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Ari Kaufmann

@arikaufmann.bsky.social
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Autistic | Leftist | Anti-AI | Vocaloid lover | Heavy metal maniac | Aspiring musician

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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 17h
My weekly listening. RIP Cronos. #MetalSky
Venom - Black Metal
Venom - Welcome To Hell
Tarot - The Spell of Iron
Iron Maiden- Somewhere In Time
Green Lung - Necropolitan
Pagan Altar - Never Quite Dead
Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats - The Night Creeper
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Doc at the Radar Station
The Recreant - The Code Is V… Outlive the Code
Black Sabbath - Forbidden
Windhand - Soma
Yes - Close to the Edge
Sortilège - Larmes De Héros
Wraithstorm - Revenant
Scorpions - Crazy World
Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti
Rougaroux - Graveyard Smash
Mötory Crüe - Shout At the Devil
Grave - Soulless
Mötley Crüe - Too Fast For Love
Savatage - Madness Reigns From the Gutter (1990)
Wince and Frisson - Tumult
Howling Giant - Crucible & Ruin
Cloven Hoof - Dominator
Sortilège - Mètamorphose
Scorpions - Fly to the Rainbow
Scorpions - Animal Magnetism
Scorpions - Lonesome Crow
Anthrax - Cursum Perficio
Watain - Trident Wolf Eclipse
Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin III
Cloven Hoof - Never a Prophet In Your Own Land
Wishbone Ash - Just Testing
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None So Tired @nonesotired.bsky.social · 18h
I’m not normally big on melodeath and even I bought this so you should too imo More extensive thoughts/review to follow
wraithstorm.bandcamp.com
Revenant, by Wraithstorm
11 track album
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit. RIP Cronos.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My favorite part of this album is 00:00-41:17 fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...
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The Code is V...Outlive the Code, by The Recreant
11 track album
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MOTH | Alex @loachy16.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just a reminder to folks, body shaming is not cool. Doesn't matter how much of a dickhead fascist the person is, criticise them for that, not the way their body looks.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
40 years ago today
Me holding Iron Maiden’s Somewhere In Time record Iron Maiden - Somewhere In Time being spun on a record player
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m gonna start to post these again
Rainbow - Rising
Manowar - Battle Hymns
Manowar - Kings of Metal
Tarot - The Spell of Iron
Tarot - Follow Me Into Madness
Green Lung - Necropolitan
Iron Maiden- Iron Maiden
Running Wild - Gates to Purgatory
Exhorder - Slaughter In the Vatican
Vio-Lence - Eternal Nightmare
Whiplash - Power and Pain
Children of Bodom - Follow the Reaper
Children of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet?
Eveale - Enter the Woodland Realm
Eyehategod - Take As Needed For Pain
Benediction - The Great Leveller
Evile - Enter the Grave
Sorcerer - Anno 1503
Anthrax - Cursum Perficio
YOB - Live at Roadburn 2010
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BODOM AFTER MIDNIGHT BODOM AFTER MIDNIGHT YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wait no I have a better one She‘s holden my caulfield till I catch her in the rye
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m holden her caulfield till she catches my rye
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Y’all, I have a crush on someone who’s very much aromantic How do I make myself not feel this way
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey do you think if we made hydration a key plank for leftist candidates, we could get conservatives to all refuse to drink water
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s a russian guy I’m in a discord server with who DMs me and everyone else from the server an “ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!!!!!“ message followed by a frog meme every single Wednesday morning without fail. They’re all in Russian. None of us are Russian or speak Russian.
A frog in a mug with a caption in Russian that translates to “(ribb)It’s time to drink the toadpuccinno”
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Congrats to the twin towers for not saying anything racist for 25 years
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mr beast is now connected to Jeffrey Epstein by 3 degrees of separation, because he “wrote” a book with James Patterson, who “wrote” a book with Bill Clinton. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was already connected to Epstein by 2 degrees tho.
