Reposted by @ashadeofblue.bsky.social
mayor of whoville: ive had it with that grinch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: i don’t buy it
wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”
wife: yeah and that rules
mayor:
wife: why are you being such a little bitch
