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Randall T. Asato

@asatoran.bsky.social
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Refugee from X-crements

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The MAGA regime recently killed the largest ancient 250 year old “Grandmother” Cottonwood tree in Arizona’s indigenous territory just to expand the orange felon’s fucking wall. I’ll never forgive anyone who chose this evil.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perfect description of what's going on.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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The Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Repost, because it's funny 🤣
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/08/2026
RFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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wendy norris @wendynorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's been such an awful couple of years. Let's honor one of the best people on the planet.
Top image: Star Wars logo on a dark field of stars.
Bottom image: Scene of Dolly Parton's character seated behind a typewriter in the movie "9 to 5."

Caption: If 5/4 is Star Wars Day, can 9/25 be Dolly Parton Day?
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/08/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In a country so deeply divided, isn't it nice to have something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheFiles-BeginTheTrials ⚖️
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/08/2026
A Flock camera was pointed directly at a community pool... you know, for reading license plates of course.
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Randall T. Asato @asatoran.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Survived Lala! Power came back on just before midnight. Whole house backup lasted entire outage (~2:00am-midnight) since we turned off everything except refrigerator & didn't use the stove & microwave. Ran hotplate from power station for a simple dinner. Otherwise we're lucky no wind/rain damage.🙂
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Randall T. Asato @asatoran.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Melania should use the 🍊🐔 catering truck fiasco to re-negotiate their presumed agreement on how often she needs to appear in public with him. "Oh, Donald, I can't hold your hand in public if you want me on the decoy plane." 😈
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Feed the sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln—and then bring them home—you incompetent, useless TV talk show chatterbox twit.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Say what now? 🤔😳🇺🇸 www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-sh...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The United States Treasury: An ATM for the Rich and Powerful
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dear Donarrhea- Thought you might enjoy a few photos of Kaitlin Collins (the superb journalist who intimidates you on a routine basis)... SMILING. #AccountabilityIsComing11/3rd
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Rand Paul, a man deemed unscrupulous and appalling by people who sift through celebrities’ garbage cans to opportunistically cash in on their most personal secrets.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Are you calling Donald Trump dishonest? He pleaded the Fifth over 400 times in *one* deposition. And, Mary, I *know* there is at least one thing you’re not honest with the rest of us about. 👀
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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toonerman @dptoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Sunny Marvel @sunnymarvel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
donald trump wants people to go to jail for inappropriately touching things. DONALD TRUMP.
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/06/2026
Thou shalt not kill baby ducks and then blame it on ‘radical leftist lunatics’ because you’re an anti-science moron.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Social Distancing in Europe Explained
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
When you're the least popular person at a party . . .
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Hoyt @jphoyt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It’s taking too long to count the votes in an election? How long has it taken to release the Epstein files?
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Tony Lastname @rivernewstc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
😎🪴🌵 we want #EpsteinFiles names
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/05/2026
The proper headline here is CHARGES DISMISSED DUE TO DOJ MISCONDUCT www.cnn.com/2026/05/21/u...
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Charges dropped against activists in Chicago immigration crackdown amid grand jury misconduct claims | CNN
Chicago’s top federal prosecutor abandoned a closely watched case Thursday against four activists who protested outside a federal building during last year’s immigration crackdown in the city, after a...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”
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Corpsy @corpsepilot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Today is Wednesday May 6th, 2026 and the president of the United States along with his minions are still actively defending child molesters.
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Randall T. Asato @asatoran.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
tRump saying projection out loud.Mob always used euphemisms."86" in old mob movies meant "get rid of the guy".Being mob it meant "sleep with fishes."So tRump thinking the term is equivalent to "sleep with fishes" shows he watched lot of mob movies (unlikely) or how much mob contact he had.(likely)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The last thing someone who dances like this needs is a ballroom.
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Remember when Trump kept promising that NO tax dollars would be used for his ballroom because he already had $400 million in private donations? So I guess one of the impeachment investigations will be, "what happened to the $400 million in private donations?"
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Randall T. Asato @asatoran.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Almost forgot my phone when leaving for work.Almost rear ended a cop who stopped in the lane around blind curve rather than behind stalled vehicle.And I think I ran over a stray cat.😳 “It must be a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.”~Douglas Adams,The Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces. 249 years later, we have this idiot.
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Randall T. Asato @asatoran.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I hate when spam/scam calls come in. It pauses the more important YouTube viewing. 🤬😉
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msesq.bsky.social @msesq.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Leading into Holy Week, Christianity’s marking of the last few days of Jesus’ life, Franklin Graham stood behind a podium to address American Conservatives at CPAC... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/franklin-g...
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Franklin Graham is Going to Hell.
“I love Donald Trump.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It should make Republicans *very* nervous to compare the listless unattendance of conservatives at CPAC this week with the enthusiastic, overwhelming attendance of liberals at #NoKings events a day later.
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Sunny Marvel @sunnymarvel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.
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ArizonaTerry.bsky.social @arizonaterry.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The Economist nailed it. #TrumpIsAnIdiot #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpDistractions
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Randall T. Asato @asatoran.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Got to office, couldn’t find keys. AirTags show keys still at home. Drove back home to get keys so from my car’s perspective, it’s like working another day this week. “It must be a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.” ~Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
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Yarwanaw @yarwanaw.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Now that the stupidest person on the planet is President of the United States, if parents tell their kids, "You could be president," those words are going to have an insulting insinuation they never used to have.
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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