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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bring back all the Finnish mustard!

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Current status: Bowie hard agrees, Kell. Snug Life.

A floppy chocolate lab snoozes on a gray couch curled up hard against his human, one ear draped across her arm.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is fantastic and I learned something new

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dude I think about this every morning. And have very carefully chosen the egg container placement in the fridge because I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS. Now, how to stop me from pouring half and half onto the coffee grounds directly, I have no idea.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Successfully raging The Fixx and Howard Jones so hard while washing the dishes that when the husband got back from walking the dog and was still on the phone with his family, he had to immediately evacuate to the bedroom to be heard.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THANKFUL TO HAVE NOT YET MADE THESE DUDES' ACQUAINTANCE. (Will now find one in my shower.) But also, LOL at "controlled mechanically": "or they can be controlled mechanically by using a vacuum, fly swatter or broom" ...AKA, SLAPWICH :::buys more brooms::::

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I am "I want two uninterrupted weeks at home in my new place to create innovative and aesthetic storage solutions" years old.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is an art piece. 😂 Your family clearly has an eye for design, sheesh. That chair, the arched book cove, the woodwork...AND fluffs. 🤌🤌

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Their vocals (and sets) complement each other so well. Was a great show!

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

:::places them in size-appropriate small apple bowl::: ✨

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Holmes just got like half an apple from me with that face. He's having a good day.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hell yeah, late August babies. Happy birthday!

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Moving within your own city is 90% better/easier than moving interstate or internationally, but lo, it is still absolutely the suck. If you're in the Move Suck right now, I feel you. I see you. We're gonna get through it, friend.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Sorry to just Kool-Aid man into this thread but OMFG WHAT. 😂 Dying.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Love that the advice for moving into a house with no closets is "use armoires, or better yet, just don't need closets" essentially. Not a solicitation for advice, it just makes me laugh. "Just....don't closet."

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

As someone that stops bad ideas like this from happening for a living, I desperately want to know who sent this. GAH.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It’s a fantastic focus mantra, really

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

...and this is the thread that taught me that the badgers in the "Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom" animation are, in fact, European badgers. (The ones with the goth/corpse paint vs. the sideburns, you see.)

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Any culture that serves me an entire block of marinated feta with my vegetables is straight to the top of my list. 🤌🤌

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 10/08/2026

No one in particular in mind right now—trust me, when I'm up again, you'll know—but just a reminder that a great way to show love for an author is to preorder their book or buy it the very first week it's on sale. (Hounding your local library to stock it is also aces.)

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

See also: need 84 rugs, a kitchen island/table, bathroom storage... 🫠 I love that we both live in 100+ year-old houses now. Wtf.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Oh hell yes. I mean, us pawing through every furniture store in the region in the next year is a given.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The fledglings are HILARIOUS. The best part of dog walks over the last 3-4 months has been watching them careen around with their new wings and run into fences, trees, each other, etc. Not to mention the screaming at their parents. Pure entertainment.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Antique/House-y/Furniture Sky: I need to acquire furniture to stand in for a bedroom closet, a linen closet, and a hall closet. Beyond haunting Buy Nothing groups, any Seattle-area recommendations? I've started pillaging the Ballard Consignment website and taking further suggestions!

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Also the fact that practically every woman we know started into their "menopausal transition" at fucking 40, not early 50s.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Welp, it's official. The Eaton Fire industrial-sized air purifier is now deployed in the apartment. Think rainy thoughts, y'all.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Mood for this half of the year

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

2026 travel expense guidelines were revised to authorize only 5. Y'all are on the hook for the other two.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We are moving to a house with a huge lavender bush in two weeks and I cannot wait to say hi to all the hover hamsters every morning as I haunt the garden. 🤌♥️ Thank you for this name. 🫡

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Finally confessed to my husband that I married him because he, to this day, makes the best guacamole I've ever tasted. A true artist. Not to be underestimated. #NotAEuphemism

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The Monty Carlo is looking v.v. excellent yesssss

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

This series is....🤌🤌🤌 Welcome back! Thank you for bringing the cool breezes.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

omg lady date at the Container Stoooooooore

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I just want to see this laser mask 🤔👺

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Just laughed so hard and unexpectedly at this that I choked myself a little. 😅

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I flailed and checked my shirt and hair just watching the damn video.

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This is great, and feels like it was about everyone/anyone, really. Thanks. Reading your stuff at the end of long weeks of reading corporate AI slop exchanges is helpful.

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