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she/her. 18+. Enemy of Marc Andreessen. tip your pizza driver

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
gonna add to this that the proliferation of Ring Cameras on every door is fucking evil and panoptic
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"hi, if you record your name, and reason for calling, ill see if this person is available" "you" will not do anything, you are a computer program, kill yourself
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
as a taxpayer, it always bugs the shit out of me when @minneapolismn.gov employees stiff me on tips
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
discovered today that meta's "ai" is written in python, and uh. that sure says something about how little they care about the power consumption
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
this attempt at inclusion could have just been a slur
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
it's so phenomenally Minneapolis that i, a trans service worker, am being inconvenienced by road closures due to the city painting the crosswalks around loring park rainbow for pride
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
idk who needs to hear this but you need to read Real Men On Top by Robin Dembroff
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Profiled! at the Cabela's
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guth @guthrie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
always crazy how every few months me and everyone i know get together and agree that our money buys less stuff and its harder to buy things and pay rent and be a person, only to learn that actually we have more money! and prices aren't outstripping wages! yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The rehabilitation of the luddites is a beautiful thing
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
hennepin county sheriffs tip your pizza driver challenge: failed
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i wish there was a better way to bet against companies than shorting them. cuz i dont have a timeline for anything, but if i could buy anti-stock in target, i would
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Fascinating how Fiddelke talks about not being clear about who they are as a company, and how they're prioritizing growth, as though the problem was Cornell not prioritizing growth enough, or that who they are as a company wasn't made crystal clear in 2025 www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
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Target's new CEO says retailer lost trust with shoppers and staff, Bloomberg News reports
Target Corp's new chief executive officer, Michael Fiddelke, told staff the big-box retailer has lost trust with shoppers and staff and pledged to rebuild that connection, Bloomberg News reported on W...
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
my cat, who does not believe in Great Man theory: structural forces have caused more food to appear in my bowl
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
i cant imagine being so proud of killing brown people in a foreign country that id put stickers about it on my car
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
yeah they’re just grabbing random people at bus stops there is absolutely no attempt to even give the pretense that this is about immigration anymore. it is absolutely just a military occupation
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"Let me make this CLEAR. Our police officers will NOT protect you from being black bagged by the goon squad. But they WILL beat the shit out of you if you protest too loud."
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
motherfuckers will say "oh thank you for bringing it up" after they send you to voice mail twice and make coming up the only option
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tech wants to hold two things true: that chatbots are sentient and they are not accountable for them. The opposite should be true. Chatbots are word predicting machines and they should be accountable for them.
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
reposting because ive currently been on hold for an hour and a half and counting
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A two panel Sinners meme. The top is a jovial looking Black man with his arms outstretched. He is secretly a vampire. It says 2026

The lower panel is another Black man, a Smokestack twin, looking suspiciously at the jovial man. "Me."
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
if i have to wait on hold for more than half an hour, you should not legally be allowed to say "we're sorry to keep you waiting", "your call is very important to us", or "we will be with you shortly"
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Minnesota State Troopers Use Your Turn Signals Challenge: failed miserably
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
if you have LED headlights you are an active danger to everyone else on the road and you should be ashamed
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
a second naked nord has hit the morrowind playthrough
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Amy @amy5678.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Swapping to Linux is basically transing your computer like you go from stock standard OS to anything you could think of that matches who you are but you have to go on forums to figure out who you are and what upkeep you need & treatment your config needs is different than what the doctor tells you
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
don't order pizza if you're not going to be fucking home this should not be rocket science
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
customers love to say "will you come to the 15th floor i will tip you $2"
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
four cards to get to know me. this probably says something about me
Animar, Soul of ElementsGoblin Balloon BrigadeAura GnarlidLightning Bolt
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
getting high and age regressing, call that Penjamin Button
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
the paradox of lactose intolerance
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
im grumpy today so im dealing with customers by posting through it. this will be a thread
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
growing up with liberal parents is just realizing more and more how much you hate bill clinton
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
abandon poetics, you aren't allowed to be depressed any more
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
the 90s called, they said your outfit is fucking SICKKK!!!!!
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
pro tip: if youre expecting pizza, dont put your phone on Do Not Disturb
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
spare pussy, comrade?
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
liquifying my gender so i can go into the men's room cuz the line is shorter
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
smoking the weed that puts your body in manual
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Fuck You *lowers your case*
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
they call my dick the chevy the way im driving it into a dry levy
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
cats will say "are you gonna eat that?" and then not wait for a response
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
sex obi-wan kenobi: this was your father's vibrator
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
if you write on the delivery instructions to "call to get in" and then when i call say your on your way down, you didnt tip enough
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
ask not for whom the rick rolls; it rolls for thee
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
i clicked on the ad twice while trying to skip it because the hitbox of the little x in the corner is so small, and the company that fed me the ad told instacart that they got engagement
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
season 3: mccoy finally gets some
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"a simple case of radiation poisoning and they relieve me of my command?" - james t kirk
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
pro tip: if your pizza driver says theyll be in the lobby, meet them in the lobby. you may think youre doing them a favor by anticipating their route into the building but if there are multiple entrances you may instead waste 10 minutes of their time cuz youre waiting outside and theyre in the lobby
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NoScript Stan Account @artemisthehunter.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
autocannibalism: clone edition
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