advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 9hwatching the 90s animated x-men and like…… so sabretooth is just whole hog out 24/7, huh 030
Reposted by advil lavigneMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A new trailer for Alex Gibney's documentary about Elon Musk was just released. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-do... 341296505
Reposted by advil lavigne𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the moon is ancient and majestic. also, it has seen your junk 35517
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026every day at work a doctor says to me something like “i have a patient who talked to someone at your lab who said they would send something. where is it” and they are just gobsmacked that i could possibly require any further information in order to help them resolve their issue. gobsmacked 161
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026badger is back at the vet for more rounds of laser therapy and he is at this point a minor local celebrity. he has the same lifelong syndrome i do where he wants nothing more than to be a Beloved Regular and now all his dreams are coming true 170
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the last 4 books i’ve read are Dopesick (about oxycontin and the opioid epidemic), Trigger Points (mass violence in america), Catch & Kill (harvey weinstein coverup), and now Bad Blood (elizabeth holmes/theranos) and what strikes me with all of this is how many people knew something was Off early on 171
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i’m opening a gallery but it’s all just giant framed photos of my dog and his favorite toy, which is currently a manky little parrot 0120
Reposted by advil lavigneadvil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026sometimes a man’s just gotta bite his parrot and i respect that, i really do, but do you have to look so comically sinister about it 0111
Reposted by advil lavignesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right 6400155
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“i’m not complicit! i’m not complicit!” ed sheeran continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a corn cob 160
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026listen to me. we don’t have to do a televised halftime show in the middle of every sports game now. the world is already so fucked up as it is. we don’t have to live this way 2421
Reposted by advil lavigneElly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 1546952151
Reposted by advil lavignedissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026everything is wrong and stupid and it’s 500° outside and a sandwich costs $100 320738
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i like when pitties have that line going down the middle of their head. it looks like their forehead has a six pack 030
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i put off trying deep rock galactic survivors for a long time (honestly because “dwarves” and “mining” are not big interests of mine) but aside from being extremely good i would have played it much sooner if i had known it was so fucking funny 240
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026did you know: my dog is just a little baby boy. just a small little guy 090
Reposted by advil lavigneadvil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026say hello to mister backpack 1182
Reposted by advil lavigneadvil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the sheriff is in town. and he says howdy 1318
Reposted by advil lavigneadvil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026please, my boy, he’s…………. he’s fuckin SIIIIIIIIIIICK 071
Reposted by advil lavigneadvil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026fat jobless and happy. i wish that were me 2172
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026whatever bro fuck this i’m going to jupiter. yeah it’s to get more stupider, obviously, why else would i be going 070
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026hey if you have ever been told whatever healthcare company’s online portal is super convenient! and easy to use! and then it turns out it is absolutely neither and you have thought “do the assholes who work here know how much their portal sucks” i just want you to be aware that yes……. yes we do 180
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026not to dogpost but i just saw someone say their dog “has perfect recall, except when she doesn’t” which is a very inefficient way of explaining that your dog has no recall 070
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026my wife is on a camping trip and while she’s away i am reminded that left to my own devices i become a little gremlin untethered from the concept of time. there is nothing to stop me from flipping all the lights on and doing jumping jacks at 3am 060
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026sometimes a man’s just gotta bite his parrot and i respect that, i really do, but do you have to look so comically sinister about it 0111
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026exciting that i’ve reached the point in my career where my agenda includes sitting down people from other depts and telling them they have to got to start being nicer to our new guy. he’s doing his best. stop stressing him out, this is an office job we are not rescuing babies from burning buildings 160
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i’m reading ronan farrow’s catch and kill which is very much making me feel like my entire head is on fire. how is every major exec at 🦚 from 2000-2019 not in jail or in a hole in the ground. are you fucking kidding me 140
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026two thousand dollars. two THOUSAND dollars. for that price you better come to my house and kill me with hammers 150
Reposted by advil lavignec0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026How your email finds me. 5050141180
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026they just showed a man. an ostensibly perfectly normal man. but he put a whole baked chicken and a packet of crystal light in a blender and blended it up and then he drank the chicken milkshake and then. everyone just moved on from that like it was normal, or acceptable. it’s not okay. i’m not okay 190
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026where’s the “what’s for dinner” “chart” comic. i need it 120
Reposted by advil lavigneadvil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the rodeo’s in town and he got to be in the rodeo parade :) 0121
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026cause of death: mistakenly showed feet on a work call with all 3 of my bosses 190
advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i have now watched seven (7) seasons of love is blind in the past month and i think it has left part of my brain kind of dented in and mushy. like a bruised pear 140
![Fierce Pigeon Interview
I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).
What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreifdyrvpqth7zxpoobfdexc2t63cwecz6a333pbkvsrgtn4hku2fgq)
