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Ethan Collins

@arcaneologist.bsky.social
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Templar. Mage with a knack for glyphs. Not all who wander are lost, but I probably am. Professor at UCL and cat dad to Jinx. (RP account. #SWLRP. FC: Jonathan Bailey. Character played by @kaladinval.bsky.social)

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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ready, more or less, for the expedition to the Amazon. Hm, why do I get the feeling I’ve forgotten something vital?
A brown hiking backpack surrounded by maps, boots, rope, a compass, notebooks, and other travel gear.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
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two men standing next to each other with the words " elementary my dear watson " written above them
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " elementary my dear watson " written above them
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Huzzah for all the shadowy overlords today!
Black cat sticking his tongue out.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If you see this, repost with a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.
Robin Williams as Mr. Keating in Dead Poets Society and his students.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Oh @asyouwill.bsky.social Sunday roast is served. 🍽️
The actor Jonathan Bailey cooking and glazing bread rolls in a sunny kitchen.Sunday roast dinner with beef, roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, greens, and red wine.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
#SaturdaySong The Very Thought of You 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrbT...
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The Very Thought Of You
YouTube video by Etta James - Topic
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Tried my hand at a prime rib roast for @asyouwill.bsky.social tonight. Not too shabby, if I do say so myself.
Jonathan Bailey the actor holding a roasting tray with a freshly cooked prime rib.Prime rib on a wooden board.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Can confirm.
A meme showing a flying orange cat with dragon-like wings breathing fire in a living room. The caption reads:

"Nobody:
Cats at 3am:"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
HAPPY PRIDE
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Intriguing theory. It appears I'm True Neutral, with the occasional drift into Lawful Evil, most likely due to insufficient tea reserves.
Humorous alignment chart featuring nine distinct archaeologist hats each associated with a classic D&D alignment.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
#ThursdayThaumaturgy Spent the night decoding Egyptian glyphs about moonlight rituals priests used to cleanse temples of cosmic corruption. And they say my evenings aren't exciting.
An open notebook filled with handwritten notes and detailed Egyptian hieroglyphs.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Alex Palou did it! We've got a new Indy 500 winner! 🏆
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Quite the spectacle at the Brickyard today. Started under caution and already more than a few heartbreaks. Shwartzman’s out after a pit lane mishap, Larson’s “Double” ended in the wall, and Cheatske’s facing the music for aero tweaks.
Kyle Larson and Kyffin Simpson crash into the wall in Lap 92 in the Indianapolis 500 on May 25, 2025.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Cream tea rituals date back further than we thought.
An image of Stonehenge recreated using scones arranged vertically in a circle, resembling the ancient monument.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
It's always a good time for a little jazz. 🎶🎷 www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVZ...
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Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong - Dream A Little Dream Of Me (Audio)
YouTube video by EllaFitzgeraldVEVO
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Okay Vancouver I see your hand and I concede.
Stanley Park at night.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Currently investigating a haunted sewing machine aptly named the Singer of Sorrows. Jinx strongly advises against it.
A black cat sits on an open book filled with diagrams and instructions for a sewing machine.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Jinx finds your lack of treats disturbing. Happy Star Wars Day to all who celebrate. 😼✨
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Not too shabby for our first-night dinner. Churrasco, Brazilian-style barbecue with grilled meats and cheese on skewers.
Grilled churrasco skewers with a mix of meats and cheese served alongside salsa and toasted cassava flour on a wooden platter.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Bags packed, notes sorted, and hat at the ready. Adventure awaits, @asyouwill.bsky.social are you prepared to solve a mystery or two?
A hat, leather bag, notebook, rope, compass, oil lamp, and magnifying glass arranged on a desk.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Reports indicate there's a glyph hidden in the street art here. Unusually, this one shifts nightly, rewriting itself. Looks like tonight will be a colourful puzzle. 🤔
Jaguar E-Type parked beside colourful street art.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Good morning. Kicking off Monday with some fry-up fuel.
Full English breakfast with fried eggs, bacon, sausages, baked beans, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, and toast.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Standing here, I can confirm. Vancouver's marina always has a way of making an impression.
Vancouver marina at twilight with city skyline and bridge overhead.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Jinx has perfectly captured my sentiment about Mondays.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
(The trick to surviving ancient tombs? Know when to duck. 🤠)
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Cavē Īdūs Mārtiās.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The energy I bring to bluesky.
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a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a cup .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a cup .
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
They've spelt prawn cocktail wrong.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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a man in a white shirt and brown suspenders is smiling and talking .
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Not the hat I needed, but apparently, the hat I deserved.
A person wearing a black cat like a hat.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The word ‘homeowner’ has the word ‘meow’ in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again. 😸
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
After hours of work, I’ve pieced together the meaning behind the central glyph. It references something called ‘The Keeper’s Key.’ Now I’m even more curious. 🤔
A wooden desk by a window, covered with research materials, an open book with multiple tabs, handwritten notes in a notebook.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The glyphs on this relic feel oddly familiar, like an old riddle I’ve half-forgotten. Let’s see where this leads.
The image depicts a mystical, glowing book with pages illuminated in shades of purple and pink. Intricate, magical-looking symbols and diagrams are etched into the open pages
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Nothing says festive spirit quite like the crackle of vintage vinyl. Happy Christmas to all those who celebrate. 🎅🎄🎁 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUW...
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Dropped a mince pie on my research notes this morning. If a future historian finds traces of currants, I can only hope they’ll appreciate my multitasking.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
The Tube was crowded with last-minute shoppers. I would’ve used a teleportation spell if it didn’t risk landing me in the M&S biscuit aisle.
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Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Hello, Bluesky. Ethan here -- Templar archaeologist, professor, and occasional spell-slinger. When I’m not chasing lost artifacts, I’m probably being outwitted by my cat, Jinx.
A smiling man standing by a pond surrounded by lush greenery and charming countryside cottages.
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