook post from the Columbus Blue Jackets that reads "We have the words and we know you want to hear them. We understand your joy, your excitement, your happiness. JACKETS WIN."

Underneath, a scoreboard: Columbus 7, Tampa Bay 6, Final (OT).
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Nefarious Filth Bird 𓅾 @sasquatch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
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Tyler Meinerding @tylermeinerding.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
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Matt Ogno @mogno45.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Jeff Gorton drafting Lias Andersson 7th overall in 2017 to be able to acquire Will Cuylle in the 2nd round in 2020
Dune
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Tim Healey @timbhealey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I want to hear about a meeting Juan Soto had with a team that didn’t go some variation of “well.” Did an exec’s PowerPoint not work right? Did Soto maybe just not vibe with an owner? Was somebody too loud of a chewer during the lunch portion?
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Shaya 🏳️‍🌈✡️🇵🇸 @madamfox23.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hello, friends. I’m not sure people understand the astrological significance of the current moment, so here’s a quick 🧵 Tomorrow, on Nov 19th, Pluto will move into Aquarius for the first time in 248 years. The last time Pluto was in Aquarius, the revolutions that shaped our modern world took place.
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yadira @jonmoxleys.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
crying this morning
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