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Ari Kaufmann

@arikaufmann.bsky.social
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Autistic | Leftist | Anti-AI | Vocaloid lover | Heavy metal maniac | Aspiring musician

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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 12h
Literally like wtf
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 17h
be the porn category you wish to see in the world
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 18h
I want all my trans mutuals to promise me to live long enough to be able to make “congrats to the terf wizard book lady for not saying anything transphobic for 20 years” posts on social media
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I seriously need to stop drinking caffeine so late wtf I am privileged because there are worse addictions to have but still
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🫂
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will. Thanks for the warning.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do I want to know what this word means
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chaos in Sonic X scared the shit out of me when I was like 6
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I still remember it rewiring my brain when I heard it for the first time at the age of 14. It was the first time I ever heard power metal before.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
:3
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I forgot to put epicus doomicus metallicus in here. Pretend thats what’s there instead of hatebreeder or rust in peace.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a gorgeous woman /respectful
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I’m gonna make a 50 albums that made me tomorrow.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Painkiller would be number 10 probably
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is mine, I guess. I feel like 9 albums is too limiting truly show what made me.
Black Sabbath - Heaven & Hell
Pagan - Altar - Judgement of the Dead
Gamma Ray - Heading For Tomorrow
Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
Dio - Holy Diver
Blind Guardian - Nightfall In Middle Earth
The Beatles - The Beatles
Children of Bodom - Hatebreeder
Megadeth - Rust In Peace
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My weekly listening. RIP Cronos. #MetalSky
Venom - Black Metal
Venom - Welcome To Hell
Tarot - The Spell of Iron
Iron Maiden- Somewhere In Time
Green Lung - Necropolitan
Pagan Altar - Never Quite Dead
Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats - The Night Creeper
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Doc at the Radar Station
The Recreant - The Code Is V… Outlive the Code
Black Sabbath - Forbidden
Windhand - Soma
Yes - Close to the Edge
Sortilège - Larmes De Héros
Wraithstorm - Revenant
Scorpions - Crazy World
Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti
Rougaroux - Graveyard Smash
Mötory Crüe - Shout At the Devil
Grave - Soulless
Mötley Crüe - Too Fast For Love
Savatage - Madness Reigns From the Gutter (1990)
Wince and Frisson - Tumult
Howling Giant - Crucible & Ruin
Cloven Hoof - Dominator
Sortilège - Mètamorphose
Scorpions - Fly to the Rainbow
Scorpions - Animal Magnetism
Scorpions - Lonesome Crow
Anthrax - Cursum Perficio
Watain - Trident Wolf Eclipse
Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin III
Cloven Hoof - Never a Prophet In Your Own Land
Wishbone Ash - Just Testing
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m obviously listening to WRAITHSTORM 🤘 New Amon Amarth as well
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None So Tired @nonesotired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not normally big on melodeath and even I bought this so you should too imo More extensive thoughts/review to follow
wraithstorm.bandcamp.com
Revenant, by Wraithstorm
11 track album
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit. RIP Cronos.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My favorite part of this album is 00:00-41:17 fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...
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The Code is V...Outlive the Code, by The Recreant
11 track album
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MOTH | Alex @loachy16.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just a reminder to folks, body shaming is not cool. Doesn't matter how much of a dickhead fascist the person is, criticise them for that, not the way their body looks.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
40 years ago today
Me holding Iron Maiden’s Somewhere In Time record Iron Maiden - Somewhere In Time being spun on a record player
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I vote to call it Chud Metal
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m gonna start to post these again
Rainbow - Rising
Manowar - Battle Hymns
Manowar - Kings of Metal
Tarot - The Spell of Iron
Tarot - Follow Me Into Madness
Green Lung - Necropolitan
Iron Maiden- Iron Maiden
Running Wild - Gates to Purgatory
Exhorder - Slaughter In the Vatican
Vio-Lence - Eternal Nightmare
Whiplash - Power and Pain
Children of Bodom - Follow the Reaper
Children of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet?
Eveale - Enter the Woodland Realm
Eyehategod - Take As Needed For Pain
Benediction - The Great Leveller
Evile - Enter the Grave
Sorcerer - Anno 1503
Anthrax - Cursum Perficio
YOB - Live at Roadburn 2010
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cloven Hoof 🤘
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BODOM AFTER MIDNIGHT BODOM AFTER MIDNIGHT YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wait no I have a better one She‘s holden my caulfield till I catch her in the rye
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m holden her caulfield till she catches my rye
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Y’all, I have a crush on someone who’s very much aromantic How do I make myself not feel this way
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey do you think if we made hydration a key plank for leftist candidates, we could get conservatives to all refuse to drink water
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s a russian guy I’m in a discord server with who DMs me and everyone else from the server an “ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!!!!!“ message followed by a frog meme every single Wednesday morning without fail. They’re all in Russian. None of us are Russian or speak Russian.
A frog in a mug with a caption in Russian that translates to “(ribb)It’s time to drink the toadpuccinno”
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Holy fuck wow that’s amazing
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A moderate is usually just an embarrassed conservative.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
GREEN LUNG
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Congrats to the twin towers for not saying anything racist for 25 years
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who doesn’t?
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mr beast is now connected to Jeffrey Epstein by 3 degrees of separation, because he “wrote” a book with James Patterson, who “wrote” a book with Bill Clinton. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was already connected to Epstein by 2 degrees tho.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me neither.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy anniversary hell yeah
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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well dang, should’ve just memed it in the first place
An illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante’s Divine Comedy that shows two silhouetted figures standing on a tall summit gazing up at a great celestial conflagration of souls in heaven. Text reads “We already had free art for people who are broke or bad at designing things. It’s called the PUBLIC DOMAIN”
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ultimate rocker bingo but it’s just all the bands Ronnie James Dio has been in
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thank you!
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thank you!
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a job interview on Monday. Please wish me luck, BlueSky.
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I didn’t even realize it was supposed to be girls trip cause I’m so cultured
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Loser music bingo but it’s all just one big space that says Sabaton
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Ari Kaufmann @arikaufmann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ew
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