Reposted by Ari KaufmannNone So Tired @nonesotired.bsky.social · 18hI’m not normally big on melodeath and even I bought this so you should too imo More extensive thoughts/review to followwraithstorm.bandcamp.comRevenant, by Wraithstorm11 track album 2122
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My favorite part of this album is 00:00-41:17 fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...fiadh.bandcamp.comThe Code is V...Outlive the Code, by The Recreant11 track album 261
Reposted by Ari KaufmannMOTH | Alex @loachy16.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just a reminder to folks, body shaming is not cool. Doesn't matter how much of a dickhead fascist the person is, criticise them for that, not the way their body looks. 05617
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026BODOM AFTER MIDNIGHT BODOM AFTER MIDNIGHT YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH 095
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Wait no I have a better one She‘s holden my caulfield till I catch her in the rye 031
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m holden her caulfield till she catches my rye 002
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Y’all, I have a crush on someone who’s very much aromantic How do I make myself not feel this way 010
Reposted by Ari KaufmannGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hey do you think if we made hydration a key plank for leftist candidates, we could get conservatives to all refuse to drink water 1629839
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There’s a russian guy I’m in a discord server with who DMs me and everyone else from the server an “ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!!!!!“ message followed by a frog meme every single Wednesday morning without fail. They’re all in Russian. None of us are Russian or speak Russian. 040
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Congrats to the twin towers for not saying anything racist for 25 years 031
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mr beast is now connected to Jeffrey Epstein by 3 degrees of separation, because he “wrote” a book with James Patterson, who “wrote” a book with Bill Clinton. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was already connected to Epstein by 2 degrees tho. 021
Reposted by Ari KaufmannBlack Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Well dang, should’ve just memed it in the first place 723971028
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ultimate rocker bingo but it’s just all the bands Ronnie James Dio has been in 040
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I have a job interview on Monday. Please wish me luck, BlueSky. 360
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Loser music bingo but it’s all just one big space that says Sabaton 1101
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Guys don’t play video games they just play shooting games. Girls play real games like Picrew and Monster Girl Maker. 040
Reposted by Ari KaufmannMina Obscener 🏳️⚧️🔞 @minaobscener.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Watching a movie where a character is straight, white, or christian: urgh, you had to make it political, smdh. 0104
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Drop something METAL 🤖⚙️🖤🤘⛓️static.klipy.comCandlemass Bewitched: Forest DanceAlt: Candlemass doing the Doom DanceTM 0123
Reposted by Ari Kaufmannjude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026dolly passed at 80. tim passed at 80. someone just had his 80th birthday, and they say these things happen in 3's. i know you can't bargain with the universe, i'm not trying to- i'm just saying, there is an opportunity for karmic readjustment here 928049
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wait, so you’re telling me TWO 80 year olds died yesterday and neither are the one we wanted? 040
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026having Dolly Parton pay for your boobs is probably the greatest thing that’s ever happened to anyone 072
Reposted by Ari KaufmannWerewolven Daughter @wolvendaughter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026it should have been Charlie Kirk again 1392
Reposted by Ari KaufmannScary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I think cringe isn’t real and people should do what they want so long as it isn’t actively harmful to anyone else. Oh you’re not comfortable with it? Skill issue. 28526
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026name a cover better than the original youtu.be/g13Qlh9btsM?...youtu.beCeltic Frost - Mexican Radio (Official Audio)YouTube video by Celtic Frost 000
Reposted by Ari KaufmannEllie @elysiadema.bsky.social · 19/01/2025It’s no fair only trans women get to become girls . Why did I have to be cis ?! 111
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 22/08/2026static.klipy.comAnakin: It's Working!Alt: Anakin: It's Working! 010
Reposted by Ari Kaufmannmuscle meat woman child @pierogibeast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026every time I have to see someone pearl clutching and “how dare you”-ing over people making “Luigi Mangione was right” jokes I laugh about Brian Thompson’s death again. I just did it now in fact. You can’t stop me 1142
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Some of my mutuals seem to be following this weirdo. If you see this, please fucking unfollow this antisemite. 020
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I hate music stage names that are just a first name like how am I supposed to know you meant the K-pop idol simply named “emma” there’s millions of emmas 000
Reposted by Ari KaufmannLammoth @lammoth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"Whimsy doesn't belong in black metal" us: "we're going to whimsy even harder" metalinjection.net/editorials/h...metalinjection.netThis Is the Cutest Black Metal Album Cover of All Time - Metal Injection"Hobbit black metal" project Lammoth perfectly captures Bill the Pony on this unreal cover. 67311
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Homophobic Metalheads before 1998 be like: Them steel and leather guys were fooling with the denim dudes A couple cops playin rough stuff, New York, Fire Island 🤘😎🤘 030
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ram It Down is already a pretty mid album, but the fact that the song titled Heavy Metal doesn’t sound like heavy metal at all just adds insult to injury. 010
Reposted by Ari Kaufmanndepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026not to be confused with quesadilla 5581071803
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hey mutuals you can dm me to become friends, unless you’re a weirdo 010
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/08/20261 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me 1130
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Adults who are performatively against swearing to seem mature are ironically incredibly immature. 040
Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Actually calling republicans mentally disabled as an insult doesn’t make you anything more than a bigot. I need to get off the discovery feed. 060
Reposted by Ari Kaufmann𓆩🩸Ruby Bloodthirst Rockatansky🩸𓆪 @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026@arikaufmann.bsky.social congratulations! you are now the double bass player for Satyricon! 131
Reposted by Ari Kaufmann𓆩🩸Ruby Bloodthirst Rockatansky🩸𓆪 @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026congratulations! you are now playing an instrument in a metal band! but you have no idea which! like this post and I'll let you know what random instrument you are now playing in which random metal band 28435