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Jared Petty

@pettycommajared.bsky.social
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Writer/human. 🇨🇦 in the making. Marketing @Other Ocean. Narrative Design, Wizardry. Prev Limited Run, Google, Kinda Funny, EA, IGN. Host, producer, marketer, video game human. He/him. Living with mental illness. Personal account. Quaker. Screw MAGA.

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Jeremy Parish (Radio Edit) @jparish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fully immersive Wizardry is the single most @pettycommajared.bsky.social -coded thing I have ever seen
Full surround Wizardry
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
IGN just dropped our new trailer and it's SCORCHING. youtu.be/N-_R2VDU7Dk?...
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4 Penny Coffins - Official Gameplay Teaser Trailer | gamescom 2026
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Other Ocean @other-ocean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What's this I see? Why, it's 4 Penny Coffins at the Unity party at #gamescom
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just learned a dear old friend is having a baby and now I feel much better than I did 5 minutes ago. She's so happy!
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Night School is dead and I'm PISSED.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
'Took her home It was a Friday night I wore cologne She was a pizza pie We started making out & she chewed off my pants & then I turned on the TV & that's about the time she chomped away from me I thought we'd start our own PAC-family 300 points for the strawberry Ms. PAC-MAN again Ms. PAC-MAN again
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
'Took her home It was a Friday night I wore cologne She was a pizza pie We started making out & she chewed off my pants & then I turned on the TV & that's about the time she chomped away from me I thought we'd start our own PAC-family 300 points for the strawberry Ms. PAC-MAN again Ms. PAC-MAN again
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I cannot overstate how big a deal Ultima was for gaming. It shaped the medium. It also shaped me.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
According to Google AI, my wife is dead. RIP Angie. Honestly, I hadn't noticed your passing.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I am replaying The Guardian Legend yet again, and it's somehow even better than I remembered. I bought it new for 10 bucks at a toy outlet in 1990 or so, and it transformed what I thought games could be. Space Zelda Compile vertical shooter where RPG elements affect both modes?! Yes please.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I just found the source code to my original 1UP Text Adventure from 2009, the little homebrew game that got me my first gig in gaming freelancing at 1UP.com. Should I clean it up, recompile it, and put it online?
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
For those days Americans can't be bothered to travel to one of the twenty stores in their community that sells guns. You know those stores... next to the Payday Loans and over by where the rural hospital, nursing home, and car part factory used to be.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It's May the 4th, a good day to go all the way back to 1977 when a beautiful movie taught kids the proper response to entrenched fascism: get together with your friends and blow it all up with some proton torpedoes... and don't cry for dead Stormtroopers.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I don't think enough Americans fathom the megaton-scale systemic racism SCOTUS just unleashed on the Republic. And worse, many of those who do get it are celebrating. So many people died to claw us out of Jim Crow. Turns out the bad old laws died on the books, but not in the hearts of White America.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Supreme Court was a mistake.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Celebrating America's 250th birthday by applying for my Canadian permanent residency. 🇨🇦
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just everything is colossally stupid.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
People say games and consoles are too expensive now but I say make a new Steel Battalion controller you cowards.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Some Jobs I Had (in order) Mowing lawns Calling Little League games Demolishing a house Warehouse worker Pharmacy employee Contract USPS station worker Computer lab guy IT technician Consultant Pastor TA Senior pastor Adjunct professor Japanese school teacher Freelancer Network engineer... 1/2
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Exit 8 is a solid low budget horror movie.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'm really just here to watch @duckvalentine.bsky.social play Zelda 2.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
JD Vance is so incompetent that the highlight of his resume is being from Ohio.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Tired: Looksmaxxing Wired: Booksmaxxing Inspired: Tom Nooksmaxxing
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Aw man I really need to play Flower again.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm really enjoying beginning to make friends here in Canada. D&D group tomorrow! 🇨🇦
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Me + a video game I love.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Jesus died on the cross to save you from Sonic lore.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My wife just said "let's watch Robocop tonight" and I have never been more turned on.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My wife just said "let's watch Robocop tonight" and I have never been more turned on.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is like the least-weird thing Trump ever did.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Attention everyone. I really like living in Canada. That is all. 🇨🇦
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Having a Bible verse in your bio is the truck nuts of social media.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Having a Bible verse in your bio is the truck nuts of social media.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
There exists a small but very real and growing possibility that Artemis II comes home to nothing.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The collective IQ in this room is the only thing in nature lower than 0° Kelvin.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The collective IQ in this room is the only thing in nature lower than 0° Kelvin.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This Sunday, if someone tells you Happy Easter... well, if they're a performative MAGA evangelical shit or manosphere disciple... I encourage you to pummel them. These people really need a good pummeling or ten. Use a shovel or an air fryer if handy.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is a real New York Times headline. "Experts Are Dubious" is the saddest little coda on the colossal institutional madness of this era. Print those words on humanity's tombstone.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is a real New York Times headline. "Experts Are Dubious" is the saddest little coda on the colossal institutional madness of this era. Print those words on humanity's tombstone.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I was this many minutes old when I learned there's a freaking Shiren game on Android.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Should I go to this?
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I somehow missed that I can now play Ninja Kids on Switch 2 and in typical Jared fashion I find this discovery very exciting.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Y'all, I worked on this, and it's dope. The team behind this game are absolutely great humans. Please watch the trailer and drop a comment if you like it.
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4 Penny Coffins - Official Announcement Teaser Trailer
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Other Ocean @other-ocean.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Come see us at PAX East booth 15111 over the next four days. Snag some swag and meet 4 Penny Coffins designer Kate Olguin. You may even walk away with free codes for Other Ocean games.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It seems like any time I tune into retro game stuff on YouTube, in ten minutes the algo decides to take me down a right wing grievance rabbit hole. The old white guy to fascist pipeline strike again.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Y'all, I worked on this, and it's dope. The team behind this game are absolutely great humans. Please watch the trailer and drop a comment if you like it.
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4 Penny Coffins - Official Announcement Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
What's something you and your partner do together that's just yours? My wife and I read bedtime stories to one another. ♥️
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If you want your computer to be reliable & fun, this is probably the best time in history to try Linux. Media & gaming support is pretty damn solid. I've been daily-driving Mint for months & I havn't had so much fun with a computer since Puppy was resurrecting my late 90s hardware back in the 00s.
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Will somebody please make a janky PS2-ass Blade game for like 20 bucks on Steam because I would play that shit for like 400 hours.
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