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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷

@arturotron.bsky.social
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A man of great mirths and greater melancholies. Bartender. Former US Marine/Vet Puerto Rican Nationalist Unapologetic Nerd I carry a 20 sided die everywhere I go. Gourmand Cooking is my love language Woke AF DEI Hire Now I'm full. Where's the digestive?

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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 23h
Today sucked. Today made me feel like I am shit at my job and I should rethink my career. Fuck my life.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New Bad Bunny sneaker drop. Wonder what @dieworkwear.bsky.social would think if he saw me in a two piece blue suit with these bad boys on
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It amuses me to no end that I have to boot up the Disney streaming app to watch new episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dad is speed running Evangelion. His thoughts? "It gets real weird after episode 24." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did not have sniper nest in the triumph arc on my bingo card.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shout out to @maxscoville.bsky.social and @brianaltano.bsky.social for being the voices of a generation. End of an era. I'm...Beyond sad to see their watch ended and hope they are Up at Noon soon.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching my boss score the first touchdown of the season is pretty cool.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A special demo for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2 will be available August 30. The demo will not be available to download off of the Nintendo eShop, instead you must find a man dressed as The Great Deku Tree who will be roaming around New York and ask him for it.
A special demo for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2 will be available August 30.

The demo will not be available to download off of the Nintendo eShop, instead you must find a man dressed as The Great Deku Tree who will be roaming around New York and ask him for it.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I previewed Heroes of Might and Magic III Remake for IGN this past week. I wasn't great at it, but that's maybe appropriate for a map called Arrogance. www.ign.com/articles/her...
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Heroes of Might and Magic 3 Remake Completely Redoes the Graphics While Preserving the Classic Gameplay | IGN Preview - Gamescom 2026
In a year where Ubisoft announced and shipped the Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag remake, a revival of Heroes of Might and Magic 3 might not be the highest-profile remake project, but it’s an appreciated...
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kaitlin and I are in a stalemate over the size of the wedding party. She wants a small one. I keep telling her that 4 to 5 groomsmen is the perfect number for a one shot adventure for a ttRPG. 🤷
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whose Zorkin' tonight?
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There's a Lebanese/Mexican restaurant down the street from my partners place called Beirut Taco So good. Chicken Shawarma burrito and a tiger shrimp ceviche taboule.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who's out here Zorkin'?
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Corn and Crab Okonomuyaki
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Save the cheerleader, save the world. 😭
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A fascinating read. open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
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Trump’s America Is Really Hulk Hogan’s America
The lies, the grievance, the spectacle—and the political movement built from all three.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Brunch at a Yacht Club. No less than three drinks, channeling my inner @alyssamerc.bsky.social This is just round one, yes I will be going back for the omelet bar.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So your answer for people wanting to protest an all digital platform is to pivot to an all digital platform? I again point out that the fight for physical media was lost over a decade ago. The real battle is digital ownership rights, digital consumer protections, and digital inheritance laws.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There is this ongoing conversation on social platforms that Democrats could win if they just stooped to the crassness of the current GOP under Trump. The real answer is we show up to vote. That's how we win. That's literally the answer. Everything else is secondary.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So, how badly do we think Hasbro is gonna fuck up this Dark Sun revival? What sucks is that if WotC had the courage, modern Dark Sun setting would be very appropro: Tyrant Kings, oligarchy, energy sapping magic system, freedom fighting terrorists antifa, income inequality. It writes itself honestly
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Polite reminder that if Trump actually had any evidence of 2020 election interference he would be taking the evidence to the DOJ and a grand jury, not a speech half the networks are refusing to air.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
From Akalabeth to Disco Elysium. This is gonna be a fun deep dive. In a better world I would be having a conversation with @pettycommajared.bsky.social about the different eras.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dad made pan sobao, so we made jamón queso y huevos. Que bueno!
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This was a fun one. Can you tell I haven't been on a podcast in a while? I was way too excited to tell the Internet my uninformed opinion. Lol. Fun times!
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Neon Pocket Dimension @npdsquad.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ-X... in light of today's Xbox news, on top of the craziness of last week with the holiday, last week's Neon Pocket Dimension episode is finally up today with us discussing the abysmal state of the gaming industry
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Let's talk about the State of the Gaming Industry - Neon Pocket Dimension
YouTube video by Neon Pocket Dimension
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
So his name is Elliot Danger Adventurer?
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ope!
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Southwest cancelled our flight last night. So instead of a 3.5 hour direct flight we have 9.5 hour flight with a layover. My fiancée had to cancel all her appointments today and I had to take more PTO I am going to send a very strong letter to Southwest about this.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Pissing at Trump Tower was my Vietnam.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Another bucket list knocked out
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
OCASIO!!!
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
America's Mayor!
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@alyssamerc.bsky.social found your new favorite cocktail. www.wineenthusiast.com/recipe/jitte...
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD!
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The flower budget for this wedding is fucking stupid.
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Hoyt @jphoyt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“Give me your obedience, your bitcoin, Your oligarch asses yearning to breathe free, The grifting conmen and scheming whores. Send these, the sycophants, Russian bots to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden toilet!"
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Help. I need to convince my fiancée for our wedding music to be the Final Fantasy theme and her walk the aisle music to be the Dragon Quest theme. Any assistance would be appreciated.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
She said yes. 😬
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I arrived in Brooklyn with my partner. Can't check into the hotel yet and we needed food post haste. Found a Dominican joint a few blocks away. This is what winning feels like.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This mother fucker is just whistling into a microphone and it straight up sounds like a song bird. Wtf. Amazing.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Mariachi band busted out a harp. THE MARIACHI BAND BUSTED OUT A HARP.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Dinner at the Cuervo Hacienda. Kind of dope.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We had to sit down and...taco bout our trip. Tinga de pollo, chicharon, pork pibil, suadero de carne, chorizo.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Field trip to the agave fields. Got to plant my own agave pup. Named her after my little brother.
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Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷 @arturotron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So far Tequila has been pretty cool. Got to go to Gran Centenario yesterday. Mariachi band, Charro demonstration, and dinner at a pretty dope basement hall.
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