Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 1hApropos private thoughts, I wish people understood that "Jews disagree" is not the gotcha or breaking news they think it is. 000
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The world can feel like an intolerant place so it's worth remembering that most paint is *pro* climb 010
Reposted by Matt Greeneasnaturalasrain.bsky.social @asnaturalasrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(scolding Lionel Hutz voice) “There’s industrial scale fraud” (cheery Lionel Hutz voice) “and there’s industrial scale fraud!” 012
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reading the Premier League statement and it seems like the only thing Man City are guilty of is fraud at an industrial scale. So if that's a crime, sure, throw the book at them. 121
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Rowan Atkinson is rightfully heralded for his comedic acting but remains unappreciated for his charity work. All those hours of sitting for street caricaturists ? Totally pro bono. 130
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good night's sleep. Squashed three mosquitos before bed but, crucially, left one alive to tell its friends what it had seen. 020
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hard to consider yourself your own harshest critic when you've published some books and Goodreads exists. 3541
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There is no greater theory of mind breakdown than the discrepancy between how I imagine my friends' faces as they reply with the crying laughing emoji and my knowledge of my own face when I deploy it. 120
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It cost two zloty to use the toilets at Auschwitz: no zloty, no potty. A tour guide once told me a story about going with a survivor who, on learning this, rolled up his sleeve and told the attendant 'Last time I was here, we didn't have to pay.' 051
Reposted by Matt GreeneDaniel Tunnard @danieltunnard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Still, could be worse 174
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Blue Heron (on Mubi). Deeply affecting and formally inventive, two modes that seem at first to be pulling in opposite directions, as if to tell the story straight is too much for the filmmaker to confront. But the third act throws that concern out the window. Really good on the texture of memory. 4* 010
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My father was a man of contradictions. He wore suncream to the tanning salon. 010
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not to be all The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas but someone needs to keep breaking Beck's heart every twelve years so we can keep getting new sad Beck albums. 000
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yankee Hotel Foxtrot might have something to say about it but all these years later I think we can mostly agree Wilco were right that they are equal to or less than A Ghost Is Born. 100
Reposted by Matt GreeneDave Strock @davestrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's so great, right? I'm constantly being hung up on the idea that "immediacy is the negation of mediation", which has me noticing the various forms of mediation that I'd not noticed previously, and realizing all the good stuff in life comes out of a mediation process. 031
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 15/09/2026On Falling (currently on iPlayer) is so good on the isolating effects of modern labour, the cost to our humanity and the degree to which we are all now serfs. Highly recommend 000
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 04/09/2026BBC news headlines just now. Story one: Reform found guilty of breaking donation rules. One (1) comment from editor of The Spectator: an opportunity for them to professionalise/fall in line with the "sensible voices" in the party. 100
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If I'm ever murdered and disfigured beyond recognition they'll have to identify me by my reminder that you're overdue an appointment with the hygienist. 010
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Someone should invent a Dime bar with two strips of caramel and call it a Caramellogram. 141
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It would be reductive to call this a Jewish Sopranos, but that's how good it is, and it might make someone pick it up. 041
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Watched Groundhog Day with the 9-year-old (big hit). Previously thought of it as a film about stasis, the lure of depression, the promise of renewal and the necessary difficulty of real inner change, but this time is seemed like a study on the psychic damage of having to continually wake up at 6am. 230
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 27/08/2026On the one hand, the turn of the century was yesterday, it's the long summer after school ends and I'm still barely out my teens, and on the other Jack Wilshere is now manager of Luton. 020
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm seriously concerned reading a second day of tributes and realising she was involved in basically every social, cultural and scientific advancement of the last 50 years that she was the one thing holding us together. Thought I knew what a legend she was but I didn't know the half of it. 050
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ah man. What a life. And maybe worth saying because with so many great deeds you'd be forgiven for forgetting it but what a god tier songwriter 030
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Any excuse to share this. Art Spiegelman once gave the greatest response to an interview question you'll ever hear. When asked if he thought a comic book about Auschwitz was in poor taste: "I thought Auschwitz was in poor taste." 030
