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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I... got a Labubu for Christmas. I know nothing of these things other than they went viral sometime this year.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

My niece likes the Christmas tree more than she likes her presents.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I have a really complicated relationship with my brain.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

So displeasing when I see a piece of art that looks so pretty but then I find out that it's AI.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

'Tis the season for this song. One of my favourite renditions of Autumn Leaves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXBN...

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Eva Cassidy - Autumn Leaves

YouTube video by Eva Cassidy

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I love the autumn weather. Clean, crisp air without being too cold. And plenty of food at Thanksgiving. 😆🍗

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Oh, what a fun phonetic experiment. Hey @arcaneologist.bsky.social, this made me think of you. 😛 www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zW...

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What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?

YouTube video by Aaron Alon

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Some people really just say the most unhinged shit. 😐

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I'll definitely be bringing out the Samus cosplay for Halloween. 🤔

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I love that the name for the fear of balloons is globophobia. Anyways, I have it.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Oh, Costco. I love the stuff you have. I hate what you do to my wallet. 😭

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I can read minds! I know what you're thinking... you think I'm crazy!

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Any noun can be a verb if you don't care enough.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Got a good chuckle from the r/GermanHumor subreddit.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I do think the constant evolution of language is a beautiful thing, but if "alot" eventually becomes accepted as a word, that's where I'll draw the line.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

My sister's a fantastic baker. Tucking in to a piece of her cherry pie and everything is right in the world.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

It's not often that I get an opportunity to practice sign language, but when I do, it always puts a smile on my face.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Wonderful client told me I'm a gentleman and a scholar. Going to ride this high for the next several weeks.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Much of the reason why I prefer cold weather over warm weather is because the air feels nicer to breathe. Crisp air is a wonderful thing.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I've never tried it myself, but it seems cathartic to kick down a door.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Didn't sleep well last night. Fought a headache for most of today, went away just now.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

My reddit feed cursed me with a video of a Surinam toad giving birth. I'm displeased.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Oh, I love the sound of birdsong. How pleasant. 😊🐦

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

It just feels like everything's easier on my eyes when it's cloudy or rainy out. Which is because of the light, but still.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

This is exactly the sort of blunder I would make.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Had a thought occur to me about vocal incantations in regards to casting spells. Maybe a trip to the bookstores around Ealdwic is in order. 🤔

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I wonder what would be the most accurate term for the power to control time? Chronomancy? Chronokinesis? Chronurgy?

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Something that's begun playing in my head whenever I visit Ealdwic. youtu.be/gBmL_UqJnEA

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Sunless Skies OST - 18. Albion London Lights

YouTube video by Lady Violety

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

"Fuck around and find out" is an evolution of "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

A short exchange between a rat and a cat

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Isn't "putty" just the most fun word ever? I love it.

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I've noticed that I'm a bit of a texture-seeker when it comes to food. If everything's the same mushy texture, it's off-putting. It's like my mouth demands stimulation.

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