THINGS TO SAY TO A MOVIE THEATER EMPLOYEE
"I saw it 𝘃𝗶𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗿𝗶𝗽 already"
"I brought my own 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻"
"I'm talking too loud? 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘁"
"Can I 𝗽𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 the movie?"
"Let me speak to 𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗱𝗺𝗮𝗻 directly"
"You people 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 this shit?"
"Sell me this 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗫"
"I prefer 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘀, thank you"
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