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 22/08/2026William Carlos Williams was challenged to write the saddest poem he could in less than fifty words. "I only need five," he replied. For breakfast: frozen plums, eaten 010
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 22/08/2026For sale: babies shoes, condition: Like New. £30 ONO (RRP £40, note: these are a brand new item, never worn.) P&P £4.99 (allow 3-5 business days.) Details in description. No time wasters. 020
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Also, I'm off to see Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma tonight, and god isn't great going to the cinema. 100
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Do you know what's really nice? When you see a kid in a film and they're really good and they go on to have a brilliant career, constantly challenging themselves and confounding expectations. This is in ref to Will Poulter, who I've had a soft spot for since Son of Rambow. Just a lovely thing to see 000
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 16/08/2026In my experience, Jews don't believe in traitors. We believe in two Jews, three opinions 062
Reposted by Matt GreeneOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Plenty to reflect about re: the Arday affair, but I'm going to repeat this one thing. The playbook the right used here is effective even though it's not especially sophisticated, as it relies on the audience to do the dirty work. I've been calling it "Trojan horse propaganda", let's go with that. 1/ 5763132016
Reposted by Matt GreenePetra Boynton @petraboynton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is appalling and tragic. Cambridge University, the media, and those far right 'scholars' and hangers on who sought to capitalise on this case for social media clout surely bear responsibility for what feels like an entirely predictable outcome. www.lbc.co.uk/article/jaso...lbc.co.ukFormer Cambridge professor Jason Arday found dead aged 41 | LBCMr Arday is understood to have been found "unresponsive" at an address in Battersea on Friday afternoon 414143
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Enjoyed that. Unfancied minnow standing up to a PL giant with much bigger resources. Proper magic of the cup 010
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Already annoyed t all the johnny come latelies who'll be jumping on the bandwagon later. Some of us carry colanders with us to point at the sun every day, not just once every 30 years 020
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 06/08/2026One day, if you're very, very lucky, you might have the privilege of being copyedited, but unless you've been copyedited by @bcdreyer.social you won't know true generosity xx 050
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Lambchop aren't my favourite band but sometimes I wonder why not 000
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 30/07/2026So ravaged by mosquito bites that last night I woke up to one goading a newcomer like Daniel Day Lewis to Paul Dano at the end of There Will Be Blood 010
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It's good, I think, every couple of years to pick up a book everyone is raving about, read a few pages then quietly and respectfully return it to the library box it came from having concluded, with enormous restraint and magnanimity, that you are not the target readership. 150
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Oh oh oh but *this* is magic. The depth of it but way he writes, like it's carried on the breeze. @saltpublishing.com releasing some absolute gems 071
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Dooneen by @rid9way.bsky.social is such a special book. Makes most modern fiction seem anemic in comparison. It's completely inimical, but I think Christian Petzold's adaptation of Transit by Anna Seghers (another masterpiece) would make a good companion piece. Anyway, the point is: read it. 020
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Second viewing of Marty Supreme. I can't tell you how moving it is to see a deeply flawed Jewish character, who faces, historically, what are only homeopathic levels of persecution, get to the end and decide "Nope, I've absolutely had enough of this antisemitic bullshit." A masterpiece. 110
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Couldn't agree more. The amount we're getting is an insult. 91% take-up because we'll never see another penny from these thieves and we can't afford not to, but if you'd have offered us 10x to help build the illiteracy engine, 91% of us would've told you to go fuck yourself. 020
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Momentous day: just showed the nine-year-old the Brian Butterfield Detective Agency sketch. 020
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Trying to cut down on my reading so I can spend more time sitting on hay bales listening to travelling troubadours 010
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 14/07/2026They should invent 4-step authentication but only for if you're trying to order a pizza with no tomato sauce 0101
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The thing is I am actually quite a thoughtful and engaged person who believes in thinking critically and giving real consideration to what I say but I do also think - and I absolutely refuse to expand on this - that the fact I'm expected to have an Instagram account is fascism. 020
Matt Greene @arealmattgreene.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It's nice to be wrong about things. I didn't like the first two episodes but The Comeback S3 is really, really good, and Lisa Kudrow's central turn remains an all-timer. 000