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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well dang, should’ve just memed it in the first place
An illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante’s Divine Comedy that shows two silhouetted figures standing on a tall summit gazing up at a great celestial conflagration of souls in heaven. Text reads “We already had free art for people who are broke or bad at designing things. It’s called the PUBLIC DOMAIN”
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ultimate rocker bingo but it’s just all the bands Ronnie James Dio has been in
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a job interview on Monday. Please wish me luck, BlueSky.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Loser music bingo but it’s all just one big space that says Sabaton
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guys don’t play video games they just play shooting games. Girls play real games like Picrew and Monster Girl Maker.
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Mina Obscener 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @minaobscener.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watching a movie where a character is straight, white, or christian: urgh, you had to make it political, smdh.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Drop something METAL 🤖⚙️🖤🤘⛓️
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Candlemass Bewitched: Forest Dance
Alt: Candlemass doing the Doom DanceTM
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dolly passed at 80. tim passed at 80. someone just had his 80th birthday, and they say these things happen in 3's. i know you can't bargain with the universe, i'm not trying to- i'm just saying, there is an opportunity for karmic readjustment here
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wait, so you’re telling me TWO 80 year olds died yesterday and neither are the one we wanted?
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
having Dolly Parton pay for your boobs is probably the greatest thing that’s ever happened to anyone
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Werewolven Daughter @wolvendaughter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it should have been Charlie Kirk again
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wrong 80 year old…
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think cringe isn’t real and people should do what they want so long as it isn’t actively harmful to anyone else. Oh you’re not comfortable with it? Skill issue.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think and hope I’m 1 tbh
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
name a cover better than the original youtu.be/g13Qlh9btsM?...
youtu.be
Celtic Frost - Mexican Radio (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Celtic Frost
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Ellie @elysiadema.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s no fair only trans women get to become girls . Why did I have to be cis ?!
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Anakin: It's Working!
Alt: Anakin: It's Working!
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
name a band using only emojis 🇮🇪❄️
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
✨ manifesting me getting hired as a PCA ✨
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Really, YouTube?
An ad on a YouTube video with 43:23 left
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muscle meat woman child @pierogibeast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
every time I have to see someone pearl clutching and “how dare you”-ing over people making “Luigi Mangione was right” jokes I laugh about Brian Thompson’s death again. I just did it now in fact. You can’t stop me
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Some of my mutuals seem to be following this weirdo. If you see this, please fucking unfollow this antisemite.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I hate music stage names that are just a first name like how am I supposed to know you meant the K-pop idol simply named “emma” there’s millions of emmas
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Lammoth @lammoth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Whimsy doesn't belong in black metal" us: "we're going to whimsy even harder" metalinjection.net/editorials/h...
metalinjection.net
This Is the Cutest Black Metal Album Cover of All Time - Metal Injection
"Hobbit black metal" project Lammoth perfectly captures Bill the Pony on this unreal cover.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Homophobic Metalheads before 1998 be like: Them steel and leather guys were fooling with the denim dudes A couple cops playin rough stuff, New York, Fire Island 🤘😎🤘
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ram It Down is already a pretty mid album, but the fact that the song titled Heavy Metal doesn’t sound like heavy metal at all just adds insult to injury.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey mutuals you can dm me to become friends, unless you’re a weirdo
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Adults who are performatively against swearing to seem mature are ironically incredibly immature.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Socialist drag queen: Sharon D’Welth
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Actually calling republicans mentally disabled as an insult doesn’t make you anything more than a bigot. I need to get off the discovery feed.
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𓆩🩸Ruby Bloodthirst Rockatansky🩸​𓆪 @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@arikaufmann.bsky.social congratulations! you are now the double bass player for Satyricon!
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𓆩🩸Ruby Bloodthirst Rockatansky🩸​𓆪 @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
congratulations! you are now playing an instrument in a metal band! but you have no idea which! like this post and I'll let you know what random instrument you are now playing in which random metal band
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