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Colleen M

@arcsecant.bsky.social
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Professional content gremlin for the Bs, Cs, Ss, and As. Ex-, but pro-, guitars. Trying to protect you from Acts of Content, daytime talkshow fill music, and words like Visioncasting. Chocolate Lab collaborator. Stop killing. Start growing. 🌲 📍Seattle

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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Current status: Bowie hard agrees, Kell. Snug Life.
A floppy chocolate lab snoozes on a gray couch curled up hard against his human, one ear draped across her arm.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Was trying to figure out why the Gen Zish trend of wearing overpriced mary jane flats to the office was weirding me out, then remembered how 99% of my female friends in high school tore their feet to shreds in these bad boys. #DontDoIt
A round-toe, black cotton mary jane sandal with a thin rubber sole. I think you used to be able to get them in packs of 3 at Pier 1. My god, the death grip these things had on teenage/20-something suburban girls in 1994.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
We are ready.
I am sporting a handmade black mask  of an unsmiling human face with long antlers. My chocolate lab is in frame, freaking out, licking it, and making honking noises.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hope Monty is now enjoying the surprise sun as much as this guy.
A very choclatey lab suns his snoot while curled up with a fuzzy gray blanket.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
His best angle.
A close up of a chocolate lab snoot, lip flaps a-flapped, while he luxuriates on his person’s lap during the holidays.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Plans for this evening:
3 Japanese capybaras at Izu Shaboten Park enjoy a hot springs soak surrounded by, what I think are, yuzu. They look serene and content.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A snoozy Chocolate Lab relaxes on Christmas Eve and watches the rain from his forest green, seasonally appropriate duvet.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Taking notes on a meeting currently with this pen as a large lab snores behind me. 👌
A hand holding a grass-green pen that reads “THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL” down the barrel.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Yoga snooze, activate.
A senior chocolate lab is curled up with his back paws folded up to his snoot. His head rests on a stuffed fish toy.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Can’t stop staring at the scale of these trees outside the hotel. Seattle move-in is today. 🎉🌲
View of endless huge, leafy and evergreen trees from the eighth floor of a Seattle-suburbs hotel room. It is perfectly gloomy and raining.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I can't even call her an "old" person at 64 but... (just the recluse living in an abandoned castle with her animals and talking to no one part. What a champion.)
Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin (Enya) pictured at a Grammy event with the headline "Enya's Reclusive Life: Multi-Millionaire 'Sail Away' Singer Lives in Irish Castle with Her Cats"
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
TALL GRASS IS THE BEST
Extreme snoot close-up of a wide-eyed, very silly chocolate lab upside down between his humans on a couch.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Greetings from DIA. Why are they hoarding small children here?
A takeaway coffee and DIA’s gray confetti carpet—not quite the pizzazz of PDX’s
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I had to share my brother’s excellent text on how to find him when I got to JAX (IYKYK)
“I’m camped out in the seafoam/rocking chair/piano area outside of security”
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
In a frivolous break from hellmouth politics, I am being RTO'd in three weeks—which means I suddenly have to care about the state of my pants/shirts on a regular basis for the first time in 5 years. Is uh, this what we're supposed to look like in the office now? Just checking.
A model in absurdly wide black ponte trousers and a black biker jacket demonstrates Office-to-Blade-Rave chic.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Powered by bourbon and Erasure
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Sending excellent morning stick-find wishes for your prosperity and happiness.
A chocolate lab ferociously gnaws on an excellent 3-pronged stick he found, bathed in morning light.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Couldn't remember if I still had any "beach" photos on my phone but search yielded interesting/hilarious results. Share yours, if you're so inclined!
A cold, windy visit to the black sand-and-rock beach at Snæfellsbær in Iceland, a perfect backdrop for goth or black metal band photos.A funk band performing outside a brewery that's right on the beach in Huntington Beach, CA. It's Halloween afternoon, and the bassist is dressed as Steve Zissou from the Life Aquatic with a red beanie and light blue uniform shirt with scrub pants. A woman dressed as a wizard in a red cloak dances in the foreground, accompanied by an uncomfortable chihuahua on a leash that seems to be rethinking his/her loyalties to the wizard.A back porch table/lounge scene in Seattle, WA. It's a late afternoon in the spring with low golden sunlight peeking over the porch rail in the background. A can of Bosk "Goth Beach Party" Schwarzbier is centered in the shot.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The perpendogulus lies on his back, again at a 90 angle to the human inhabitants of the bed.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Garden gnome tracking index: 9:45 AM - Can still see the hat
A snow-covered back garden where a garden gnome is obscured by snow except for the top 2" of his hat.
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Welp, glad we moved our flight. Can't imagine this would've gotten sorted by 6 AM tomorrow. When I checked the weather for this chunk of time while packing, the forecast was 48 and partly cloudy. 🥴
Snowy trees and a snowy deck shot from a back window showing about 4" of snow already fallen
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Very confused that I'm seeing this featured practically everywhere. I _still_ have PTSD from this stuff—why in the world are people nostalgic for it?
A screenshot of a newsletter feature, "How to make school cafeteria pizza from the '80s and '90s."
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Colleen M @arcsecant.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
A blessing and offering to the timeline for prosperity and doggo joy in the new year
A chocolate Labrador lounges in a fluffy dog bed, grinning at the prospect of Thanksgiving treatsA chocolate lab lays on his back, grinning like a goofus
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